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Re: Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the bigger guys.
« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2015, 03:20:59 PM »
Just keep telling yourself that.

It's a fact cos i've done it before.

When ur burning like 5 thousand calories through training alone its impossible to even eat enough to get fat.



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« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2015, 03:56:38 PM »
 
It's a fact cos i've done it before.

When ur burning like 5 thousand calories through training alone its impossible to even eat enough to get fat.



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« Reply #78 on: February 24, 2015, 04:35:46 PM »
its true
You know Joon, you already lost it, its gone bud; whatever it is whatever you are, gone. He who looks into the abyss realizes that there's nothing looking back at him, and the only thing he sees is his own character Joon. The abyss, the shit abyss.

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« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2015, 04:37:41 PM »
its true

Will you be joining the pioneering IFBB Pro bodybuilder turned Pro MMA fighter in his workouts?

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« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2015, 05:01:40 PM »
its true

Ofcourse it's true, but you will not lose weight you fail to deliver.

that poker lifestyle you live will not allow you to be lean man. Coke, booze, Pizza, kebabs etc..

You are a good person, fun dude. But you cant say fuck bodybuilding its gay cause you failed.

you have a drawer of gear, I know you are not the type of guy to sell it.




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« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2015, 06:34:57 PM »
If I know I have a good one coming, I sustain my self from sex and cumming in general for self determined period, and just think about it all the time, meditate it, do a lot of stretching, train religiously and do everything By the book.

Then when the time comes, she has nothing bad to say. Actually she won't say a thing, just babbles gibberish and seems out of control, as if possessed.
LOL

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« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2015, 06:41:15 PM »
I think I pulled a hamstring during sex last night while doing doggy. It's killing me.
My lower back hurts like fuck too.

Ever since I got up to 220lb and being one of the bigger guys around here I have noticed lots of positives but quite a few negatives too.

For example when I am walking down street other guys kinda just bow down, swerve me or keep their distance....they just KNOW who's the daddy.

Girls seems to naturally gravitate towards my confidence and strike up conversation.

If I want something I just take it or have it, I don't ask. I get a lot more freebies and stuff in the patisseries.
Seem like everyone is constantly trying to feed me or impress me.

People give way to me on the road way more often and no one dares race me at traffic lights.

On the downside its hard to tie my own shoe laces and I've got very inflexible in bed.

And some bitches be moaning I am squishing them too much and I am too heavy when on top.

I think I will take booty's advice and do hot yoga.



Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is.  :o

Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.

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« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2015, 06:43:11 PM »
Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is.  :o

Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.

Sure you don't.  ::) ::)
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« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2015, 07:00:04 PM »
Sure you don't.  ::) ::)

Ha, ha. Well I am getting older by the minute and my gay experiences were so many decades ago that I may have forgotten exactly what position I might have assumed. But if memory serves me right. My butt hole was pretty much sacred.

But if it amuses/excites you to think of me on all fours, taking a big one up the shit hole, knock yourself out!  ;D

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« Reply #85 on: February 24, 2015, 07:00:51 PM »
I think I pulled a hamstring during sex last night while doing doggy. It's killing me.
My lower back hurts like fuck too.

Ever since I got up to 220lb and being one of the bigger guys around here I have noticed lots of positives but quite a few negatives too.

For example when I am walking down street other guys kinda just bow down, swerve me or keep their distance....they just KNOW who's the daddy.

Girls seems to naturally gravitate towards my confidence and strike up conversation.

If I want something I just take it or have it, I don't ask. I get a lot more freebies and stuff in the patisseries.
Seem like everyone is constantly trying to feed me or impress me.

People give way to me on the road way more often and no one dares race me at traffic lights.

On the downside its hard to tie my own shoe laces and I've got very inflexible in bed.

And some bitches be moaning I am squishing them too much and I am too heavy when on top.

I think I will take booty's advice and do hot yoga.



You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.

You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.

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« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2015, 07:02:35 PM »
You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.

You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.

Goodrum does have 200 online businesses and one of them is consistently thriving (Caliber fitness).  :-\ :D ::) ???
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« Reply #87 on: February 24, 2015, 07:12:22 PM »
Goodrum does have 200 online businesses and one of them is consistently thriving (Caliber fitness).  :-\ :D ::) ???

But is he one of the bigger guys around here?

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« Reply #88 on: February 24, 2015, 07:20:11 PM »
You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.

You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.

I am 5ft 10. 220lb at 17% BF. My car is worth more than your house.

You are an obese, balding, bearded tattooed red neck retard from Arizona.

You look like cross breed dog between Goodrum's unshaven anus and an ISIS fighter.

Just so people know who Walter Suckcock is AKA "Bike Nut" AKA "Chopperider" Mr Sean Belitsos from Arizona.

Now run along and press the report button another 400 times.

I got 400 gimmicks good to go. :-*

Cu nt






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« Reply #89 on: February 24, 2015, 07:21:12 PM »
This is Walter Suckcock the internet warrior giving people advice on looks...LMAO


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« Reply #90 on: February 24, 2015, 07:27:40 PM »
lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D

That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.

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« Reply #91 on: February 24, 2015, 07:27:51 PM »
Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is.  :o

Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.

Do you believe as you have aged prime that more older bisexual men become more or less attracted to you as your looks fade, your personality becomes more senile and dry?
Do you find cialis or viagra works better for a flaccid old wrinkly penis?

I am sorry your wife found out about you cheating with other men during your marriage. I hope she gets better.
You wouldn't want that to be her last memory of you.



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« Reply #92 on: February 24, 2015, 07:30:14 PM »
lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D

That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.

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« Reply #93 on: February 24, 2015, 07:31:37 PM »

I am 5ft 10. 220lb at 17% BF. My car is worth more than your house.

You are an obese, balding, bearded tattooed red neck retard from Arizona.

You look like cross breed dog between Goodrum's unshaven anus and an ISIS fighter.

Just so people know who Walter Suckcock is AKA "Bike Nut" AKA "Chopperider" Mr Sean Belitsos from Arizona.

Now run along and press the report button another 400 times.

I got 400 gimmicks good to go. :-*

Cu nt



Nice try Mustafa el AttentionWhore, I've never had a beard and never been to Arizona.

The only way you're 5'-10" is riding on your boyfriends shoulders and you have the willpower of a ghetto black.

But if you want me to, I can take a picture of an "Astin Martin" sitting in a parking lot and claim it's mine like you did.



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« Reply #94 on: February 24, 2015, 07:32:29 PM »
lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D

That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.

3 hours training in the morning and 3 hours training in the evening.
High intensity interval sprints, conditioning work, sparring, running 10k a day road work, it all add ups.

You are easily burning 5k a day overall along with regular day to day stuff.
Do a little bit of research before you post Hulk. You seem off beat at the moment.
You said earlier that people who have resting heart rate of 100 were about to die imminently before I posted up article saying it was actual higher end of normal range.

Education is the key for you my friend.


 

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« Reply #95 on: February 24, 2015, 07:35:00 PM »
Nice try Mustafa el AttentionWhore, I've never had a beard and never been to Arizona.

The only way you're 5'-10" is riding on your boyfriends shoulders and you have the willpower of a ghetto black.

But if you want me to, I can take a picture of an "Astin Martin" sitting in a parking lot and claim it's mine like you did.





Everyone knows its you Sean and I mean everyone. Bigmc even confirmed it was you.
You fucked up with that picture you posted before you left on the Chopper Rider account which got linked to your instagram.

Fuck you and fuck Mary.

You ugly fat obese cu nt






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« Reply #96 on: February 24, 2015, 07:35:05 PM »
3 hours training in the morning and 3 hours training in the evening.
High intensity interval sprints, conditioning work, sparring, running 10k a day road work, it all add ups.

You are easily burning 5k a day overall along with regular day to day stuff.
Do a little bit of research before you post Hulk. You seem off beat at the moment.
You said earlier that people who have resting heart rate of 100 were about to die imminently before I posted up article saying it was actual higher end of normal range.

Education is the key for you my friend.


No it does not add up.  It's not even close.

I know more about this than you you see, I've actually studied such things rather than just google and regurgitate.  That's not "research".

You really are a simple-minded fool.

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« Reply #97 on: February 24, 2015, 07:37:53 PM »
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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #98 on: February 24, 2015, 07:38:23 PM »
A 200-lb man for example will burn about 900 calories running a 10k.  

Are you prepared to claim you burn over 4000 (the equivalent of a marathon each and every day) doing all that other faggotry?


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« Reply #99 on: February 24, 2015, 07:40:25 PM »
No it does not add up.  It's not even close.

I concur. We'd all be dead if our bodies were metabolizing 5000 calories a day on an average 2000 calorie diet.