Author Topic: cougar fucks up my night....opinions from actual dudes needed (Read 16532 times)

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #101 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:38:06 AM »

Quote from: Vince B on March 19, 2015, 08:41:47 PM

You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?

Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.

Get real U a 75 yo RSL customer

U know shit about todays clubbing or warehouse parties

Tapeworm · « **Reply #102 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on March 20, 2015, 02:38:06 AM

Get real U a 75 yo RSL customer

U know shit about todays clubbing or warehouse parties

Get drunk and drive the forklift around!

The Ugly · « **Reply #103 on:** March 20, 2015, 07:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Vince B on March 19, 2015, 08:41:47 PM

You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?

Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.

How's the marriage?

TestDummy · « **Reply #104 on:** March 20, 2015, 05:54:56 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 07, 2015, 06:57:00 AM

Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.

as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.

Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...

( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)

No I'm sorry....I've never been there.

"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."

Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......

"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...

I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?

Bro, Do you live is Scottsdale? All kinds of cougars out here. and yes that was no accident, she know what she was doing, sneaky bitch

The Ugly · « **Reply #105 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 20, 2015, 03:25:22 AM

Get drunk and drive the forklift around!

Who plays with forklifts when you got a mutherfucking backhoe?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #106 on:** March 21, 2015, 12:52:02 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on March 20, 2015, 11:55:07 PM

Who plays with forklifts when you got a mutherfucking backhoe?

No shit, just came in for a snack from craning some gear around the back yard. Sure beats carrying stuff around. No wonder all these heavy equip guys end up shaped like Tony Soprano.

Will report back when I complete the hammer piping for the rock breaker! BANGBANGBANGBANG.

muscularny · « **Reply #107 on:** November 24, 2015, 11:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 07, 2015, 06:57:00 AM

as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.

no such thing, once a problem always a problem at least in relationships

good luck

Nomad · « **Reply #108 on:** November 25, 2015, 12:22:38 AM »

Subtle groink brag thread

bigmc · « **Reply #109 on:** November 25, 2015, 01:05:23 AM »

welcome back groink

great to have you back on board

check your pm brah I need some crack

Man of Steel · « **Reply #110 on:** November 25, 2015, 04:16:19 AM »

Takin a dump and readin this thread.

Take care Groink.

K1RB · « **Reply #111 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:23:02 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 07, 2015, 06:57:00 AM

Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.

as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.

Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...

( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)

No I'm sorry....I've never been there.

"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."

Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......

"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...

I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?

AZ 88
Great place!
Was there last Thursday!

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #112 on:** November 25, 2015, 08:01:05 AM »

Quote from: muscularny on November 24, 2015, 11:20:41 PM

no such thing, once a problem always a problem at least in relationships

good luck

Groink's old lady moved on.

Took the rental house, money, car, and license plates with her.

She's consoling herself on a different dick every night.

chaos · « **Reply #113 on:** November 25, 2015, 09:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on November 25, 2015, 08:01:05 AM

She's consoling herself on a different dick every night.

Is that how you console yourself?

drkaje · « **Reply #114 on:** November 25, 2015, 10:36:58 AM »

'She' recognized you from the Blue Oyster bar?

Azure · « **Reply #115 on:** November 25, 2015, 10:53:36 AM »

As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #116 on:** November 25, 2015, 01:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Azure on November 25, 2015, 10:53:36 AM

As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.

The fat drug addict responded by stealing $600 out of the cougar's purse later in the evening.

Post your pussy pics or GTFO!!!!

sync pulse · « **Reply #117 on:** November 26, 2015, 01:02:31 AM »

Let me ask something here;

Groink had a motor vehicle with counterfeit license plates?
He was keeping drug contraband in a motor vehicle with counterfeit license plates?
He was pulled over and the bad plates were discovered which led to the drugs being discovered?

Is this indeed what has happened?

el numero uno · « **Reply #118 on:** November 26, 2015, 05:16:44 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on March 07, 2015, 06:57:00 AM

Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.

as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.

Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...

( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)

No I'm sorry....I've never been there.

"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."

Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......

"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...

I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?

Groink can't afford to pay for a night out. Bull$hit story of peace.

_aj_ · « **Reply #119 on:** November 26, 2015, 06:42:44 AM »

I have a feeling that resurrected Groink posts are going to to be Getbig fodder for months.

Wiggs · « **Reply #120 on:** November 26, 2015, 09:42:11 AM »

Quote from: Azure on November 25, 2015, 10:53:36 AM

As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.

You're a woman?! I feel, I feel betrayed.
lol