cougar fucks up my night....opinions from actual dudes needed

[Pray_4_War]

Does a weekly blow job in Lolitas or Star of Light count as cheating?

Don't be ridiculous, of course not.

[Skorp1o]

Sounds like a true n true psychopath of a bitch, there's a difference between a confident woman and a psychopath.

She went so far that I would think she was actually targetting your gf not you.

Now, I'm a scorpio, we're paranoid by nature....I have a small suspicion your gf was onto this and she set it up.....keep your mind open.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Thong Maniac]

Lol at the life of this OP. Females coming out of the woodwork asking for his dick. What a life

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Lol at the life of this OP. Females coming out of the woodwork asking for his dick. What a life

Happening to him 7/24/365...Some people think it's a curse. He almost can't even step out of his house to get the mail without getting bothered by Ho's...Poor Groink is cursed I tell you. Cursed!

[njflex]

Sounds like a true n true psychopath of a bitch, there's a difference between a confident woman and a psychopath.

She went so far that I would think she was actually targetting your gf not you.

Now, I'm a scorpio, we're paranoid by nature....I have a small suspicion your gf was onto this and she set it up.....keep your mind open.

...ya never know,,,women are freaking sneaky and smarter ..

[calfzilla]

You forgot to log into your Flintstones account before posting this.

[pedro01]

You are a fucking loser. 50, and doing drugs. Nuff said. Your stories about getting tonnes of pussy just make you look like more of a douche.

Epic jealousy

[pedro01]

I love how the armchair experts are coming out and saying how they'd have handled it better 

They both did fine - his chick did OK - he did OK. His chick looked up the club and someone rags on her for that - get the fuck right outta here with that bullshit.

Of course, sitting there at your computer desk at 1am thinking of the best possible response when you aren't the one being put on the spot - well that's easy.

[sync pulse]

Im a t   AZ  88  .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.

as most of you know, me and my gf  went through a pretty major  rough spot.  So we're working it out now.

Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...

( COMPLETELY ignoring  my GF)   "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right?  (wrong)

No I'm sorry....I've never been there.

"Oh ...OK ,  I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."

Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......

"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man."  (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look )  and struts away...

I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?

• 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
• 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
• 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
• 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while  your hog is still greasy from woman #1

A romantic evening for all...

[240 is Back]

this is pretty much the exact way to handle it.  if you really love your girlfriend. 

for the record though i'm hoping you fuck the cougar.  please let us know if you do.  because you should. 

i'm married, I am 100% faithful, and this is all I got so for Christ's sake just do it for me.

LOL!  Awesome!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

• 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
• 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
• 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
• 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while  your hog is still greasy from woman #1

A romantic evening for all...

Knowing the Alpha Arm Don Gronk is, my guess is that he'll bang that ho 6 ways to Sunday before the Arnold Classic VIP parties shut down for the night and Lonnie Teper blows 20 grand to get schmoe squatted by the 11th on up placings of the ARnold Classic ...Lets face it, chicks like big fucking arms hanging off a dude...As does Mr. Teper...

[Palpatine Q]

[qu ote author=sync  pulse link=topic=567852.msg7970729#msg7970729 date=1425794660]

• 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
• 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
• 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
• 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while  your hog is still greasy from woman #1

A romantic evening for all...

[/quote]

Sync pulse never disappoints...LOL.

just revisited this post, forgot about it.

Props to pedro....for being real. And skorp , njflex, TM  etc.

LMFAO @ Bears.  

Haters...are just funny.

[forillagorilla]

Don't scare me like that!!! I thought you were mauled by a real cougar on a bike ride or something.

You would probably need more meat on your legs for a cougar to be interested anyway.

Ok - that's pretty fucking witty - you made the monkey laugh... Actually don't call me a fucking monkey!

[chaos]

Ok - that's pretty fucking witty - you made the monkey laugh... Actually don't call me a fucking monkey!

Fucking monkey

[Vince B]

• 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
• 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
• 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
• 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while  your hog is still greasy from woman #1

A romantic evening for all...

You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?

Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.

[Palpatine Q]

You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?

Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.

yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot

[Kwon_2]

Moral of the story, don't work close to Blue Adobe.

[Vince B]

yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot

Listen, I don't take kindly to being disrespected on the net. Okay? Last guy who did that had his ribs removed by my super grip. Just a fair warning here.

I give sound advice but most here are too daft to know it. They might know perhaps a few decades down the line.

[Walter Sobchak]

as most of you know, me and my gf  went through a pretty major  rough spot.  So we're working it out now.

Do you figure your GF rode any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?

 

[Vince B]

yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot

Yeah, you're right, the real moral is not to ask for dating or relationship advice on Getbig!

[Palpatine Q]

Do you figure your GF rode any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?

 

not possible

there are two sexual eras in a womans life.  before i bone them, and after i bone them 

[Walter Sobchak]

not possible

there are two sexual eras in a womans life.  before i bone them, and after i bone them 

Okay, did you ride any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?

 Grin

[Palpatine Q]

Okay, did you ride any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?

 Grin

ok now your'e crossing the line.



 

[The Scott]

Boats and hoes.