I will admit I hardly EVER put the weights back on the rack after training

[King Shizzo]

I think you didn't witness shizzo faking his death and doing video for money.  
One day he came to getbig and logged ( with his account or another one, I don't remember ) like he was shizzo brother. Shizzo brother told us that shizzo is dead in a car crash then after a while the truth comes that's all fake.
As for videos, he was humiliating himself, drunk, in videos Joon told him to do for money. Some video was him naked doing push ups or whatever.  Great shows  

Here are the two videos I posted on Getbig. In the first video, I take Junior up on a bet that I wasn't a gimmick. He said he would give me $250 dollars if I made a vid to prove I was real. In the second video, Junior challenged me to do 25 pushups. He donated $250 to the Regina animal shelter in my name for making the pushup vid.

So as you guys can plainly see, I wasn't turning tricks for Joon, and I wasn't naked  

[AbrahamG]

Props on the peel n stick flooring.

[King Shizzo]

Props on the peel n stick flooring.

Goes nicely with the rest of my trailer trash persona.

[ritch]

all drugs.

[greeneyes]

all charity push-ups

[King Shizzo]

all charity push-ups

In her dreams. 

[njflex]

The Shizzo fake death thing I am not the expert on you are better of asking Narcisticdeity, think he might have the original thread.
As for the videos Shizzo did nothing wrong.

He made a thread with a shirtless pic "260lb of awesome" looking crazy fat.
I couldn't believe he got that fat, I thought it was a troll job and photos-hoped pic.

I asked him to do video to prove it was really him the pic and no photoshop and that I would give him 250 bucks if he did.
I thought he was lying.
He posted video and owned me.

Josh probably has is on his youtube channel.

The other video of him doing 25 pushups was for charity.
He was a good sport.

he made his bones as the 'oracle'

[Walter Sobchak]

all charity push-ups

Booty definitely fighting well above her weight class.

Shizzo slumming the Pompano Beach way.

[King Shizzo]

he made his bones as the 'oracle'

The Oracle, Emperor, King, Heavy Hitter.......oh brother 

[greeneyes]

Booty definitely fighting well above her weight class.

Shizzo slumming the Pompano Beach way.

50 shades of brown

[Primemuscle]

In his world it was.

It took courage.

Giving up the only one meaningful thing in your life.

Getbig.

The rejection of his peers on here drove him into dispear  and destitution.

Turned his world upside down.

The realization he would never be made mod sent him into a great depression.

There was only one solution.

The final solution.

His death and suicide.

Online.

I sincerely hope you are mistaken and that Shizzo is having himself a big laugh right now.

Faking one's death is hardly the same as committing suicide. The connection is that often suicide is a last ditch move to get some attention and faking suicide on an internet forum also is an act seeking attention. The big difference is that pretending to die on the internet is not the same as trying to take one's own life in real life because there is almost zero risk with the internet tactic, while there is a real risk in real life.

[Primemuscle]

Short answer? I was drunk, and thought it would be funny.

It was a mistake for the fact that people on Getbig have known people who have died/been killed by drunk driving.


Not that it helps, but people sniffed out that it was a hoax within minutes anyway.

I know. Seems like folks could let this go. This is sometimes a crazy place where you cannot figure out what folks are thinking.

But to lend some reality to it. Drinking and driving can have some serious consequences. If your stunt helped just one person realize this and thus not drink and drive, then it had value.

[Primemuscle]

Shizzo is only "respected" now because of Joon. After he humiliated himself in videos, people decided to leave him alone and not discuss his existence in the board. They knew what miserable being he was and won pity of getbiggers.

Really??? Getbiggers have not pity. I am surprised you don't know this.

[Primemuscle]

Not falling for it.    I am like Teflon at this point.

Good for you! Joon has his own issues. He can't help you.

[Primemuscle]

I'll sign off on that biography of myself 

Seriously though, I am toning it down on purpose. They are looking into the mod situation very soon, and I would like to think I have a realistic shot a getting a spot. You just can't go all "willy nilly" as a moderator.

I would like to think as a moderator, you are held to a higher standard.

Why is it so important to you to be a mod here? Being a mod is a big responsibility. Ask any mod and they will tell you that it is a thankless job. You think some people hate you now, you have no idea how much they will despise you if you become a mod.

[forillagorilla]

Sure thing lets set it up pm me the address, I don't know where it is.

Professionalmuscle.com dumbass

Aston Martin - lol.    I love the "I post so I can get a reaction out of people - not because I am a pathetic douchebag"... Why in the world would you give a fleas fuck about getting a reaction from anonymous dudes on the net??  I will answer for you fatboy - you're a tool..

Hey man - look you're cool - you got a bunch of reactions on this thread.. Not THATS some funny shit

[Primemuscle]

Never had a sponsor. I only went to the required 16 meetings for the program I had to do for work. I also had weekly phone meetings with a counselor, and I am still required to remain sober (subjected to increased random drug tests which focus on the alcohol) until November of 2015.


I definitely had a major problem developing, which was slowly taking over my life. That's fine if you don't believe me. I am the one who has to live with myself in the real world, and I am happy with the progress I have made (not a drop since Oct. 2014)

Its been a weight lifted off of me figuratively and literally. I have lost close to 30 pounds, and the desire to lose more is there.

A mod spot would be cool, but I have already won something in real life, which is much more important.

I am impressed with your honesty here. I have represented folks who through my negotiations with HR were not fired and were allowed/required to go through rehab in order to save their jobs. There are laws which protect the unfortunate folks who find themselves in this pickle. It's usually a last chance agreement. Sometimes it worked for them and sometimes not. I always felt bad for those who did not succeed because their future seemed grim.

You need to give yourself a lot of credit. What you've accomplished, many do not. It is good to read about your successes. Don't now set yourself up for disappointment. If the powers that be don't make you a mod, then fuck it. Don't let it get you down.

[Primemuscle]

I think you didn't witness shizzo faking his death and doing video for money. 
One day he came to getbig and logged ( with his account or another one, I don't remember ) like he was shizzo brother. Shizzo brother told us that shizzo is dead in a car crash then after a while the truth comes that's all fake.
As for videos, he was humiliating himself, drunk, in videos Joon told him to do for money. Some video was him naked doing push ups or whatever.  Great shows 

This says a lot more about Joon then it does about those he may have duped into doing some dumb shit.

[Primemuscle]

There will be plenty of time for that once I lose more weight. I am around 240 or bust right now, down from an all-time high (or low) at 269-270 in October.

Doesn't it feel so much better being thinner? I went from weighing 220 lbs. to ranging around 185 to 190 lbs. and I feel so much healthier. -Weird thing is that I spent a good portion of my life trying be a mass monster. It took me all these years to figure out that all I want to be is fit and healthy. I'm a slow learner.

[forillagorilla]

If you want me to be.

The "I am so hetero that I can make homo-erotic jokes and get sophomoric reactions because it's blatantly obvious that there is NO WAY I could really get hard for another dude" is really pathetic man.. I have noticed that even in real life a lot of very insecure, sloppy looking dudes do this...

Truth is that you don't HAVE to look like that. In 8 weeks you could look decent and another 12 you could get ripped.. I mean - come on man your arms are just sad. Yet you actually show them off?? If it's the ink you are trying to display - think about that and have some respect for the artist.. Get some damn discipline... You will feel tons better and watch how your every aspect of life improves.. You'll earn twice - maybe three times the money and you will actually get a woman even maybe ( just NEVER let her read the shit you write here)

[Chacka]

50 shades of brown

guffaw, 1st time I've chuckled out loud in awhile God bless

[King Shizzo]

I am impressed with your honesty here. I have represented folks who through my negotiations with HR were not fired and were allowed/required to go through rehab in order to save their jobs. There are laws which protect the unfortunate folks who find themselves in this pickle. It's usually a last chance agreement. Sometimes it worked for them and sometimes not. I always felt bad for those who did not succeed because their future seemed grim.

You need to give yourself a lot of credit. What you've accomplished, many do not. It is good to read about your successes. Don't now set yourself up for disappointment. If the powers that be don't make you a mod, then fuck it. Don't let it get you down.

Thats exactly what it is called Prime. I had to sign a last chance agreement with my employer.

They also said that they dont offer this to everyone.

[King Shizzo]

The "I am so hetero that I can make homo-erotic jokes and get sophomoric reactions because it's blatantly obvious that there is NO WAY I could really get hard for another dude" is really pathetic man.. I have noticed that even in real life a lot of very insecure, sloppy looking dudes do this...

Truth is that you don't HAVE to look like that. In 8 weeks you could look decent and another 12 you could get ripped.. I mean - come on man your arms are just sad. Yet you actually show them off?? If it's the ink you are trying to display - think about that and have some respect for the artist.. Get some damn discipline... You will feel tons better and watch how your every aspect of life improves.. You'll earn twice - maybe three times the money and you will actually get a woman even maybe ( just NEVER let her read the shit you write here)

Thank you for those pearls of wisdom, Aristotle.

[_aj_]

Lotta heartstrings being played by a lot of professionals ITT.

[mdef48]

I sincerely hope you are mistaken and that Shizzo is having himself a big laugh right now.

Faking one's death is hardly the same as committing suicide. The connection is that often suicide is a last ditch move to get some attention and faking suicide on an internet forum also is an act seeking attention. The big difference is that pretending to die on the internet is not the same as trying to take one's own life in real life because there is almost zero risk with the internet tactic, while there is a real risk in real life.

I understand what you are saying but you fail to see the correlation between shizzo faking his online death and how that mirrored his real life depression and death wish
Only a clinical expert pyschologist with a keen eye such as myself can see it for what it was.

Shizzo's only form of escapism at that time (similar to your meltdown a few weeks ago) was Getbig.

You see to him without Getbig he might as well have been dead.
That is how deep his addiction to  this board ran.

So you see for him to kill shizzo online (and refrain from posting in keeping up the pretense) killed him in real life as well.

Yes sure he was still breathing and slurping Vodka but he wasn't alive.

He was the living dead.

The thread he made (one of the greatest pieces of modern art) exemplified his inner pain beautifully.

Like a Monet oil painting.

Only but in online form.