Lol, I am just wondering why the no wife and kids at 35 nakes you a psychotic loser.
Learn how to spell loser with your looser balloon knot.
I'm not a native English speaker so I make mistakes sometimes =)
I have no scientific evidence, this is a hunch.
Perhaps if you look at statistics my hunch is supported.
Common sense tells you that if you show no signs of a failed life you'd have less to lose.
Don't take this personally you miserable mess. And stop thinking about balloon knots and just jerk off to naked men already.