So Joon, in 2 walls of purple TL;DR or less, can you tell me what it feels like to know that I am tall, white, handsome, American, ethnic northern European, with a strong jawline and a patrician nose, with a better physique even at 15 years older, a good father, have the love of a strong family, the love and respect of a good woman, have friends that I trust and who trust me, respected in my community, politically connected and an accent that doesn't make the world think of a council-house chav bitch?
Tick tock!
Oh, and BTW: your calves do look good. Fucking diet, you idiot.