Author Topic: Boston Redsox woman hit with bat (Read 8892 times)

Nails · « **on:** June 06, 2015, 08:02:07 AM »

im going out on a limb here, i bet she was either text, surfing facebook, instagram, talking a selfie or some other social media shit instead of watching the game she paid money to watch

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:14:45 AM »

Probably wasn't going to write the Great American Novel irregardless.

Hulk-smash! · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:16:33 AM »

Cha-Ching!

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:17:26 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on June 06, 2015, 08:14:45 AM

Probably wasn't going to write the Great American Novel irregardless.

Come on dude, you shitting me?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:20:11 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on June 06, 2015, 08:17:26 AM

Come on dude, you shitting me?

You seem upset "dude" but it's not that serious.

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:21:19 AM »

i got great seats for this thursday at fenway park against the Bluejays, keeping my eyes on the field

Hulk-smash! · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:25:47 AM »

She'll settle for at least 500K cash.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:27:52 AM »

Quote from: Nails on June 06, 2015, 08:02:07 AM

im going out on a limb here, i bet she was either text, surfing facebook, instagram, talking a selfie or some other social media shit instead of watching the game she paid money to watch

Uh, no.

She lives in the town next to me. She's a die-hard baseball fan, heavily into sabermetrics, volunteers countless hours to the local little league, and writes freelance articles for fangraphs, hardballtimes, and baseballthinkfactory.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:28:09 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on June 06, 2015, 08:20:11 AM

You seem upset "dude" but it's not that serious.

The fuck it's not, this is the internet, it's always serious...business.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:30:08 AM »

Useless without video footage.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:32:11 AM »

Would hit version gone wrong, it's a whole different ball game..

Hulkotron · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:32:26 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on June 06, 2015, 08:30:08 AM

Useless without video footage.

I couldn't find it but my search did turn of this gem, lol:

There doesn't seem to be any video of the bat actually hitting her though.

Nails · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:34:13 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on June 06, 2015, 08:27:52 AM

Uh, no.

She lives in the town next to me. She's a die-hard baseball fan, heavily into sabermetrics, volunteers countless hours to the local little league, and writes freelance articles for fangraphs, hardballtimes, and baseballthinkfactory.

poor woman, sucks big time for her son who was there and must of been terrified seeing his mom bleeding like that

SF1900 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2015, 09:08:04 AM »

Quote from: Nails on June 06, 2015, 08:34:13 AM

poor woman, sucks big time for her son who was there and must of been terrified seeing his mom bleeding like that

Her injuries are described as life threatening. Imagine waking up and going to the ball game. Then a few hours later, your life is in immediate danger. Shit.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2015, 09:27:17 AM »

Quote from: Nails on June 06, 2015, 08:34:13 AM

poor woman, sucks big time for her son who was there and must of been terrified seeing his mom bleeding like that

How did the bat get from Fenway to her kitchen?

Skylge · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:15:30 PM »

They still haven't figured out to place a tall net behind the players? Or finally start using bats that don't break?

geeizback · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:28:25 PM »

I can only assume she didn't have the food on the table at the correct time and her owner taught her a lesson.

she won't do it again

Papper · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2015, 01:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Skylge on June 06, 2015, 12:15:30 PM

They still haven't figured out to place a tall net behind the players? Or finally start using bats that don't break?

No no way too advanced

Anyways, how is this such a large story without a video? There is no video of it so a couple of shots repeating over and over.. has it never happened before?

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2015, 02:12:14 PM »

She should have stayed in the kitchen where she belongs.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2015, 02:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Carlton G. Long on June 06, 2015, 02:12:14 PM

She should have stayed in the kitchen where she belongs.

Maybe the Arabs are correct on this matter.

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on June 06, 2015, 02:14:07 PM

Maybe the Arabs are correct on this matter.

They are correct on this matter and also regarding ankle grabbers.

calfzilla · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2015, 02:58:27 PM »

We need to get Shizzo tickets to a Red Sox game

blinky · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:07:03 PM »

hope she recovers, Cant see the injury but thats A LOT of blood.

Brett Lawrie must feel like shit

Hulk-smash! · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2015, 09:33:09 AM »

I had no idea her injuries were THIS serious!

http://www.newser.com/story/207907/sox-fan-hit-by-bat-expected-to-survive.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=inbox&utm_campaign=newser

I now up my cash settlement offer to her to 1.5Mill easy. Maybe more.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2015, 10:05:47 AM »

Quote from: Nails on June 06, 2015, 08:21:19 AM

i got great seats for this thursday at fenway park against the Bluejays, keeping my eyes on the field

I`d rather watch real bluejays chase crows than that miserable crap. Much more entertaining and bluejays are hilarious and cute.