Author Topic: It amazes me.. (Read 12270 times)

thegamechanger · « **Reply #75 on:** July 11, 2015, 03:27:00 PM »

dont forget the butterfly knives

_aj_ · « **Reply #76 on:** July 11, 2015, 03:29:13 PM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on July 11, 2015, 03:27:00 PM

dont forget the butterfly knives

You can win the fight just by flipping them all over the place to produce the blade. Who's gonna fuck with that shit?

thegamechanger · « **Reply #77 on:** July 11, 2015, 03:30:19 PM »

probably end up damaging yourself more than any opponent would

illuminati · « **Reply #78 on:** July 11, 2015, 03:36:35 PM »

Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.

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Master sensei
Pls Film a video of your very effective & deadly fighting ability
Against 2-4-6-8-10+ plus attackers & leave them Gasping for
Their lives on the ground in agony.

We poor mere mortals may just be able to learn some very
Valuable & life saving fighting techniques.
👍🏻.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #79 on:** July 11, 2015, 04:57:49 PM »

I'm both very strong and very brave.

climber · « **Reply #80 on:** July 11, 2015, 05:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 08, 2015, 03:30:26 PM

By far my favorite.

I've got this. Bought it about 10 years ago. It's good.

Royalty · « **Reply #81 on:** July 11, 2015, 05:55:34 PM »

Kenpo Machine = The Trainer

He was exposed by AJ

The Ugly · « **Reply #82 on:** July 11, 2015, 07:07:59 PM »

All honesty, Dorian's Blood and Guts was the most inspiring - just wasn't all that applicable, ultimately.

Labrada's was far more practical.

_aj_ · « **Reply #83 on:** July 11, 2015, 07:21:09 PM »

Really need more streetfighting wisdom from OP right now.

Mate · « **Reply #84 on:** July 11, 2015, 07:27:39 PM »

Arnold's Encyclopedia Of Bodybuilding

_aj_ · « **Reply #85 on:** July 11, 2015, 07:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Royalty on July 11, 2015, 05:55:34 PM

Kenpo Machine = The Trainer

He was exposed by AJ

Technically, I just gave the trainer shit and compared his inferior physique to my slightly less-inferior physique. The real destruction of the trainer was carried out by that hero Foozle.

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #86 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:15:22 AM »

That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Sokolsky · « **Reply #87 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:34:50 AM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 05:15:22 AM

That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Delusional at best.

In reality you're some out of shape 40+'er who desperately tries to cling on to some form of youth and social contact, as everyone in your nearby vicinity either don't acknowledge your existence on purpose or are simply oblivious to the fact that your fatslob waste of skin is even breathing. So let me ask you this; Do you honestly think you're able to entertain anyone with whatever drivel spews from your mediocre mind?

Go do something useful and overdose on DNP.

thegamechanger · « **Reply #88 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:36:29 AM »

for me it's HMB other than i agree

Simple Simon · « **Reply #89 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:39:07 AM »

it amazes me why your threads are not all merged like halos used to be when he was posting shit.

This forum is in the shitter.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #90 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:40:33 AM »

pussy i did it with smilax

_aj_ · « **Reply #91 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:40:45 AM »

Quote from: Be There on July 12, 2015, 05:39:07 AM

it amazes me why your threads are not all merged like halos used to be when he was posting shit.

This forum is in the shitter.

Yes, that is baffling.

Automation · « **Reply #92 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 05:15:22 AM

That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Go fuck yourself

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #93 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:12:37 AM »

I wonder ... how many gimmicks in this thread are all under one user. Just sayin.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #94 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:14:49 AM »

we've got a couple natties stuck at 400 lbs bench press in the other thread that could use your help

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #95 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Sokolsky on July 12, 2015, 05:34:50 AM

Delusional at best.

In reality you're some out of shape 40+'er who desperately tries to cling on to some form of youth and social contact, as everyone in your nearby vicinity either don't acknowledge your existence on purpose or are simply oblivious to the fact that your fatslob waste of skin is even breathing. So let me ask you this; Do you honestly think you're able to entertain anyone with whatever drivel spews from your mediocre mind?

Go do something useful and overdose on DNP.

lol...you couldn't be further off. My stats alone would put you to shame. Never mind my net worth and my real estate holdings. Oh, and don't forget my stock portfolio. Shove off, little man. I haven't got the time.

SF1900 · « **Reply #96 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:32:38 AM »

Shitty gimmick. Not even funny. Failed attempt at humor.

_aj_ · « **Reply #97 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:34:10 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 12, 2015, 07:32:38 AM

Shitty gimmick. Not even funny. Failed attempt at humor.

Dunno. I'm still laughing about the throwing stars.

The Scott · « **Reply #98 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:36:20 AM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 12, 2015, 05:15:22 AM

That my genetics allow me to be a lifetime natural and look this godamn good. After all the powerlifting and bodybuilding I've done I look like a million bucks in a $3000 suit, owning the room when I walk into a business luncheon and close a deal. And the hardest substance I've ever taken was Tribex500.

Where did you learn to type?

TheShape. · « **Reply #99 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:38:45 AM »

Honestly even if this thread is a joke that's how I feel. I have no doubt I could be a pro, only if I wanted to waste my life away.

Author Topic: It amazes me.. (Read 12270 times)

Simple Simon