Girl from dating site messages me....Conversation.....

[Carlton G. Long]

Yes, those are the best.

But my favorite line is:

Work hard, play hard.

 

I always ask them what does "playing hard" mean. They come up with some of the most crazy, bogus responses.

I can't believe I forgot "soulmate"

http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5111908768.html

[SF1900]

Hooray for you Shizzo II!

ok

[SF1900]

I can't believe I forgot "soulmate"

http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5111908768.html

Yes, they are all looking for their "soul mate." Unfortunately, most guys on dating sites are looking for the exact opposite.

[Core]

dude you're an idiot im sorry but you could have thrown in a smiley face and she would have gotten it. girls take everything literally they're used to being hit on my millions of guys a day even the ugly ones. your line is so unoriginal its not even funny even if she had gotten it. i guarantee you shes had like 100 guys this month talk to her the same you are, trying to be all 'alpha' by putting her in her submissive place it doesnt cut it to be all alpha talk anymore you gotta be original and interesting as well as cheeky and slightly just very slightly not nice to them both in real life and online. anyone can talk a good game online its real life where it matter when you go to meet her and theres no room for lame one liners like that. and in today's girl power climate, a lot of women will take that the wrong way if you dont know how to pull it off with the right body language. if your gonna use something like that you gotta get them laughing and joking first.

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[Carlton G. Long]

dude you're an idiot im sorry but you could have thrown in a smiley face and she would have gotten it. girls take everything literally they're used to being hit on my millions of guys a day even the ugly ones. your line is so unoriginal its not even funny even if she had gotten it. i guarantee you shes had like 100 guys this month talk to her the same you are, trying to be all 'alpha' by putting her in her submissive place it doesnt cut it to be all alpha talk anymore you gotta be original and interesting as well as cheeky and slightly just very slightly not nice to them both in real life and online. anyone can talk a good game online its real life where it matter when you go to meet her and theres no room for lame one liners like that. and in today's girl power climate, a lot of women will take that the wrong way if you dont know how to pull it off with the right body language. if your gonna use something like that you gotta get them laughing and joking first.

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[SF1900]

dude you're an idiot im sorry but you could have thrown in a smiley face and she would have gotten it. girls take everything literally they're used to being hit on my millions of guys a day even the ugly ones. your line is so unoriginal its not even funny even if she had gotten it. i guarantee you shes had like 100 guys this month talk to her the same you are, trying to be all 'alpha' by putting her in her submissive place it doesnt cut it to be all alpha talk anymore you gotta be original and interesting as well as cheeky and slightly just very slightly not nice to them both in real life and online. anyone can talk a good game online its real life where it matter when you go to meet her and theres no room for lame one liners like that. and in today's girl power climate, a lot of women will take that the wrong way if you dont know how to pull it off with the right body language. if your gonna use something like that you gotta get them laughing and joking first.

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3 points:

1) I didn't hit on her. She messaged me first.

2) I was not interested anyway.

3) See Carltons post above.

[WalterWhite]

Well done Carlton!

Good stuff SF women on those sites are very interesting to say the least!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Fuck these whores. They want to go out for a drink and have you drop $100 getting them drunk.

[SF1900]

Well done Carlton!

Good stuff SF women on those sites are very interesting to say the least!

Yes, they are!!! And "interesting" not in a good way!

[WalterWhite]

Fuck these whores. They want to go out for a drink and have you drop $100 getting them drunk.

Exactly why prostitution should be legal in the US.

[Hulkotron]

"Going on a "date"" oh brother

[SF1900]

Fuck these whores. They want to go out for a drink and have you drop $100 getting them drunk.

Hell, she probably would have had no problem with me spending well over $100!

[SF1900]

"Going on a "date"" oh brother

You love it!!

[TheShape.]

Dating sites suck, no one understands good humor or any sarcasm.

[SF1900]

Dating sites suck, no one understands good humor or any sarcasm.

x2.

It makes it more difficult since you lost some translation through writing.

[andreisdaman]

Yes, those are the best.

But my favorite line is:

Work hard, play hard.

 

I always ask them what does "playing hard" mean. They come up with some of the most crazy, bogus responses.

Good job......yes you're right they all use that same line, and I translate that to mean I work hard and love to drink and get screwed.......

I stopped dating a whole lot when I began to realize that women just want a free ride...even when they are not interested they will still go out with you for a free meal and drinks....so I have become very very picky about who I take out and I make sure shes really interested when I take a woman out

Again....you did a really good job..kudos

[Primemuscle]

Her: We should get a drink.
Me: Sure. Are you paying?
Her: That's a great start...wow
Me: A great start to what?
Her: The truth is if you were so hard up that you couldn't afford a drink I'd be happy to buy you one...however, I've lost interest...best of luck.....
Me: So, if you were willing to buy me a drink if I was that hard up, why did you lose interest? Seems like you lost interest because I can't pay.
Her: Nope I lost interest because that was the first thing out of your mouth...it wasn't an attempt at conversation or an explanation. Also if I were a guy and couldn't afford a drink I'd offer to do something free...I lost interest because you're a asshole...frankly...
Me: How am I an asshole? Because I asked for you to buy me a drink?
Her: Dude...you're pathetic.
Me: Hurtful words.
Her: Seriously, give up.
Me: Give up what?
Her: Stop messaging me?
Me: I can take you for a burger, fries and a diet soda. Seems like you would enjoy that.
Her: Screw off.

There seems to be some interesting women in your neck of the woods....but then, you are also "interesting" as a conversationalist. Never visited a dating site myself. Not sure I want to now.

[SF1900]

Good job......yes you're right they all use that same line, and I translate that to mean I work hard and love to drink and get screwed.......

I stopped dating a whole lot when I began to realize that women just want a free ride...even when they are not interested they will still go out with you for a free meal and drinks....so I have become very very picky about who I take out and I make sure shes really interested when I take a woman out

Again....you did a really good job..kudos

Ive known many women who use dating sites just for free dinners. Then again, guys are not much better, as they just use dating sites to get laid.

Like you, I am hesitant who I take out.

[Primemuscle]

BMI =  

Networth = 80-100K according to profile

Location: NYC

Not much, considering it's NYC. This probably won't even pay the rent on a decent apartment in Manhattan. It's no wonder she bulked at buying you a drink.  

[SF1900]

There seems to be some interesting women in your neck of the woods....but then, you are also "interesting" as a conversationalist. Never visited a dating site myself. Not sure I want to now.

Ill take that as a compliment!  

At your age, you may have better luck, as Id hope the women are more normal at your age.  

[SF1900]

Not much, considering it's NYC. This probably won't even pay the rent on a decent apartment in Manhattan. It's no wonder she bulked at buying you a drink.  

ha, its a myth about NYC. Sure, its expensive to live, but you can live just fine as a single person making 80-100K a year. It would be different if you had kids and a wife and a mortgage and your wife didnt work.

[Primemuscle]

yes, you are one of the bigger guys here.

I went to Red Mango for FroYo. Cost me like 10 bucks. All goes by weight. Next time I will skip the extra sprinkles!

It's so interesting the way folks turn nutritious food like yogurt into something not so good for you. What color sprinkles do you prefer.  

[SF1900]

It's so interesting the way folks turn nutritious food like yogurt into something not so good for you. What color sprinkles do you prefer.  

Rainbow colored sprinkles, because I support the LGBT community, broskie!!!

[Stormspirit]

Rainbow colored sprinkles, because I support the LGBT community, broskie!!!

Reincarnation of John Wayne much?

[mr.turbo]

dude you're an idiot im sorry but you could have thrown in a smiley face and she would have gotten it. girls take everything literally they're used to being hit on my millions of guys a day even the ugly ones. your line is so unoriginal its not even funny even if she had gotten it. i guarantee you shes had like 100 guys this month talk to her the same you are, trying to be all 'alpha' by putting her in her submissive place it doesnt cut it to be all alpha talk anymore you gotta be original and interesting as well as cheeky and slightly just very slightly not nice to them both in real life and online. anyone can talk a good game online its real life where it matter when you go to meet her and theres no room for lame one liners like that. and in today's girl power climate, a lot of women will take that the wrong way if you dont know how to pull it off with the right body language. if your gonna use something like that you gotta get them laughing and joking first.

flinstones in 3 2 1...

hey dude love hearing your detailed comments on this