Ill take that as a compliment!

At your age, you may have better luck, as Id hope the women are more normal at your age.

-Don't know. I haven't been on the market, so to speak. From what I see at the local Starbucks, I'm not sure they are any "more normal" than the younger women are. West Linn women = bleached blond hair with streaks and a perfect cut, fake titties, yoga pants, loads of make up, (on the mature females it's to cover the scars from plastic surgery) and skinny like a runner because they take "mood enhancers", such as a 4 or 5 shot Venti Americano, iced (because it's hot here right now) and those chemical energy pills that make them all fidgety too. At least women of a certain age are no longer looking to make a baby with you. That's a blessing. Don't want children younger than my grandchildren or great-grandchildren for that matter.
-Noticed when I am surfing porn websites (as I rarely ever do

) , someone looking all sexy pops up on my computer screen to tell me she's just a mile away and is looking for a goodtime right now and to come on over, (not their actual words, but I don't want to be crude). These pop-ups are harder to get rid of than woman in love with you.