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Re: Girl from dating site messages me....Conversation.....
« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2015, 07:23:51 PM »
Rainbow colored sprinkles, because I support the LGBT community, broskie!!!

hey bud the good news is we appreciate your wit around here as well as your fiscal discipline
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« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2015, 07:23:58 PM »
Rainbow colored sprinkles, because I support the LGBT community, broskie!!!

Of course! Good on you.

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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2015, 07:25:45 PM »
Should have offered her a one way ticket to Baltimore

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« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2015, 07:26:39 PM »
hey bud the good news is we appreciate your wit around here as well as your fiscal discipline

Thank you, broskie!  :D :D
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2015, 07:31:45 PM »
Should have offered her a one way ticket to Baltimore

haha LMAO!!!  ;D ;D
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2015, 07:33:25 PM »
Good work brother....keep us updated on future slut-bag meltdowns  8)

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« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2015, 07:36:05 PM »
SF1900 trying his best Uberman imitation.

Riveting.

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« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »
Ill take that as a compliment!  ;D ;D

At your age, you may have better luck, as Id hope the women are more normal at your age.  ;D ;D

-Don't know. I haven't been on the market, so to speak. From what I see at the local Starbucks, I'm not sure they are any "more normal" than the younger women are. West Linn women = bleached blond hair with streaks and a perfect cut, fake titties, yoga pants, loads of make up, (on the mature females it's to cover the scars from plastic surgery) and skinny like a runner because they take "mood enhancers", such as a 4 or 5 shot Venti Americano, iced (because it's hot here right now) and those chemical energy pills that make them all fidgety too. At least women of a certain age are no longer looking to make a baby with you. That's a blessing. Don't want children younger than my grandchildren or great-grandchildren for that matter.

-Noticed when I am surfing porn websites (as I rarely ever do  ::) ) , someone looking all sexy pops up on my computer screen to tell me she's just a mile away and is looking for a goodtime right now and to come on over, (not their actual words, but I don't want to be crude). These pop-ups are harder to get rid of than woman in love with you.

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Re: Girl from dating site messages me....Conversation.....
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2015, 07:58:08 PM »
Good work brother....keep us updated on future slut-bag meltdowns  8)

 8) 8) Thank you!! I do what I can!
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« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2015, 07:58:22 PM »
ha, its a myth about NYC. Sure, its expensive to live, but you can live just fine as a single person making 80-100K a year. It would be different if you had kids and a wife and a mortgage and your wife didnt work.

You can't live ANYWHERE on 80-100 unless you are single...

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« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2015, 08:03:40 PM »
-Don't know. I haven't been on the market, so to speak. From what I see at the local Starbucks, I'm not sure they are any "more normal" than the younger women are. West Linn women = bleached blond hair with streaks and a perfect cut, fake titties, yoga pants, loads of make up, (on the mature females it's to cover the scars from plastic surgery) and skinny like a runner because they take "mood enhancers", such as a 4 or 5 shot Venti Americano, iced (because it's hot here right now) and those chemical energy pills that make them all fidgety too. At least women of a certain age are no longer looking to make a baby with you. That's a blessing. Don't want children younger than my grandchildren or great-grandchildren for that matter.

-Noticed when I am surfing porn websites (as I rarely ever do  ::) ) , someone looking all sexy pops up on my computer screen to tell me she's just a mile away and is looking for a goodtime right now and to come on over, (not their actual words, but I don't want to be crude). These pop-ups are harder to get rid of than woman in love with you.

Women - EVERY woman has some level of insanity. What a man has to do - should he decide to live the married life - is find a woman whose level of "crazy" he can deal with. The sooner a woman shows you her inner cookoo the more likely her level of crazy is intolerable.

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« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2015, 08:06:36 PM »
Depends on what part of "New York City" you're talking about.

Nobody is living anywhere in Manhattan on $80k.

There are probably places in other boroughs you can live comfortably for under $100k depending on your family situation (no homo).

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« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2015, 08:09:05 PM »
What is the minimum wage in NYC? I know that 100K a year is nothing for getbiggers but for the average Joe seems like a ton of money.

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« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2015, 08:10:45 PM »
What is the minimum wage in NYC? I know that 100K a year is nothing for getbiggers but for the average Joe seems like a ton of money.

Minimum wage is set by the state (not the city) and is $8.75/hr in New York.

Getbiggers are all salaried or run their own businesses though.

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« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2015, 08:11:10 PM »
Depends on what part of "New York City" you're talking about.

Nobody is living anywhere in Manhattan on $80k.

There are probably places in other boroughs you can live comfortably for under $100k depending on your family situation (no homo).

You cant live anywhere in manhattan on 80K. You can live anywhere else on 80K if youre single. Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Manhattan.

Born and raised NYC--34 years.

80K with a wife, 2 kids, mortgage, and 1-2 cars, yeah, thats going to be REALLY tough. Wife pretty much has to work at that point.
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« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2015, 08:11:21 PM »
You can't live ANYWHERE on 80-100 unless you are single...

I was thinking the same thing. I guess if you live in some Podunk little place where no one wants to be, you could get by on less. Truthfully, statistics suggest that a single person living on an income of $80,000 is doing very well. Just try and tell the IRS otherwise and see what happens.

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Re: Girl from dating site messages me....Conversation.....
« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2015, 08:12:43 PM »
it doesnt cut it to be all alpha talk anymore



you gotta be original

I'm original and fit.  I'm ab-original.

and interesting

I collect spores, molds, and fungi.

as well as cheeky



and slightly just very slightly not nice to them both in real life and online.

Not sure about this one.  A woman asked me to tie her up so I did, but when I came into the room wearing a hockey mask and holding a hacksaw she was all "People know where I am people know where I am!!!"  Wtf you said you liked it rough.  ???

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« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2015, 08:14:19 PM »
Not sure about this one.  A woman asked me to tie her up so I did, but when I came into the room wearing a hockey mask and holding a hacksaw she was all "People know where I am people know where I am!!!"  Wtf you said you liked it rough.  ???

Haha :D

Would be great to be that hacksaw

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« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2015, 08:14:45 PM »
-Don't know. I haven't been on the market, so to speak. From what I see at the local Starbucks, I'm not sure they are any "more normal" than the younger women are. West Linn women = bleached blond hair with streaks and a perfect cut, fake titties, yoga pants, loads of make up, (on the mature females it's to cover the scars from plastic surgery) and skinny like a runner because they take "mood enhancers", such as a 4 or 5 shot Venti Americano, iced (because it's hot here right now) and those chemical energy pills that make them all fidgety too. At least women of a certain age are no longer looking to make a baby with you. That's a blessing. Don't want children younger than my grandchildren or great-grandchildren for that matter.

-Noticed when I am surfing porn websites (as I rarely ever do  ::) ) , someone looking all sexy pops up on my computer screen to tell me she's just a mile away and is looking for a goodtime right now and to come on over, (not their actual words, but I don't want to be crude). These pop-ups are harder to get rid of than woman in love with you.

Some chick at my gym takes those - smashes 'em up. She calls them meth.

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« Reply #69 on: July 08, 2015, 08:17:16 PM »
Some chick at my gym takes those, too, smashes 'em up. She calls them meth.

Any shots of her tits or hatchet-wound?

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« Reply #70 on: July 08, 2015, 08:17:52 PM »
What is the minimum wage in NYC? I know that 100K a year is nothing for getbiggers but for the average Joe seems like a ton of money.

$8.75/hr, going up to $9.00 at the end of the year. That being said, $750 - 1100/wk, would be the average weekly wage range for most NYers in the city with some years work experience under their belt.

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« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2015, 08:20:05 PM »
Any shots of her tits or hatchet-wound?

Nah, but she sure is shredded.

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« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2015, 08:20:42 PM »
$8.75/hr, going up to $9.00 at the end of the year. That being said $750 - 1100/wk, would be the average weekly wage range for most NYers in the city with some years work experience under their belt.

How does this work for hourly employees who actually live in NYC?  Are they all making well above minimum wage and/or working two full-time jobs?

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« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2015, 08:21:04 PM »
What is the minimum wage in NYC? I know that 100K a year is nothing for getbiggers but for the average Joe seems like a ton of money.

Cue XFactor in 3, 2, 1......to tell everyone he's $100K a month.

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« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2015, 08:26:15 PM »
Minimum wage is set by the state (not the city) and is $8.75/hr in New York.

Getbiggers are all salaried or run their own businesses though.


It sounds like people who live in NYC and make 20-30k a year are pretty much starving, wth ???