A Day In A Life of A Professional Gambler & New Gambling Board Proposition

[Uncle Joon]

What kind of poker do you play??

Mainly pot limit omaha, some mixed games too, I try and avoid holdem wherever I can.

[Uncle Joon]

Post a walk through of your place. I would love to see it. If in fact you are wealthy, then great job man. I have never known anyone with true wealth openly talking of it. I absolutely believe that my top three producers earn more than you, but I would be happy for you if in fact you do out earn them.

I WANT others to build immense wealth. There is so much opportunity in the world. Literally every human has a chance to build wealth. Not everyone wants that - and that fine too. I don't gamble but have friends that do - in fact some that gamble heavily.

Hopefully you are every bit as wealthy as you say man.

It's very individualistic most don't some do, you only have to think of Dan Bilzerian, Donald Trump, many actors and actresses, the list is endless of people who I can think of that not only talk about wealth openly but flaunt it.... you only need to take a trip to Monaco or Moscow or Dubai to see that for yourself.

I am not sure how much your producers are worth but unless they are worth 40 million dollars in liquid cash and assets then I guess they are not as rich as me, not talking about the 400 million family inheritance I stand to fortune either but that ok, there are many people richer than me who's wealth dwarf mine, especially the guys in Dubai but u don't see me bitching and complaining like a whiny cu nt and harrassing them out of biterness.

Yes there is absolutely no excuse for people not to make major bucks sitting in the underpants at home drinking wine and smooking zoot all day so long as they have a computer, an internet connection and a little bit of brains.

This is not generation nothingness, this is generation awesomeness, anyone who is not disabled or ill who is broke these days is plain fucking lazy or stupid and shot be farted on repeatedly

These below in the video are the modern G's of today. Accept it. They have brains, u don't. I am trying to give u something here for nothing that would change u life but your ignorance only allows you to see wall of purple font.



 

[Uncle Joon]

you guys buy into this guys  trolling. every single time. just goes to show what type of people are on this site.

if you don't lift  why are you on this site?

if your not into bodybuilding why are you on this site?

 why is this joon guy here if he is not into either lifting or bodybuilding?

 use your brains

these characters do bring a lot of entertainment though. that i give full credit too.

I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.

[Grape Ape]

I have never known anyone with true wealth openly talking of it. I absolutely believe that my top three producers earn more than you

You just did it again.

[stuntmovie]

I'm inside a Las Vegas at least 4 - 5 hours a day, five or more days a week.

I gamble a lot but I'm not a whale, But I do know a few whales who never enter a casino with out access to $100,000+ from the casino cage.

One such individual even enters the casino with his gambling bankroll in a couple of large paper shopping bags and is always accompanied by a couple of large security personnel as soon as his car arrives at the valet entrance.

I'm pretty damn good at computing the odds / house percentage on 90% of the table games and I can assure you that every game and every roll of the dice is in favor of the casino which hosts the games.

You are a sucker if you think otherwise.

Exclude POKER in the above because I am not a good poker player and have never taken the time to figure out the house percentage other than the 'rake' they take in after each and every poker hand.

Actually I don't think there is a Poker House Percentage...... the rake is all the house needs to make a profit in a poker game.

Long term, successful ,casino gamblers are a very rare breed. They might win a lot on Monday but on Tuesday or Wednesday they are dead broke.

Successful gamblers are only successful due to the fact they have written successful books telling others how to be successful gamblers  .... or else they win big one day and then retire from gambling for the rest of their lives.

Some are successful because they join in with a successful casino operation  and participate as part owners.

Others start up internet Poker games.

The long term losers are always on the other side of the table where you usually sit.

NOTE: Do not include Poker players in any of the above, but if a Poker player played Poker in any casino long enough, the casino will eventually have all his money simply due to the rake that the casino takes after each and every poker hand.

ME!???

I win all the time.

Wanna buy my book??

Don't try to beat the casino over the long term. You'll lose your money, your house, your wife, your kids, and your best loved puppy you named "DICE".

[local hero]

I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.

Who will win the premier, fa cup and the champions league, and how much you laying on it?

[_aj_]

I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.

Does your real life suck so bad that you have to pretend so hard? Christ man, it reads like a child's cry for help.

[Uncle Joon]

I seem to me more interested in smoking weed all day than gambling today. I am purposely having a chill one ahead of my surgery tomorrow so don't wanna get too stressed. Had a look at the horses, was shit cards today do didn't bother. Wanted to play some HU omaha but no one would give me actions, they are all shit scared of playing me.

Just messed around a bit on roulette up £1300 so far approx 2K US dollars, nothing major just bit of beer money, I am just messing at the moment. Might do down to the Ritz or the Palm tonight and sit deep in a 25-50 game then again I might just chill home and order some chinese and a hooker cos I need to chill before surgery tomorrow.

[_aj_]

I seem to me more interested in smoking weed all day than gambling today.

Much like the other pakis on the dole, I imagine that is a common occurrence.

[Set It Up]

It's very individualistic most don't some do, you only have to think of Dan Bilzerian, Donald Trump, many actors and actresses, the list is endless of people who I can think of that not only talk about wealth openly but flaunt it.... you only need to take a trip to Monaco or Moscow or Dubai to see that for yourself.

I am not sure how much your producers are worth but unless they are worth 40 million dollars in liquid cash and assets then I guess they are not as rich as me, not talking about the 400 million family inheritance I stand to fortune either but that ok, there are many people richer than me who's wealth dwarf mine, especially the guys in Dubai but u don't see me bitching and complaining like a whiny cu nt and harrassing them out of biterness.

Yes there is absolutely no excuse for people not to make major bucks sitting in the underpants at home drinking wine and smooking zoot all day so long as they have a computer, an internet connection and a little bit of brains.

This is not generation nothingness, this is generation awesomeness, anyone who is not disabled or ill who is broke these days is plain fucking lazy or stupid and shot be farted on repeatedly

These below in the video are the modern G's of today. Accept it. They have brains, u don't. I am trying to give u something here for nothing that would change u life but your ignorance only allows you to see wall of purple font.



 

So, you are saying the 4 from Two Months to Two Million are the "gs" and "brains" of today. Ok lets look at that. The show itself was a massive flop, pulled from the air after 3 episodes. They played out the 2 months however, mainly for the 2 plus 2 forum, and came up SUBSTANTIALLY SHORT of their 2 million goal. Of the 4, Patel and Stern are the only players who actually win, while the other 2 are lifetime losers at cash and tournaments and essentially have disappeared.

[epic_alien]

I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.

again, this is bodybuilding board not mma

why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yet post here. Your in the 'other" category

we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us

anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.

give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!

[Set It Up]

again, this is bodybuilding board not mma

why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yes post here. your in the 'other" category

we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us

anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.

give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!

Ive been back in the gym for a little while now training and eating paleo,.....can I stay? 

[Uncle Joon]

again, this is bodybuilding board not mma

why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yes post here. your in the 'other" category

we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us

anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.

give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!

I have weight trained and done body building on and off since age of 16. Like I said the reason I am not training at the moment is because I had to come off gear and have surgery tomorrow.

[epic_alien]

you can do whatever you want man . your that crazy fat guy named josh right? the one who stalks people and was in government housing and all that jazz? from canada i think?
i can't keep track of your screen names so if your not that guy  then whatever  carry on

[BigRo]

Ok so in this thread I am not going to go through how I got to where I got to today...... I am gonna do it ass backwards and talk about where I am today and go backwards to how i got there.....hope that makes sense...lol  

Rule number 1: in day of a successfull proffesional gambler is you ALWAYS wake up to the smell of pussy all over you, preferabably the scent of several pussies, but as an absolute minium one pussy a day....pussy juice has been shown to be a muscle relaxant and will put you in a nice relaxed mood which is so important for gambling.

Rule number 2: Always have at least 3 glasses of wine when you first wake up in the moring and most definately must smoke at least once big joint of skunk.

Rule number 3: You must have dance, hip hop, garage or some kind of half decent music playing in the back ground.

Rule number 4: Must have junk food lying around for when u get munchies, a fed happy relaxed gambler is a winning gambler.

Rule number 5: Must have awesome broadband connection and several backs in case any of them fail and several computers networked.

Rule number 6: Several TV/Cable screens with all the sports channels across the world via sattellite, a cell phone with whatsapp and viber on it.

Rule number 7: Have some escort sites and porn sites open in the back ground.

Rule number 8: Go to www.betfair.com and create an account and deposit 2k and lets get rocking and rolling.

Rule number 9: Call your drug dealer and get some coke lined up for later on.


We good to go now.

Send me a thousand euros and I will use it as your student in gambling.

I play the euromillions, any luck with that? no real skill to that game though right...

[Set It Up]

I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.

well may as well go straight to the source

[Set It Up]

you can do whatever you want man . your that crazy fat guy named josh right? the one who stalks people and was in government housing and all that jazz? from canada i think?
i can't keep track of your screen names so if your not that guy  then whatever  carry on

bah Im not that fat    ok maybe I am 

[Uncle Joon]

So, you are saying the 4 from Two Months to Two Million are the "gs" and "brains" of today. Ok lets look at that. The show itself was a massive flop, pulled from the air after 3 episodes. They played out the 2 months however, mainly for the 2 plus 2 forum, and came up SUBSTANTIALLY SHORT of their 2 million goal. Of the 4, Patel and Stern are the only players who actually win, while the other 2 are lifetime losers at cash and tournaments and essentially have disappeared.

What I am saying is that I PERSONALLY grew up playing poker with many of the modern day professional poker players many of whom including myself went on to have huge success. I grew up with guys like Tony Bloom, Channing, Akenhead, Praz, Vicky and many many many others and what seperates us from guys like you is knowledge of what we are doing and ability to execute what is needed to be a long term winner as professionals.

Guys like you unfortunately are totally alien to us because essentially you lack basic impulse control and emmotional control so someone like yourself unfortunately is always going to be a long term loser in poker.
I am sure you would agree with that yourself, its not me trying to be mean or horrible to you but its just stating the facts.

Many young guys you refer to as "generation nothingness" laugh in your general direction because while they make millions on the internet in their pyjama's you schmucks have to go work a 9-5 for peanuts.

So when an uber genius like me tries to teach u something ud be wise to try and learn from the best instead of being antagonistic.

The fact is that if we played HU omaha me and you I would beat you long term 100% of the time.

You can always ante up and play me if you care to prove me wrong.

[epic_alien]

bah Im not that fat    ok maybe I am 

quit stalking people man it isn't healthy. i thought you wanted mental health? can you not help it?

[Uncle Joon]

well may as well go straight to the source

That's good, you will see what he says then eat humble pie, send him my pics and ask him what a beast I am.
He will tell you himself then u can shut the fuck up.

[Set It Up]

quit stalking people man it isn't healthy. i thought you wanted mental health? can you not help it?

Im longggggg past that
I just come on here on Thursdays, piss around and have some fun, then go back to life.

My only interest is working on my brain health and somewhat physical health,...Im gonna be 50 in a few months

Im not that guy anymore

but he still is in the background

[Uncle Joon]

Send me a thousand euros and I will use it as your student in gambling.

I play the euromillions, any luck with that? no real skill to that game though right...

Thank fuck for that we have our first student.
Ok mate go and open a Betfair account, tell me when you have done that.

[Ken Fresno]

I think Uncle Joon's chat about smoking weed, listening to shit dance music and empty boasts are pretty fucking edgy.

Reminds me of being 13 again.

[Set It Up]

What I am saying is that I PERSONALLY grew up playing poker with many of the modern day professional poker players many of whom including myself went on to have huge success. I grew up with guys like Tony Bloom, Channing, Akenhead, Praz, Vicky and many many many others and what seperates us from guys like you is knowledge of what we are doing and ability to execute what is needed to be a long term winner as professionals.

Guys like you unfortunately are totally alien to us because essentially you lack basic impulse control and emmotional control so someone like yourself unfortunately is always going to be a long term lose in poker.
I am sure you would agree with that yourself, its not me trying to be mean or horrible to you but its just stating the facts.

Many young guys you refer to as "generation nothingness" laugh in your general direction because while they make millions on the internet in their pyjama's you schmucks have to go work a 9-5 for peanuts.

So when an uber genius like me tries to teach u something ud be wise to try and learn from the best instead of being antagonistic.

The fact is that if we played HU omaha me and you I would beat you long term 100% of the time.

You can always ante up and play me if you care to prove me wrong.

actually thats not what you said at all
you stated that he 4 from 2M2M are the Gs of today specifically. Thats exactly what you said. And they failed miserably. Dont change the fact of what you wrote

Heads up Omaha you would ruin me. Im awful

Heads up PLO8, LO8, Badeucey, Badacy, Badugi, Studhilo, if I actually was worth money I would put every cent I have against you in those games.

hell you dont even know what badeucey and badacey are,...at least you have google

Also, I would actually go out and try and borrow money if you wanted to play chinese poker heads up, pineapple version (yes go google that too)

[Darren Avey]

Joon is for real as far as the gambling goes for sure, see my dad was a semi pro poker player for years and all these names like Tony Bloom Joon brings up where my dads poker aquantances. You wouldn't know those names unless you were a real fish in the poker sea.