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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #100 on: October 24, 2015, 01:36:57 AM »
Gangster, 500 LB Bench, Super cop...  looks like you are on a Bulk Bro... :-X
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #101 on: October 24, 2015, 01:38:25 AM »
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Mate Manly love is not always Gay... i will let Joon warm her up for Big Daddy... ;D
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2015, 01:44:43 AM »
 :D
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2015, 02:01:06 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2015, 04:45:34 AM »
Quote from: Donny on October 24, 2015, 01:36:57 AM
Gangster, 500 LB Bench, Super cop...  looks like you are on a Bulk Bro... :-X

looks like darren averys older retarded brother :D
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #105 on: October 24, 2015, 08:50:50 AM »
I think this is the creepiest post ever

Quote from: Donny on October 23, 2015, 03:27:05 AM
Why are you bringing Panties into this? I thought we were talking about Squats. are you still teaching 1 arm chins for Golf training? Your Senior group... ;D You are like a head shrink.. you write long winded posts about nothing. Blah..Blah...Blah...  tomorrow i have a nice meeting with a very elegant,intelligent woman. I will think of you as i remove her panty... ;)
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #106 on: October 24, 2015, 10:32:31 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 08:50:50 AM
I think this is the creepiest post ever

hahahahha wtf. Thats a weird ass post
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #107 on: October 24, 2015, 12:23:51 PM »
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2015, 01:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 24, 2015, 12:23:51 PM
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)

can you pm me the link to his facebook please
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2015, 01:33:47 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 01:28:53 PM
can you pm me the link to his facebook please

prepare to be completely fucking creeped out
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2015, 01:36:08 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 20, 2015, 05:03:30 AM
as an experienced street fighter im going to pass on some tips to my fellow get biggers

in this first instalment some tips on when fighting martial arts experts

akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist

this will put you at a positional disadvantage

I would recommend hitting him over the head with a baseball bat as an  alternative or simply punching him in the face while he moves in to different "forms"

more to come  8)
All you would have to do is rip his ears off, bite his face until unrecognizable and then tear off anything that hangs. Or you hit him as you are running around, then run away.  Hit him again as you are running and run away etc.. He won't be getting past the first person.  The problem is, humans tend not to fight like the rest of the animal kingdom which is stupid.  They see themselves as MMA warriors.  If you are going to fight, you should watch how the professionals do it in the rest of the animal kingdom.
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #111 on: October 24, 2015, 01:37:48 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on October 24, 2015, 01:36:08 PM
All you would have to do is rip his ears off, bite his face until unrecognizable and then tear off anything that hangs. Or you hit him as you are running around, then run away.  Hit him again as you are running and run away etc.. He won't be getting past the first person.  The problem is, humans tend not to fight like the rest of the animal kingdom which is stupid.  They see themselves as MMA warriors.  If you are going to fight, you should watch how the professionals do it in the rest of the animal kingdom.

finally someone gets it right. When I got in a fight once and bit a chunk out of a guys forehead he ran away so fucking fast I thought he was bionic. Fair fighting lol
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #112 on: October 24, 2015, 01:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 24, 2015, 01:37:48 PM
finally someone gets it right. When I got in a fight once and bit a chunk out of a guys forehead he ran away so fucking fast I thought he was bionic. Fair fighting lol
The strongests muscle with the ability to exert a force on an external object in a human are the muscles in the jaw.  I do not understand why people never think to use it.  They try these stupid ass submission holds and pretend to be MMAing it.  Biting into someone and clawing at their face until you pry their eyes out is a much better strategy to win a fight then trying to be Mike Tyson.
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #113 on: October 24, 2015, 01:51:06 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on October 24, 2015, 01:45:31 PM
The strongests muscle with the ability to exert a force on an external object in a human are the muscles in the jaw.  I do not understand why people never think to use it.  They try these stupid ass submission holds and pretend to be MMAing it.  Biting into someone and clawing at their face until you pry their eyes out is a much better strategy to win a fight then trying to be Mike Tyson.

yup, everyone wants to be the mma king in a fight. Toughest guy I know is 5 foot 8 about 180 pounds, he would bite, claw, kick, anything, then when he bit part of your face off and you were losing your mind about it he would beat you unconscious. Saw him absolutely fucking ruin a 330 pound defensive tackle in a bar fight. Then he took the guys flip flop and beat him on the head with it while he was out.
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #114 on: October 24, 2015, 02:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 24, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
yup, everyone wants to be the mma king in a fight. Toughest guy I know is 5 foot 8 about 180 pounds, he would bite, claw, kick, anything, then when he bit part of your face off and you were losing your mind about it he would beat you unconscious. Saw him absolutely fucking ruin a 330 pound defensive tackle in a bar fight. Then he took the guys flip flop and beat him on the head with it while he was out.
ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!!

This is precisely the way to handle a fight situation.  Chimpanzees fight this way and are absolutely brutal.  Biting, clawing and tearing off testicles and ears. 
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #115 on: October 25, 2015, 02:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 24, 2015, 12:23:51 PM
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)
funny i have not changed anything...this just proves you were on my Facebook. get a life for your own sake
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #116 on: October 25, 2015, 02:55:55 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 01:28:53 PM
can you pm me the link to his facebook please
how funny.
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #117 on: October 25, 2015, 04:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 24, 2015, 01:33:47 PM
prepare to be completely fucking creeped out

shit that is creepy

he had to take down a load of his sick sex offender pics with weird comments

cause they banned him

but its still creepy as fuck

not one pic of him though funny that

his profile pic is one of the thunderbirds

what a nancy boy  ;D
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #118 on: October 25, 2015, 05:48:08 AM »
Here's my street fighting tip....

Don't get into street fights.
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #119 on: October 25, 2015, 06:30:57 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 25, 2015, 04:20:42 AM
shit that is creepy

he had to take down a load of his sick sex offender pics with weird comments

cause they banned him

but its still creepy as fuck

not one pic of him though funny that

his profile pic is one of the thunderbirds

what a nancy boy  ;D

He calls women "baby doll". How fucking creepy is that
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #120 on: October 25, 2015, 06:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Potatank on October 25, 2015, 06:30:57 AM
He calls women "baby doll". How fucking creepy is that

bet he has a mountain of stolen panty in his house

covered in unusual stains

guys like him should be executed

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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #121 on: October 25, 2015, 08:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Donny on October 25, 2015, 02:52:16 AM
funny i have not changed anything...this just proves you were on my Facebook. get a life for your own sake

So you have a Facebook account and then you advice someone to get a life? Ironic LOL!
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #122 on: October 25, 2015, 10:49:43 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 25, 2015, 08:01:25 AM
So you have a Facebook account and then you advice someone to get a life? Ironic LOL!

he says it proves I was on his facebook,........after I posted 2 posts earlier I was looking at his facebook  ::) ::) genius baby doll genius
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #123 on: October 25, 2015, 11:04:38 AM »
Yoga fire, hundred hand slap, sonic boom, or hadoken. Any one of these should leave you victorious, but they are advanced moves so you need to practice. 
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Re: Street Fighting Tips
« Reply #124 on: October 25, 2015, 11:09:15 AM »
Most important thing: never show how you feel....



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