Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?

[Waller]

10 pages easy.

[_aj_]

We need to get back to what this thread is all about: texting attractive females pics of Mr. Dad Bod and Helmut and asking them to choose. Waller, what say your woman?

[SF1900]

We need to get back to what this thread is all about: texting attractive females pics of Mr. Dad Bod and Helmut and asking them to choose. Waller, what say your woman?

I am going to ask another one now.

[King Shizzo]

I am just glad I was able to drop some knowledge on you guys. I enjoy helping people learn new things.

[Waller]

We need to get back to what this thread is all about: texting attractive females pics of Mr. Dad Bod and Helmut and asking them to choose. Waller, what say your woman?

She's asleep.  

And as much as she finds getbig funny when I relay, I doubt she thinks it worth a wake up call. Especially to look at Shizzo.

I'll try to get an official statement tomorrow.  

[SF1900]

She's asleep.  

And as much as she finds getbig funny when I relay, I doubt she thinks it worth a wake up call. Especially to look at Shizzo.

I'll try to get an official statement tomorrow.  

The statement has to be in writing, then posted on getbig. We need official statements, in order to confirm your womans opinion.

[Waller]

The statement has to be in writing, then posted on getbig. We need official statements, in order to confirm your womans opinion.

Maybe I should have it notarised too, for prosperity.

[SF1900]

Shizzo, there is hope for you. You just need 10 million dollars.

[Walter Sobchak]

If you don't have any self-esteem, that's a win!

Some would say Shizzo's low self esteem is just good judgment

[Waller]

Some would say Shizzo's low self esteem is just good judgment

Hahahaha.

[King Shizzo]

Glad I could entertain you guys  

You won't be laughing when I get into single digit bodyfat. Unfortunately, neither will I. I will probably be sick with a wacked-out metabolism and impaired immune system.

But if I survive, it will be worth it to prove all of you wrong.

[Howard]

Some would say Shizzo's low self esteem is just good judgment

No question about it. I always consult him before I get married to make sure she's the right one.

[Tennisballz]

Shizzo,

 I don't know you at all and I've only been here for about a year.  But you've posted your out of shape pics already, so why not start training seriously and get your diet in order and do a 6 month transformation with lots of progress pics!  Pick a local show and give it a shot.  It's not a difficult process and you could shut down all the haters here.  Your thread would be a hundred page epic one.

[Walter Sobchak]

Glad I could entertain you guys  

You won't be laughing when I get into single digit bodyfat. Unfortunately, neither will I. I will probably be sick with a wacked-out metabolism and impaired immune system.

But if I survive, it will be worth it to prove all of you wrong.

Maybe we can set up a race?

You accomplishing accurately measured single digit bodyfat versus Wiggs completing an accredited nursing degree.

Or.....all of us dying of old age before either happens.

[King Shizzo]

Shizzo,

 I don't know you at all and I've only been here for about a year.  But you've posted your out of shape pics already, so why not start training seriously and get your diet in order and do a 6 month transformation with lots of progress pics!  Pick a local show and give it a shot.  It's not a difficult process and you could shut down all the haters here.  Your thread would be a hundred page epic one.

I started working out today, so I expect to see some great results after 6 months.

Forget competing. Competing against my willpower will be a formidable enough opponent, I don't need to cover myself in shoe polish and sport a banana hammock to prove I can get into good shape.

[King Shizzo]

Maybe we can set up a race?

You accomplishing accurately measured single digit bodyfat versus Wiggs completing an accredited nursing degree.

Or.....all of us dying of old age before either happens.

Maybe Wiggs would be able to care for me, if I were to become ill during the journey to epic leans?

[_aj_]

I started working out today, so I expect to see some great results after 6 months.

Forget competing. Competing against my willpower will be a formidable enough opponent, I don't need to cover myself in shoe polish and sport a banana hammock to prove I can get into good shape.

We need a before and after shot of this magic "insanity" 6 month transformation. I am sure it'll rival or surpass the Method101 dramatic transformation.

I'll bet you don't make it a month before you pussy out.

[King Shizzo]

We need a before and after shot of this magic "insanity" 6 month transformation. I am sure it'll rival or surpass the Method101 dramatic transformation.

I'll bet you don't make it a month before you pussy out.

Don't worry, we can use the famous albino manatee pic as the before shot. The "after" shot will look better than you.

How would it feel to know you wasted 20+ years training, only to be passed up by me in 6 months?

[_aj_]

Don't worry, we can use the famous albino manatee pic as the before shot. The "after" shot will look better than you.

How would it feel to know you wasted 20+ years training, only to be passed up by me in 6 months?

I'll let you know when it happens. Which it won't.

And it's been 30+ years for me.

[King Shizzo]

I'll let you know when it happens. Which it won't.

And it's been 30+ years for me.

Even worse. 30 years to have the physique of a college, Dominos pizza delivery driver.

I admit that I don't look good, but I also admit that I don't workout or eat healthy either.

You have trained for 30+ years, take steroids, and literally obsess about working out.

You are flat as a pancake and have barely any muscle to show for it.

[King Shizzo]

I'm done with the talking. I will unveil my physique on August 6th.

Be There.

[SF1900]

I'm done with the talking. I will unveil my physique on August 6th.

Be There.

Hi Method101

[SF1900]

Even worse. 30 years to have the physique of a college, Dominos pizza delivery driver.

I admit that I don't look good, but I also admit that I don't workout or eat healthy either.

You have trained for 30+ years, take steroids, and literally obsess about working out.

You are flat as a pancake and have barely any muscle to show for it.

So, then why are you on a bodybuilding forum?

[Walter Sobchak]

I started working out today, so I expect to see some great results after 6 months.

Forget competing. Competing against my willpower will be a formidable enough opponent, I don't need to cover myself in shoe polish and sport a banana hammock to prove I can get into good shape.

The Avesher 6-month attention whore ploy

[visualizeperfection]

Is the bodybuilding and fitness lifestyle really healthy? Do calorie restrictions and sub 10% bodyfat levels, really promote wellness as a human being? Remember, we are still mammals. Our metabolisms were designed to carry some "safety fat", in case of starvation. Obviously, I do not advocate being a fat ass, because that also isn't healthy. 

This thread is about the guys/gals who take fitness to the extreme. Sorry, but it isn't any healthier than being obese, they are just on opposite ends of the spectrum.

I have been sick the most, when I have been at my leanest. Having a reasonable amount of fat on your body is healthy.

Of course that goes against what most fitness/bodybuilders strive for.

Hahahaha. You fat fuck, I guarantee you have never been less than 25%.


Delusional