here's some observations i have on rogue one, in order of appearance:
- female character as a kid = got a pig nose.
- the evil nazis go looking for hippies. hippie kid hides. ever seen that shit before? i feel ive seen that shit with a kid hiding a hundred times.
- main theme song isnt great.
- hippie market something outta marrakesh, this is washed out boring shit they keep on doing. yeah we know its chaos and its every race under the sun. but we've seen those scenes a thousand times. isnt this the same scene that was in bond films? trying to hide in a market? and indiana jones? and jason bourne? wtf
there are only so many scenes in a movie, and yet they cant think of anything new, anything original.
- i like planet jedha. whats the story with that rock shaped as a jesus-looking man?
- i like the design on that jedha-kidnap leader mad-max type dude.
- felicity jones is annoying and has giant lips.
- the cute robot with a british accent continues. i wonder if people laugh out loud in the cinema?
- forest whitaker is good in the role but i feel when he grabs the oxygene mask he sounds like darth vader, must be a point to that but i just feel it takes away, only vader should have that sound. that whole kidnapping scene doesnt add much.
- more marrakesh market scenes. now we get a asian kung fu guy who is blind. some shit they stole outta 70s hong kong movies.
- they get captured so far we have mads mikkelsen being captured. pilot getting captured and the rest of the gang being captured. what a great script!
- every dramatic scene is the same - somebody is just about to get shot by a bad guy and the bad guy get shot by someone. a planet is about to explode, and they get out in the last second... how the fuck can a grown man be satisifed with that?
im ONE HOUR into the movie now and thats all that happend!!!
"COMMON START THE SHIP!!!" great a car/ship whatever that doesnt start, ever seen that before in a movie? neither have i...
- empire are nazis where as rebels are either hippies of all races or british army dressed in green uniforms...
- 1 hour and 15 minutes in, darth vader looks like shit. looks weak, short, mickey mouse-mask. the he can choke people is overdone. just disappointing. you get to work with darth vader as a story writer and this is the best they can do. not a single line to remember, not a single quote.
- rebels have a meeting, they even got a grace jones-look a like woman present.
- 1.25 more pointless scenes when theyre in a ship nothing happens. nothing.
- 1.30 fight scenes that looks like it was from magnum p.i. just embarrasing.
- 1.41 "gotta find a master switch!" the same technical lame shit weve seen in lethal weapon and other movies, always some hacker, some switch, some wire to cut... this is just so dumb.
- numerous fight scenes. looks video game-ish. this isnt better than empire strikes back. or top gun.
after that i just fast forward... maybe ive missed something, i guess they die at the end?
the vader-scene at the end was alright, still felt it wouldve been more interesting to see him fight somebody that isnt totally helpless...
then some shitty ending with leia for a second and thats about it.
how this can be "awesome!!!" is hard to understand.
