Lied to a girl online about my age. Am actually into her now. What to do?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

5 dates in and you're already marrying this slut and having kids. Jesus Christ what has become of Getbig.

[Skeeter]

So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.

Not until after I've been in her ass.   

[Thong Maniac]

So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.

you have facebook still? lul. no 38 yr old male should have that.

[chaos]

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[Danimal77]

5 dates in and you're already marrying this slut and having kids. Jesus Christ what has become of Getbig.

No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.

[f450]

No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.

YEP.

unfortunately for you, that ship has sailed.

bang her a couple of times then bring it up non-chalantly if it still bothers you...

by the way, you are not the only guy she is talking to, and sorry but some guy is banging her right now .

what are you? 12? its 2016 for chrissakes.

good luck.

[Dave D]

Winner.

Does she wear makeup? Good you're both lying.

Some real solid advice but these were among the most well thought out.

[calfzilla]

38 year old man into a girl 
Most men by that age are tired of women's shit.

[SOMEPARTS]

Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences

Welp, you failed on that one. For fuck's sake....delete your profile. Proof goes poof then tell her a couple weeks later that she must have misread it.

Problem solved...

[Wiggs]

The only way to salvage what will become a mess is to fess up now and kiss ass. 25 vs. 38 is a huge difference.  You owe her at least that so she doesn't get to deep in her feelings before she decides what she wants to do.

[Sokolsky]

Do you live the success of a 38-year-old, or a 32-year-old? If the former is the case, you've probably already maxed out career-wise and won't be able to offer much more to her in coming years. This in combination with your expendable income increasingly going towards drug regimes in desperate hope of not looking like shit will mean less money spend on her and her dream of kids.

She'll sue you for all you're worth, win because you lied to her, and end up banging Tyrone in your house, your bed and your bathroom.
Hell, the house dog probably wouldn't even want to recognize you anymore.

[Kim Jong Bob]

No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.

5dates and you havent had sex?  What a slut

[Mrdibbs]

5dates and you havent had sex?  What a slut

This is more worrysome yes

Even with the age lie im afraid you wont be getting into her pants.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Welp, you failed on that one. For fuck's sake....delete your profile. Proof goes poof then tell her a couple weeks later that she must have misread it.

Problem solved...

not a bad idea!

[Yamcha]

Congrats on finding a young girl who can't tell that you are 38!

[CalvinH]

Tell her the truth. you'll eventually fuck up and she'll find out anyway.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I did the same thing ( Laura) told her I was 37 when I was really 47... ( she found out when I had to go to the emergency room and they asked " date of birth " and without thinking I said "1963" ) ..: she was pissed but got over it ( once they are into you it's kind of too late/ you wouldn't have even had a shot with this chick if you didn't lie about your age)  let it ride ....

and look how that turned out! 

[Red Hook]

  ::)1. You actually have a Facebook account? And why in the world would you be friends with her online?

2.  Don't tell her anything.. As others have pointed bang her for a while and let fate take it's course.

3. I  would be more worried about your laptop filled with  videos of Kai and his grapefruit.

And where are  the pics?

[da_vinci]

Plenty of insecure and probably jealous losers in itt.

[Hulkotron]

Seems to be ducking the question 

[Coffeed]

Just link her to this thread and let her decide for herself.

[Raymondo]

If she's into you, it won't matter. Thirteen years is not that big a gap.

[Conker]

No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.

you lied to her in the first place knowing she wasn't interested in guys your age so it's obvious you have the morals of an alley cat already, so just roll with the punches now and stop worrying about BS like what "women respect".

barring that go find and kill a 32 year old homeless person and take their identity.

[_aj_]

Petition the court to change your birthday to match her expectations.

[Coffeed]

Answer me this...

Do you tell people the truth that you have fake steroid muscles?

Where do we draw the line?

If the president of the USA lies on a regular basis then that sets the tone for society. Face the facts. The original bodybuilders were Homo erectus. Fact.