What We Know About Frank Zane.

[Fallsview]

1) Operated a hippy camp in Palm Springs.

2. Arrogant (Most smart people are...I try not to be, but I have one hell of a problem thinking he was smart)

3. Brutal 17 inch arms (listed as 18 but that is a lie)

4) Tries to pass himself off as a health nut, granola type of guy but still takes steroids.

5. Swimmers build

6. Did not deserve to win the Olympia.

7. Was given the gift of winning the Olympia to further promote his business (Zane Haven) and buy advertisement in Muscle Builder plus garner more interest in bodybuilding with his good looks. Weider believed that Zane would bring the hippies and women into the bodybuilding world. And he was right.

8. Still loves his wife.

9. People talk about how proportionate he was well when you weigh 170 pounds...who cares.

10. He looks good for his age. Well dummies, if you take care of yourself, stay skinny that shouldn't be a problem. Over eating, being large equals very tough and hard on the body and its systems. Zane was never large and never big, if he didn't take steroids he'd probably never break 150 pounds.

11. The People that are in love with him are the people with piss poor genetics that believe his physique is attainable. Also the Uncle Rico's want to travel back to the past because they believe it was a better time, therefore are madly in love with Zane.






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[The Scott]

It must really hurt to have no one in your life except the mirror.

[Dokey111]

bite a dick again

[Walter Sobchak]

Fallsview is definitely, 100% certain, a Howard gimmick.

[Fortress]

Beanpole

[Grape Ape]

Also the Uncle Rico's want to travel

If you're going to make getbig great again, you'll need to do it with correct punctuation.

[mr.turbo]

12. long waisted

[NaturalWonder83]

I met him once
He's a real piece of shit

[SquatsRule]

I've never met Zane, but I've always wanted a leg blaster. Over pricing of peace.

[BB]

Frank Zane tore his urethra in a freak accident, and still managed to take 3rd in the Olympia that year.

Powerful man, powerful dingus.

[Fortress]

I met him once
He's a real piece of shit

I've seen him several times. Never felt inclined to walk over and say hello.

One year, at the Arnold Expo, he was sitting at his "booth" (basically a chair and cardboard backdrop) playing, like, a gazoo, or some shit. Total clown.

I was told that at some point that weekend Arnold strolled past him during one if his infamous walks and ol' beanpole launched into an ode to The Oak.

I am not joking.

Arnie smiled awkwardly and headed for the hills.

[hazbin]

1) Operated a hippy camp in Palm Springs.

2. Arrogant (Most smart people are...I try not to be, but I have one hell of a problem thinking he was smart)

3. Brutal 17 inch arms (listed as 18 but that is a lie)

4) Tries to pass himself off as a health nut, granola type of guy but still takes steroids.

5. Swimmers build

6. Did not deserve to win the Olympia...many others were way better, example Serge!

7. Was given the gift of winning the Olympia to further promote his business (Zane Haven) and buy advertisement in Muscle Builder plus garner more interest in bodybuilding with his good looks. Weider believed that Zane would bring the hippies and women into the bodybuilding world. And he was right.

8. Still loves his wife.

9. People talk about how proportionate he was well when you weigh 170 pounds...who cares.

10. He looks good for his age. Well dummies, if you take care of yourself, stay skinny that shouldn't be a problem. Over eating, being large equals very tough and hard of the body and its systems. Zane was never large and never big, if he didn't take steroids he'd probably never break 150 pounds.

11. The People that are in love with him are the people with piss poor genetics that believe his physique is attainable. Also the Uncle Rico's want to travel back to the past because they believe it was a better time, therefore are madly in love with Zane.






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which of the '77, '78 , or '79 olympias did serge compete in?

[Taffin]

I met him once
He's a real piece of shit

Details please...? 

Frank Zane tore his urethra in a freak accident, and still managed to take 3rd in the Olympia that year.

Powerful man, powerful dingus.

I know someone who tore his 'banjo string' by going in much too dry - but how the f@#k do you tear a urethra??  Insert a roughly-hewn chopstick or something?

[Fallsview]

which of the '77, '78 , or '79 olympias did serge compete in?

"The Sarge" Tony Emmott. Who'd you think I was talking about dummy?





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[BB]

I know someone who tore his 'banjo string' by going in much too dry - but how the f@#k do you tear a urethra??  Insert a roughly-hewn chopstick or something?

For years, the gym stories were that he was on a beach chair that broke and crushed his pecker between the chair frame and the ground. Later this was his official version -

“I sat in this lightweight chair by the pool and as I did it slid on the wet Astroturf by the side and I fell onto the lip of the pool which hit me right between the legs and smashed my bulbous urethra. Blood was gushing from my penis. I was rushed to hospital and was in for four days with a catheter attachment … it was horrible.”

That seems hard to figure, as you always think of the penile urethra, but the bolbus ureathra is in a slightly different postion than you'd normally think -

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[Wiggs]

Zane didn't impregnate a Mildred.  Zane wins.

[Irongrip400]

Why do you have a problem with him still loving his wife?

[hazbin]

"The Sarge" Tony Emmott. Who'd you think I was talking about dummy?





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what's your problem?   you clearly said serge, and I was asking a serious question.  and show me where tony emmott is referred to as sarge.  not sure why mr. positive needs to act like a prick

[Taffin]

For years, the gym stories were that he was on a beach chair that broke and crushed his pecker between the chair frame and the ground. Later this was his official version -

“I sat in this lightweight chair by the pool and as I did it slid on the wet Astroturf by the side and I fell onto the lip of the pool which hit me right between the legs and smashed my bulbous urethra. Blood was gushing from my penis. I was rushed to hospital and was in for four days with a catheter attachment … it was horrible.”

That seems hard to figure, as you always think of the penile urethra, but the bolbus ureathra is in a slightly different postion than you'd normally think -

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Oooh! Right, I get it now thanks    FWIW I once smashed my bulbous urethra (formerly considered the 'under-penis') on the cross-bar of a bicycle under vigorous braking - made me projectile vomit... 

I have literally no idea why I've stated that here, sorry...

[Taffin]

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There's also a Rich Piana 'd1ck hanging lower than the balls' joke here somewhere with this diagram if I could be bothered... 

[NaturalWonder83]

Details please...? 


I know someone who tore his 'banjo string' by going in much too dry - but how the f@#k do you tear a urethra??  Insert a roughly-hewn chopstick or something?

he was very arrogant and acted like he was hot shit
I met Sergio Olivia the same day and Sergio was very friendly

[DanielPaul]

ZANE IS THE BOMB!!!!!!drops mic and leaves room

[NelsonMuntz]

"The Sarge" Tony Emmott. Who'd you think I was talking about dummy?





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why are you insulting Hazbin? He is literally the most polite member on here and never says a bad thing about anyone.

You said Serge BTW

6. Did not deserve to win the Olympia...many others were way better, example Serge!

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[Kwon]

1) Operated a hippy camp in Palm Springs.

2. Arrogant (Most smart people are...I try not to be, but I have one hell of a problem thinking he was smart)

3. Brutal 17 inch arms (listed as 18 but that is a lie)

4) Tries to pass himself off as a health nut, granola type of guy but still takes steroids.

5. Swimmers build

6. Did not deserve to win the Olympia...many others were way better, example Serge!

Serge who?

[Fallsview]

what's your problem?   you clearly said serge, and I was asking a serious question.  and show me where tony emmott is referred to as sarge.  not sure why mr. positive needs to act like a prick

Whats my problem? First off who the hell are you to ask me questions? You're trying to be a real dick by fishing into something you know nothing about. Yes, you're fishing to set me up because you're not a nice person but really a steroid using douche bag.  Tony Emmott's nickname at his gym when training for the 1977 Mr. Universe was Sarge.

Maybe instead of trying to "catch"people on a bodybuilding board, maybe you should take care of you're family, you're dogs barking, go feed him.



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