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Brazilian judge ordered his passport seized after little evidence and a few contradictions turned up in investigation into alleged robbery. Lochte already returned to US, has been keeping a low profile. Crooked brazilian judge? Filty Olympian?

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Re: Ryan Lochte Lying?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2016, 05:53:37 PM »
Lochte has tried different types of Reality shows. He wants to be an actor badly...He's a Kardashian wannbe...Regardless of what happened, he's not to be trusted...

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Re: Ryan Lochte Lying?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2016, 05:55:37 PM »
Sucks for the other swimmer who's still there. I think there are inconsistencies in their stories because they were fucked up. They came in at 7am. Those fuckers were out doing coke and some local police shook them down. Nothing to see here, similar thing happened to me in cancun while in college.

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Re: Ryan Lochte Lying?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2016, 06:16:10 PM »
Sucks for the other swimmer who's still there. I think there are inconsistencies in their stories because they were fucked up. They came in at 7am. Those fuckers were out doing coke and some local police shook them down. Nothing to see here, similar thing happened to me in cancun while in college.


This is pretty close to what my wife and I concluded. Honestly, we didn't even factor in actual police shaking them down, but it makes sense.  The title of this thread has been changed to reflect the obvious.

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Re: Ryan Lochte Lying?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 06:20:02 PM »

This is pretty close to what my wife and I concluded. Honestly, we didn't even factor in actual police shaking them down, but it makes sense.  The title of this thread has been changed to reflect the obvious.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 06:28:12 PM »
i bet the entire robbery story ends up being false.

"I refused to listen, they cocked the gun, and I was like, whatever man..."

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2016, 06:37:56 PM »
Brazilian judge ordered his passport seized after little evidence and a few contradictions turned up in investigation into alleged robbery. Lochte already returned to US, has been keeping a low profile. Crooked brazilian judge? Filty Olympian?

Robbing gringos is a sport in Brasil , second only to football

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2016, 06:50:46 PM »
i bet the entire robbery story ends up being false.

"I refused to listen, they cocked the gun, and I was like, whatever man..."


I haven't really been following this story that closely, but wifey said this probably explains why IOC initially denied any robbery took place. At first it was looking like old fashioned IOC corruption, but they probably took one look at his dope-fiend-ass-on-the-come-down and just told him to shut the fuck up until he left the country.

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Re: Ryan Lochte Lying?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2016, 06:53:42 PM »
Lochte has tried different types of Reality shows. He wants to be an actor badly...He's a Kardashian wannbe...Regardless of what happened, he's not to be trusted...

i bet the entire robbery story ends up being false.

"I refused to listen, they cocked the gun, and I was like, whatever man..."

This.  Dude seems dumber than a box of used condoms. To say he was standing up to a gun in his face when all his friends went down, in a foreign country  nonetheless, puts him in a small fraternity that includes Tupac ....... didn't go down or that at all.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2016, 06:54:08 PM »

I haven't really been following this story that closely, but wifey said this probably explains why IOC initially denied any robbery took place. At first it was looking like old fashioned IOC corruption, but they probably took one look at his dope-fiend-ass-on-the-come-down and just told him to shut the fuck up until he left the country.

yep... he was out celebrating life with hookers and crack and the police came upon them.   Report a robbery and avoid the charges.  probably their plan all along.  He just had to make up a half cocked story about heroically refusing them.  Bad guys don't really cock guns to make a point, that's tv shit.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2016, 06:58:20 PM »
Brazil is a corrupt third world toilet.  I have no problem believing Lochte's story.  If he was sober he'd probably remember more details with a higher level of accuracy.

They Olympics never should have been held in Rio.  Crime and disease are rampant and they admit that the security isn't adequate.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2016, 07:46:12 PM »
when beiber went to rio

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2016, 07:47:37 PM »


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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2016, 07:52:47 PM »
yep... he was out celebrating life with hookers and crack and the police came upon them.   Report a robbery and avoid the charges.  probably their plan all along.  He just had to make up a half cocked story about heroically refusing them.  Bad guys don't really cock guns to make a point, that's tv shit.

Lochte was hitting up the gay after hour bars and won't give an honest answer where he was. He was taking dick in the dumper.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2016, 07:54:33 PM »
Lochte was hitting up the gay after hour bars and won't give an honest answer where he was. He was taking dick in the dumper.

ten bucks says he has a very public engagement to a supermodel in the coming month or two, squashing this rumor.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2016, 08:03:41 PM »
Lochte was hitting up the gay after hour bars and won't give an honest answer where he was. He was taking dick in the dumper.

You think?

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2016, 08:03:58 PM »
ten bucks says he has a very public engagement to a supermodel in the coming month or two, squashing this rumor.

Worked for Oscar Pistorius....

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2016, 08:05:16 PM »
You think?

It's as believable as his story, unless he was with a married member of the female Olympic team

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2016, 08:06:20 PM »

They Olympics never should have been held in Rio.  Crime and disease are rampant and they admit that the security isn't adequate.
Has the religion of peace been notified of this?

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2016, 08:14:15 PM »
Lochte was hitting up the gay after hour bars and won't give an honest answer where he was. He was taking dick in the dumper.

This^^^All those swimmers are cock munchers. Phelps was dating a tranny a few years back. This Ryan Cockit guy was most likely knee deep in Brazil Tranny dumper...

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2016, 08:16:44 PM »
This^^^All those swimmers are cock munchers. Phelps was dating a tranny a few years back. This Ryan Cockit guy was most likely knee deep in Brazil Tranny dumper...

SucksMensErections should be along any minute to accuse you of "projecting".

Then he will PM you to meet him in San Clemente, CA to "train".

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2016, 09:57:01 PM »
SucksMensErections should be along any minute to accuse you of "projecting".

Then he will PM you to meet him in San Clemente, CA to "train".

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2016, 10:00:04 PM »
Doubt he would be doing coke. They could be tested any time and a positive test would be devastating to his career.

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2016, 10:00:55 PM »
Doubt he would be doing coke. They could be tested any time and a positive test would be devastating to his career.

Do they test for bee pollen? Deer antler velvet?

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Re: Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2016, 11:17:41 PM »
Lochte was hitting up the gay after hour bars and won't give an honest answer where he was. He was taking dick in the dumper.

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