Olympian Scum Ryan Lochte Defames Brazil after All Night Drug Binge?

[Primemuscle]

Remember these guys are SWIMMERS, hell, bodybuilding is more of a sport than swimming.

In what way?

[calfzilla]

He's still white, rich, good looks, Olympic athlete, still winning.

[Primemuscle]

He's still white, rich, good looks, Olympic athlete, still winning.

He is perhaps not going to be so rich in the near future. His his endorsements seem to be dropping off like a "hot potato" as with Speedo and Ralph Lauren. Folks have short memories though so he could be back to business as usual in a couple of months.

[SF1900]

Bodybuilding is more of a functional sport than swimming, thus bodybuilders have more functional strength than swimmers.

I mean, there are more uses to being a bodybuilding. Being a bodybuilders allows you to pick up a couch, move a car, pick up and walk with groceries, work under a car, and holding heavy tools, etc.

How often are swimmers (or people) in water? Hardly ever. If I am ever being attacked by a shark or drowning, I will call a swimmer. Other than that, their functional strength is only useful in a large body of water.

If I need my couch moved or groceries lifted, Ill call a bodybuilder.

[SF1900]

He is perhaps not going to be so rich in the near future. His his endorsements seem to be dropping off like a "hot potato" as with Speedo and Ralph Lauren. Folks have short memories though so he could be back to business as usual in a couple of months.

A total of four sponsors have dropped him. DO not know who the other two are.

[Walter Sobchak]

A total of four sponsors have dropped him. DO not know who the other two are.

Makeup company and a Japanese mattress company.

[Primemuscle]

A total of four sponsors have dropped him. DO not know who the other two are.

One of the two is Gentle Hair Removal, a laser hair removal company.

[240 is Back]

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[SF1900]

Makeup company and a Japanese mattress company.

Syneron:

https://syneron-candela.com/na

Airweave:

https://www.airweave.com/

[Mitch]

If it was a dindu he would've robbed his co-athletes and then go straight to McDonald's for some nuggets.

Wrong.













To KFC 

[mr.turbo]

Bodybuilding is more of a functional sport than swimming, thus bodybuilders have more functional strength than swimmers.

I mean, there are more uses to being a bodybuilding. Being a bodybuilders allows you to pick up a couch, move a car, pick up and walk with groceries, work under a car, and holding heavy tools, etc.

How often are swimmers (or people) in water? Hardly ever. If I am ever being attacked by a shark or drowning, I will call a swimmer. Other than that, their functional strength is only useful in a large body of water.

If I need my couch moved or groceries lifted, Ill call a bodybuilder.

EXCELLENT ANALYSIS

swimming elongates the muscles exacerbating hypermobility of the joints

bodybuilding shortens the muscles mitigating against hyperextensive injury

 

[Royalty]

EXCELLENT ANALYSIS

swimming elongates the muscles exacerbating hypermobility of the joints

bodybuilding shortens the muscles mitigating against hyperextensive injury

 

That said, I notice that the US men's swimming team ("A" team and the "B" team) have better builds than most getbiggers

[TuHolmes]

Perhaps he was telling the truth?

Apparently USA Today has researched and investigated and they seem to be on the swimmers side.

Read here:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/21/investigation-ryan-lochte-rio-olympics-authorities/89082232/

[King Shizzo]

For the 50 m free, they keep their face under water the entire way!  Try running as fast as you can for 25 seconds while holding your breath.

How long can you hold your breath while your  nose deep in some dude's booty hole?

[SquidVicious]

Lochte's story was true. Another sacrificial lamb for the liberal elite and their Hebrew slaves.

[Wiggs]

Lochte's story was true. Another sacrificial lamb for the liberal elite and their Hebrew slaves.

Your troll game is very basic. Try harder.

[calfzilla]

Lochte's story was true. Another sacrificial lamb for the liberal elite and their Hebrew slaves.

Notice how Lochte makes one minor mistake and he's a villan. Then you have Draymond Green with fuck up after fuck up and zero backlash. Even gets a new commercial with Horace Grant.

New world order, illuminati, elite, one world filt!

[oldgolds]

in our society, entitled idiots like that believe they can get wasted and wreck people's shit because, well, they've gotten away with it their entire lives.

then, when they do catch blame for it - they think they can lie without consequence. It's just a poster that he ripped down - BUT he had to paint rio as a bad place where Olympic athletes are being robbed, despite his own heroic shit-talking against imaginary robbers.

Man, you must be Black..So many biased, dumb preconceptions...

[Irongrip400]

Perhaps he was telling the truth?

Apparently USA Today has researched and investigated and they seem to be on the swimmers side.

Read here:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/21/investigation-ryan-lochte-rio-olympics-authorities/89082232/

Of course this is how it went down. Language barrier, alcohol, American Bro culture and third world shit hole corrupt police, equals this fucked up mess. Lochte is a douche though.

[SquidVicious]

Your troll game is very basic. Try harder.

I used to think your theories were just trolling but then I realized you truly are the personification of the Stepin Fetchit archetype: lazy, simple-minded and easily manipulated. Ryan Lochte wouldn't let you shine his shoes.

[Walter Sobchak]

How long can you hold your breath while your  nose deep in some dude's booty hole?

My guess is he responds, "56 seconds less than you Shizzo".

And he would be reasonably correct.

[TuHolmes]

[Wiggs]

I used to think your theories were just trolling but then I realized you truly are the personification of the Stepin Fetchit archetype: lazy, simple-minded and easily manipulated. Ryan Lochte wouldn't let you shine his shoes.

Lololololol...You couldn't pay me to be that shit stain cave man. He's a bigger sissy than you are.

[Kwon]

Lochte has tried different types of Reality shows. He wants to be an actor badly...He's a Kardashian wannbe...Regardless of what happened, he's not to be trusted...

Stopped right there, cleared my history cookies and caches, restarted PC, did full PC scan, reinstalled windows and moved out of my country.