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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2016, 05:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

I'd probably avoid kissing her...ever
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2016, 05:11:21 PM »
Obviously a fake account set up by Shizzo.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2016, 05:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 04:45:45 PM
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.

You're a boyscout. And a pussy.

Fuck you.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2016, 05:25:26 PM »
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2016, 05:27:15 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 21, 2016, 05:25:26 PM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.

X2.


Pictures of the whore should be posted.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2016, 05:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 04:40:20 PM
I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.

It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...

Would you fuck off and die....
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2016, 05:43:27 PM »
The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2016, 06:25:56 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 21, 2016, 05:43:27 PM
The whole letting a chick tongue punch your fart box thing is really gay.

Is that the reason why you only let dudes do it to you?
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2016, 07:01:33 PM »
So tell her no thanks on the ass action.  Aren't you like 35 by now?  You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.

What would Eric Stoltz do?  Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.  

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2016, 07:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 21, 2016, 07:01:33 PM
So tell her no thanks on the ass action.  Aren't you like 35 by now?  You're allowed to tell a woman if something isn't turning your crank, you know.

No, he's still the same age as he was when he posted the green t-shirt the first time.

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2016, 07:19:53 PM »
We all are.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2016, 07:34:20 PM »
Quote from: V Man on August 21, 2016, 04:05:25 PM
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo

Agreed. Now let's see that millimeter peter (no schmoemo)
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2016, 07:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 21, 2016, 05:25:26 PM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.

Brutal "date".

Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.

This. Fortress generally gives pretty solid advice for these types of matters....
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2016, 02:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on August 21, 2016, 05:25:26 PM
If a female, likely 350 pounds with gigantic floppy tits and a body odour straight from the bowels of hell. Wearing a moo-moo.
Brutal "date".
Just jack it and be done. Then back to your movie and Doctor Pepper.
Well, if it is not much of a bother, why not check... IT out first?
I would be curious. It might be legit, might.

You can always revert back to KarlKoxication.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2016, 02:16:40 AM »
Possibly a fake profile..
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2016, 02:35:35 AM »
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no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2016, 03:50:38 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on August 22, 2016, 02:35:35 AM
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no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace

Someone who gets it, he's just testing our trollerance
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2016, 04:00:49 AM »
Quote from: V Man on August 21, 2016, 04:05:25 PM
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo
    don't forget the balloon knot pics (no homo) gotta see the balloon knot (no homo)
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2016, 05:06:45 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on August 22, 2016, 02:35:35 AM
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no woman in the history of the earth as said im going to kiss every millimeter of your dick

epic fake story of peace
maybe you prefer men?
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2016, 05:09:14 AM »
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2016, 05:09:15 AM »
Quote from: hardman on August 22, 2016, 05:06:45 AM
maybe you prefer men?

We get it Donald Smith from Celle, it's you.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2016, 05:17:54 AM »
Zzzz...
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2016, 05:30:22 AM »
Quote from: hardman on August 22, 2016, 05:06:45 AM
maybe you prefer men?

donald smith the sex offender from celle germany
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #48 on: August 22, 2016, 05:35:37 AM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

what's the issue? just don't ever ever ever let her kiss you.

and you are a disgrace to your father and the man that got your mom pregnant for not posting a picture of this keeper
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2016, 06:37:46 AM »
Is the op a virgin?


this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post
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