I only have 401k... and some money market shit.. Im not super deep in to stocks and shit. Im cheap as fuck.. New job is 30 miles away and i still wanna drive my 88 camaro back and forth...
Enjoy some of the fruits of a stock market running up massive gains in expectation of President Donald J. Trump.
Take some of those profits and treat yourself to something a little newer than a 3 decade old camaro.
Except instead of signing your name in the bottom right hand corner, simply write out "I Win" and wait for the smile and "knowing nod" from the finance guy who looks from across the desk and simply replies "You must be a Trump man, too"