Ha Ha Ha - yep youre definitely not Cognitively all there.
And when I do mention him its to bait & wind you Dummycraps up 
I see you are avoiding the Portland Christmas thread like the Plague. 
Is there a Portland Christmas thread? Gee, I had not noticed. Guess I should check it out. Where is it?
Update, I just found the post in the Gossip and opinion forum which I rarely check because this forum does not interest me. I leave gossip to the gossip mongers.
Case in point, this lighting of the tree thread is of little or no interest to me. I have lived in the Portland Metro area since the late 60's and never once have I attended "Portland's Annual Tree Lighting Ceremony" in Pioneer Square. Was it ever known as something other than Portland's annual tree lighting ceremony? I have not noticed, nor do I care what folks call it.