Trump = Winning

[Necrosis]

Hilarious. Actual quotes lololool

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"
Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
April 1: "Iran wants a ceasefire" / "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO" / "There's no deal with Iran"
April 3:"We can take their oil and make a fortune"
April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell"
April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage"
April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight"
April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" strait closed
April 9:"NATO allies have days to reopen the strait"
April 10:"Iran has no cards"
April 11:"We're going to open up the strait"
April 12:"US will blockade the strait"

[Necrosis]

[chaos]

But you actually have tits! you have zero idea if my parents hated me.

We can tell.

[Necrosis]

We can tell.

 

[Primemuscle]

  The period, or full stop, is perhaps the simplest and most frequently used punctuation mark, yet it has its own surprising origins. It can be traced back to ancient Greek, where it was used to signify a pause in speech, marking the end of a sentence. The Greek word “stichos,” meaning line or verse, is where we get the concept of a “full stop” at the end of a thought. Early Greek writers, including Aristotle and Plato, used marks to indicate pauses in speech, but it wasn’t until the Middle Ages that the period was formally used to end sentences.
  The exclamation mark has its roots in the Latin "Io," meaning joy, and was originally called the note of admiration. The letter "I" was written above the letter "O" to give the appearance of a sign that looks like the modern-day exclamation mark. The question mark, or note of interrogation, has a somewhat esoteric history, with one version dating back to the 8th century as a lightning bolt-shaped punctus interrogative used for similar purposes. Another version dates to the Middle Ages and the Latin term "quaestiō;", meaning question.

LOL! Send this to Trump.