Married ppl, don't you ever want to just dabble?

[Walter Sobchak]

Women seem to have an easier time cheating and having no conscience about it.  Men are bred to feel guilty if they cheat but women will suck and fuck behind their husbands back and not feel one ounce of regret.  They justify it by digging up any stupid situation.  You can be 99% good to a women and that 1% is all they remember.  Conniving deceitful whores.

This is pretty much 100% true.

I'm single and fuck married women all the time. So for all you guys who thinking you're running around on your girl behind her back, she's out getting PLOUGHED by guys like me ten times as often as you are scoring with bar hags

[Walter Sobchak]

They put on a better face in public around men after break ups.
But, trust me, woman are LOT more emotional and don't just let it go.
EVERY one of my serious former gf's or ex-wives have female friends that deal with break ups.
Over the past 30 years, I've heard dozens of woman talk endlessly about break ups with the woman I'm with.

For me it's intense for a period and then they say ' fuk it ' and move on.
Women talk and talk and talk to the female friends and rehash it over and over again.

You giving relationship advice is like SHIZZO giving diet advice....

[Howard]

yeah sometimes I do, but its not worth it really. if your wife or GF is remotely attractive and reasonably normal, then you are lucky. i mean look at some of the short haired bob haircut moms driving around their 4 kids and they look like brutally worn down trolls. can u imagine being the man and having to some how act attracted to that? gotta be hard

Great post.

However, it's important to point out the woman change as they age more then men.
They also assume the man will change to suit their needs.

The dyke bowl hair cut and frumpy outfits are a clear indications she's not interested in sex.
Most grow to resent their husband and opt to focus on family (kids) and related activity.

[light weight baby]

They also seem to bounce back quicker.  Almost any relationship I've known that broke up, the women seems to move on faster than the man.  The man will wallow in self pity for months and a few days later the whore is already shacking up with another man.

months?

it's been 3 years since baby mama left and i'm still completely fucked up about it

still planning how i can get her back at the end

[Howard]

You giving relationship advice is like SHIZZO giving diet advice....

LOL, I'm not really advising, more like pointing out something I've observed many times.

[Walter Sobchak]

LOL, I'm not really advising, more like pointing out something I've observed many times.

Like I said....

Face it Howard, I've probably assfucked your wife and 4-5 of your ex-wives without even knowing it.

And I wouldn't mind "smelling the glove" with SHIZZO's sister a few 2-3 times sometime soon.

[Howard]

X2. My wife is pretty well put together, and used to make great money until I retired her. I make good coin now and wouldn't be able to do it if I was single and out drinking, whoring and doing blow. Marriage and kids keep you focused. I do see though, how some dudes step out on their wives. That's not for me though. Not worth it.

Good post.

I can understand why a man gets married and has kids.
I never wanted children but plenty of guys do, so wtf.
If you decide to go down this road, embrace it and accept the good and bad with it.

If you don't want to be in a marriage family situation and feel trapped, GET DIVORCED!
What amazes me is how so many men and woman act like the can secretly screw around enjoy a happy marriage.

If you want to screw around , stay single and enjoy that lifestyle.
In my case, I preferred being married , so I am.
My wife and I never wanted kids, so we never had 'em. Simple.

Most unhappily married men with kids who screw around end up in two situations:

1. The wife stays silent and realizes her husband has little desire for any romance with her.
She quietly resents him and they exist in a loveless, stressed marriage raising the kids and working.
Neither feels much happiness, but convince themselves they did it for the kids.

2. The wife gets pissed and they divorce.
He ends up paying child support and moves out.
On weekends you see him trading out the kids with her in some mall parking lot.
He's a part time single dad and it sucks. Plus he has to deal with a resentful , bitchy , ex-wife
who fusses at him about the kids needs .

Enjoy  

[Howard]

Like I said....

Face it Howard, I've probably assfucked your wife and 4-5 of your ex-wives without even knowing it.

And I wouldn't mind "smelling the glove" with SHIZZO's sister a few 2-3 times sometime soon.

I know! Who do you think was peeking out of the closet , furiously masturbating at the scene?

[Nether Animal]

They also seem to bounce back quicker.  Almost any relationship I've known that broke up, the women seems to move on faster than the man.  The man will wallow in self pity for months and a few days later the whore is already shacking up with another man.

This happened to me. I was with a girl about a decade ago for 1.5 years and she was cheating on me with a mutual friend that she introduced to me as a long time platonic friend. Warning to all: If your girl tells you she hangs out with mostly guys because she "doesn't get along" with women, be vigilant, because guys don't hang out with girls just for the hell of it, and something will eventually give.

She broke up with me, saved face by getting with this dude immediately, broke up with him a few weeks after and rifled through several guys in the months after.

[robcguns]

I know! Who do you think was peeking out of the closet , furiously masturbating at the scene?

Hahahahhahah

[Walter Sobchak]

I know! Who do you think was peeking out of the closet , furiously masturbating at the scene?

I thought you were just an old fat naked retard with Parkinson's.....didn't realize you were flogging the dog.

[Howard]

I thought you were just an old fat naked retard with Parkinson's.....didn't realize you were flogging the dog.

 Sorry about squirting my jizz on the back of your head, but shit happens.

[Walter Sobchak]

Sorry about squirting my jizz on the back of your head, but shit happens.

Sorry Howard....I was actually the other guy fucking your wife, the guy at the other end of her, plowing her fat ass. The dude you tried to hump told me he was your dad?

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

Most people have sex with different partners even if they are married, its juts human nature.

best thing is to have more leverage by being good looking, rich, motivated...bitches like that. Most important thing is not give them the impression that you love them no matter what, then you are fucked.

Most of my gfs were mad in love with me cause i treated them like i didnt give a shit, but I have cash so that might have been a factor, lol.

[Howard]

months?

it's been 3 years since baby mama left and i'm still completely fucked up about it

still planning how i can get her back at the end

Dude, looky here.
Many moons ago, I actually walked in on my 1st wife in bed with 2 other dudes. 100% serious.
Trust me , that's take the wind out of your sails in a hurry.

I was in shock, then pissed off, then butt hurt, etc.

BUT, I kept my head and accepted my marriage was over.
I helped her pack and she went home to her family .
We were a lot younger and I was active duty USMC at the time.

A year of separation goes by and we reunite near her home.
In summary, we hooked up and had a great weekend , but she didn't want to be married to me.
She told me she'd file for the divorce in her home state, so I gave her some $$ to help cover the cost.

3 months go by and I don't get any divorce papers, so I call her up.
She claims she needed the $$ for car repairs, but if I sent her some more, she'd see a lawyer and file.
I was pissed off , but I calmly told her I'd take care of it in my state, AND DID.

18 mos after the divorce I met her (briefly) working out in a gym passing thru her home state.
She was dating a divorced guy with twin girls and was being mommy to them.

I had also moved on and was involved with the woman who would become my next wife.

Life goes on!

[light weight baby]

Dude, looky here.
Many moons ago, I actually walked in on my 1st wife in bed with 2 other dudes. 100% serious.
Trust me , that's take the wind out of your sails in a hurry.

I was in shock, then pissed off, then butt hurt, etc.

BUT, I kept my head and accepted my marriage was over.
I helped her pack and she went home to her family .
We were a lot younger and I was active duty USMC at the time.

A year of separation goes by and we reunite near her home.
In summary, we hooked up and had a great weekend , but she didn't want to be married to me.
She told me she'd file for the divorce in her home state, so I gave her some $$ to help cover the cost.

3 months go by and I don't get any divorce papers, so I call her up.
She claims she needed the $$ for car repairs, but if I sent her some more, she'd see a lawyer and file.
I was pissed off , but I calmly told her I'd take care of it in my state, AND DID.

18 mos after the divorce I met her (briefly) working out in a gym passing thru her home state.
She was dating a divorced guy with twin girls and was being mommy to them.

I had also moved on and was involved with the woman who would become my next wife.

Life goes on!

what the fuck man

talk about getting cucked

[Howard]

what the fuck man

talk about getting cucked

I was really upset because she did without telling me so I could watch from the closet. LOL not really.

I was 21 yrs old and in the USMC when that shit happened.
It sucked and I spent a few nights staring at ceiling wondering WTF and feeling butt hurt.

That weekend I met up with another marine  I hadn't seen  since boot camp.
It was a cool black dude named Trent and we'd established a tight bond from our Paris Island ordeal.
After some catching up I told him what happened.
He slowly shook his head, grabbed my shoulder and looking me straight in eye said;
" You have to let her go marine. I'm sorry , but you have to let her go."

I looked down and softly replied ; " I know, I know..."

It sucked , it hurt, but it didn't defeat me or sour me on woman or marriage.

Life goes on for those who get back up.
 

[The Italian Lifter]

They also seem to bounce back quicker.  Almost any relationship I've known that broke up, the women seems to move on faster than the man.  The man will wallow in self pity for months and a few days later the whore is already shacking up with another man.

words of wisdom, saw it happen many many times.
also myself, without my wife, I would be lost

[Man of Steel]

No, got married to a great woman and we have a great kiddo......now I have two females that adore me......way more that most ever have.

[Howard]

Sorry Howard....I was actually the other guy fucking your wife, the guy at the other end of her, plowing her fat ass. The dude you tried to hump told me he was your dad?

Considering  my dad died in 1988, I'd have to think it was YOUR dad?

FYI, I wasn't trying to hump anyone. My jizz flew thru the gap between the door and the closet wall I was hiding behind.

When my (ex) wife yelled ; " Fuk Walter, open up my fart locker."
I busted a nut like never before while singing:

" I don't care if I do die, do die. I only want to see the goo fly, goo fly."

[Howard]

No, got married to a great woman and we have a great kiddo......now I have two females that adore me......way more that most ever have.

Spoken like a mature man who knows what's important in life.

I sincerely respect any man who lives by the rules he believes in.
I know I'll miss out on some impactful moments by never having been a father.
I think YOUR attitude is the ONLY way to play it.

Embrace the situation and play by the rules without compromise.

God bless and Merry Christmas.

[Man of Steel]

Spoken like a mature man who knows what's important in life.

I sincerely respect any man who lives by the rules he believes in.
I know I'll miss out on some impactful moments by never having been a father.
I think YOUR attitude is the ONLY way to play it.

Embrace the situation and play by the rules without compromise.

God bless and Merry Christmas.

Thank you, exactly and right back at you!

[Howard]

You are the typical dumb human never satisfied with what you have, if you have somebody special you want meaningless sex, if you have meaningless sex you want somebody special, you are your own worst enemy.

" Woman ,can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."  

Those without  woman end up dating Mary Palm and her 5 sisters.

[BodyMachine]

They also seem to bounce back quicker.  Almost any relationship I've known that broke up, the women seems to move on faster than the man.  The man will wallow in self pity for months and a few days later the whore is already shacking up with another man.

Fucking truth. Dirty whores they are. I wonder if there has been a shift in behavior ever since the feminist movement, I'm willing to bet women weren't like this in the 50s

Women seem to have an easier time cheating and having no conscience about it.  Men are bred to feel guilty if they cheat but women will suck and fuck behind their husbands back and not feel one ounce of regret.  They justify it by digging up any stupid situation.  You can be 99% good to a women and that 1% is all they remember.  Conniving deceitful whores.

No doubt, fuck, they bring shit up from way back and never appreciate you.

Howard, yeah I agree, find a 6-7 out of 10 with decent brains. However, the career thing, while I typically am for, can go against you in that women get so empowered and wrapped up in their careers that they will fuck you over and neglect you over it

[Mr Anabolic]

" Woman ,can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."  

Weak, needy, beta males like you certainly can't.