Top 15 Democratic presidential candidates in 2020

[SOMEPARTS]

Honestly they need Tulsi. The more they talk the worse it gets for both Biden and Bernie. Biden can't beat Bernie because Bernie can still talk like he did 5 years ago....issues don't even matter if you can't get a sentence out. At some point the "mis-speaking" and "mis-remembering" that Biden does will not be spin-able and a 2 person debate is where it becomes obvious.

[JustPlaneJane]

DNC gonna DNC

New standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from next Democratic debate

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the
upcoming Arizona debate that will leave only the top two contenders on stage.

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) did not meet the single qualifying factor: earning at least 20 percent
of the delegates awarded as of March 15.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and former Vice President Joe Biden are the only candidates who have
qualified for the debate, which will be hosted by CNN and Univision on March 15 in Phoenix.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/486348-new-standards-eliminate-tulsi-gabbard-from-next-democratic-debate

February jobs report: U.S. adds a whopping 273K jobs, unemployment rate unexpectedly falls to 3.5% !!

[JustPlaneJane]

and Hildog won in 2016

Time for Hillary Clinton to drunkenly crawl out from under a rock to claim the candidacy at a brokered convention.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[polychronopolous]

Time for Hillary Clinton to drunkenly crawl out from under a rock to claim the candidacy at a brokered convention.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

An even scarier possibility is Biden wins and then checks out a few months later, leaving us with President Stacey Abrams.

[JustPlaneJane]

An even scarier possibility is Biden wins and then checks out a few months later, leaving us with President Stacey Abrams.

The possibility of Biden beating Trump is ZERO !

Stacey Abrams can continue to chew corn on the cob through a picket fence.

[Moontrane]

An even scarier possibility is Biden wins and then checks out a few months later, leaving us with President Stacey Abrams.

[Teutonic Knight 1]

From 15 to 2 

[Griffith]

Hope the democrats are mentally preparing themselves for another 4 years of Trump 

[Primemuscle]

Hope the democrats are mentally preparing themselves for another 4 years of Trump 

How does one do that? How do you prepare for a egomaniac who is also a liar and a cheat?

[Soul Crusher]

How does one do that? How do you prepare for a egomaniac who is also a liar and a cheat?

The same way the rest us did under Clinton and Obama.

[The Scott]

How does one do that? How do you prepare for a egomaniac who is also a liar and a cheat?

Sheesh...Calm down, tune into Netfux and re-watch "The Manholelorian".

FFS, you libs want to deny Americans the right to be Americans.  To like what they like.  To speak their mind rather than what you tell them to.  To protect themselves, their families and their properties.  To worship or not, as they see fit.  To say FUCK islime and laugh at cuckolds and shame the shit out of all of you for your filthy libtard ways.

And yeah..."Manholelorian" was fuckin' funny.  It takes wit to make sport of beings such as libs.  It doesn't take much to offend one or all of you.  You're not lemmings as lemmings just run off of cliffs.

You're a herd of gerbils.  We all know where gerbils go.

[chaos]

How does one do that? How do you prepare for a egomaniac who is also a liar and a cheat?

You're a democrat, liars and cheaters are all you know how to vote for.

[SOMEPARTS]

Press photo for the upcoming Sander v Biden debate.

[Teutonic Knight 1]

How does one do that? How do you prepare for a egomaniac who is also a liar and a cheat?

Ask Nancy 

[TheGrinch]

Press photo for the upcoming Sander v Biden debate.

LOL "the party of diversity"

[TheGrinch]

wooooshhh

ROFL!!


Satire... but probably did happen at some point..

Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/confused-biden-announces-he-is-dropping-out-of-race-endorses-joe-biden/

[Primemuscle]

Sheesh...Calm down, tune into Netfux and re-watch "The Manholelorian".

FFS, you libs want to deny Americans the right to be Americans.  To like what they like.  To speak their mind rather than what you tell them to.  To protect themselves, their families and their properties.  To worship or not, as they see fit.  To say FUCK islime and laugh at cuckolds and shame the shit out of all of you for your filthy libtard ways.

And yeah..."Manholelorian" was fuckin' funny.  It takes wit to make sport of beings such as libs.  It doesn't take much to offend one or all of you.  You're not lemmings as lemmings just run off of cliffs.

You're a herd of gerbils.  We all know where gerbils go.

Wow! It is so easy to get you going.

[SOMEPARTS]

Klobuchar seems to have slipped and insinuated that she is going to be VP.

[polychronopolous]

DNC Changes Debate Rules So Biden Can Sit Down




The Democratic National Committee (DNC), aided by CNN, appears to be changing the rules for the next Democratic presidential nominee debate again.

This time, apparently, so former vice president Joe Biden can sit down.

The most pertinent part of a POLITICO article about the Sanders and Biden camps clashing over the debate rules states:

The format for the next debate in Arizona — their first since Biden’s blowout Super Tuesday victories — would have the candidates seated for the first time this election cycle and take multiple questions from the audience. In the prior 10 debates, the candidates stood at lecterns and nearly all questions were asked by the professional moderators.

And while the Biden camp denies pressuring the DNC and CNN to allow Joe to take a load off, the Sanders camp outwardly objected to the rule change. Team Biden did not. Usually, in the murky world of backroom political deals, this means you’re in on it.

“Why does Joe Biden not want to stand toe-to-toe with Sen. Sanders on the debate stage March 15 and have an opportunity to defend his record and articulate his vision for the future?” quipped Jeff Weaver, Bernie Sanders’s senior adviser.

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/dnc-debate-rules-biden-sit-down/

[SOMEPARTS]

FDR didn't even have working legs and he stood up.  

Wonder what odds are that Bernie's ticker fails vs Biden forgetting where he is on stage?

[SOMEPARTS]

Meanwhile Biden gets heckled and says that nobody will be evicted when he is president.  

He also noted it was not a Trump rally, which is evident by the fact that there wasn't anybody there. 


https://www.yahoo.com/news/where-live-shouting-protesters-disrupt-024731659.html

[Moontrane]

DNC Changes Debate Rules So Biden Can Sit Down




The Democratic National Committee (DNC), aided by CNN, appears to be changing the rules for the next Democratic presidential nominee debate again.

This time, apparently, so former vice president Joe Biden can sit down.

The most pertinent part of a POLITICO article about the Sanders and Biden camps clashing over the debate rules states:

The format for the next debate in Arizona — their first since Biden’s blowout Super Tuesday victories — would have the candidates seated for the first time this election cycle and take multiple questions from the audience. In the prior 10 debates, the candidates stood at lecterns and nearly all questions were asked by the professional moderators.

And while the Biden camp denies pressuring the DNC and CNN to allow Joe to take a load off, the Sanders camp outwardly objected to the rule change. Team Biden did not. Usually, in the murky world of backroom political deals, this means you’re in on it.

“Why does Joe Biden not want to stand toe-to-toe with Sen. Sanders on the debate stage March 15 and have an opportunity to defend his record and articulate his vision for the future?” quipped Jeff Weaver, Bernie Sanders’s senior adviser.

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/dnc-debate-rules-biden-sit-down/

If it goes long, both Sanders and Biden will need pit crews to change their Depends in under ten seconds.

[Soul Crusher]

Skip to comments.

Here It Goes – DNC Says Joe Biden Needs Chair and Desk for Next Debate…
theconservativetreehouse .com ^ | 3/8/20 | sundance
Posted on 3/8/2020, 6:56:53 PM by a little elbow grease

..And it begins; right on cue.

The DNC and CNN collaborate to provide Joe Biden with his preferred comfort format for the next debate on March 15th between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. The Club knows Biden does best in debate formats when sitting down at a desk; just like the 2012 debate between Biden and Paul Ryan.

CNN is hosting the debate, and CNN is the most friendly control operation for the needs of the Club. So what happens… CNN and The Club agree to a small venue town hall format where Joe Biden will be sitting down at a desk to debate Bernie Sanders.

It is all predictable in the extreme:

(Politico) Bernie Sanders wants to stand up at the next debate — and his campaign is accusing Joe Biden of wanting to sit down.

After a private call Friday with CNN, which is moderating the March 15 debate with the Democratic National Committee, Sanders’ team balked at a new proposed format for debate, saying it gives his opponent Biden too much of a break in their first one-on-one face-off. Biden’s camp denied that it was pressing for a sit-down debate.

(snip) -- The “audience members” who ask questions will all be plants by the Club and CNN; and the Biden campaign will be provided all of the topics and questions well in advance to assist their rehearsal efforts just like they did for Hillary in 2016.

Wash-Rinse-Repeat.

(Excerpt) Read more at theconservativetreehouse .com ...

TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 3; alittlesear

[JustPlaneJane]

Klobuchar seems to have slipped and insinuated that she is going to be VP.

Amy Kockblocker couldn’t handle being VP at a Golden Corral in Canton, Michigan

[The Scott]

Wow! It is so easy to get you going.

No...Not really.  I have a sense of humor, even about myself.  I cannot run.  I have a low IQ.  I am a Conservative that doesn't own a gun because I cannot shoot for shit. 

And again, "The Manholelorian" is a superb play on "The Mandalorian".  In the event you cannot fathom what it is saying is Manda becomes Manhole and Manhole is like bunghole, aka, mangina, aka anus.  This brings to mind the term "gloryhole".

"Gloryholeian" is not nearly close enough to Mandalorian and so "The Manholelorian" it is. 

Humor so often escapes liberals but I have not given up all hope.  Yet.