Atheism Is Pure BS

[Parker]

Natty fella, doesn't even lift.

Delts overpowering arms and chest

[Powerlift66]

Religion and believing in some folklore is utter stupidity.  Complete utter stupidity.

This ^^

A childrens story book with talking snakes,immaculate conceptions, magic man in the sky 

[Little Billy]

This ^^

A childrens story book with talking snakes,immaculate conceptions, magic man in the sky 

Reality is not stupid simply because you lack the brains to comprehend it.

[Little Billy]

Evolution is random only for the idiots who doesn't understand the concept of it. For example, we know that intelligence is inheritable feature, so there is clear reason why children of technological societies are smarter than children from undeveloped societies. Why it is inheritable feature? Because of evolution, so that the species develops better survival capabilities. It is quite simple and not random at all.
   

There is no natural mechanism for species developing better survival capabilities since randomness does not accomplish wonders; you are living in a dream world. Creatures' ability to adapt was created by God and did not randomly evolve. Children of technological societies are smarter obviously because they benefit from better education. The inheritance of traits demonstrates that creatures reproduce only their own kind, which makes 'monkeys to men' evolution impossible. Sorry.

[Little Billy]

^^ billy is arguing against something that isn't there.

He thinks evolution means X.  Evolution actually means Y.  He discredits everybody who accepts the empirically proven theory because he assumes it is X, whereas in reality, it's fucking Y.

X and Y are not equal

You yet do not understand that the entire idea of evolution is that it is wholly random. Evolution is bullshit because the empirical evidence reveals that creatures ever reproduce their own kind. Nil evolutionary change multiplied by any number of successive generations equates to exactly zero evolution. Your fathers were humans, not monkeys. Science and mathematics combine to burst your evolutionary bubble.

[The Ugly]

"Lit-tle BilLEE's ...
                          Sweeet William now."

[Top Poodle]

You yet do not understand that the entire idea of evolution is that it is wholly random. Evolution is bullshit because the empirical evidence reveals that creatures ever reproduce their own kind. Nil evolutionary change multiplied by any number of successive generations equates to exactly zero evolution. Your fathers were humans, not monkeys. Science and mathematics combine to burst your evolutionary bubble.

see guys?

he's arguing Y.

nobody believes in Y.

lmao what a dolt.

[Kwon]

You yet do not understand that the entire idea of evolution is that it is wholly random. Evolution is bullshit because the empirical evidence reveals that creatures ever reproduce their own kind. Nil evolutionary change multiplied by any number of successive generations equates to exactly zero evolution. Your fathers were humans, not monkeys. Science and mathematics combine to burst your evolutionary bubblebutt.

[Little Billy]

see guys?

he's arguing Y.

nobody believes in Y.

lmao what a dolt.

What fools believe is irrelevant; I merely supply the facts. You are out of your league, son.

[Kwon]

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[Little Billy]

Someone please explain why evolutionists constantly spew Stupid.

[Kwon]

Zahra Elise

[The Ugly]

Someone please explain why evolutionists constantly spew Stupid.

Yes, total stupid spewers. You've established that evolution is nonsense, but you have yet to address this:

How do we now go about figuring out who or what designed everything?

Imagine you already have a creator in mind - because, like everyone else, you chose a god first, then worked your way backward - but it's now on you to provide evidence. Without spewing stupid, of course.

[Little Billy]

Yes, total stupid spewers. You've established that evolution is nonsense, but you have yet to address this:

Imagine you already have a creator in mind - because, like everyone else, you chose a god first, then worked your way backward - but it's now on you to provide evidence. Without spewing stupid, of course.

The Creator is obviously God. God's miraculous presence has been witnessed in the lives of many. Additionally, Scripture is amply attested by history, science, and archaeology.

[Top Poodle]

The Creator is obviously God. God's miraculous presence has been witnessed in the lives of many. Additionally, Scripture is amply attested by history, science, and archaeology.

troll confirmed 100%

[Little Billy]

troll confirmed 100%

Reality doth speak.

'In Hawaii a young man brought to Ruth and me his
grandmother, who was about eighty and blind. She
was from French speaking Switzerland, and her
mother tongue was French. Although I was not
conscious of having any great faith, Ruth and I began
to pray for her. Then, speaking in English, I
commanded the spirit of blindness to leave the
woman. After a few moments, the woman turned to
me and said in French, "le vous vois" ("I can see
you"). I was both amazed and delighted!'
-Derek Prince

[The Ugly]

The Creator is obviously God. God's miraculous presence has been witnessed in the lives of many. Additionally, Scripture is amply attested by history, science, and archaeology.

Sweet, we've narrowed it down to "God," a word designated for nearly 3,000 magical beings man has worshipped over time. Then Scripture with a big S, which often denotes the New Testament - so, Christianity.

Jesus, then.

The God you inherited from your country/culture, from your parents. The one that just so happens to make the most sense, right? "Amply attested by history, science, and archaeology," you say. Really, dude? Seriously, thought you had more. Started a thread, all those posts, then the lazy default to pop religion.

And we're all just supposed to assume you meant Christ - because, of course. That's how much thought you put into it.      
 

[Little Billy]

The Ugly, you are sorely mistaken. God is not a God of any culture but the true God; the Bible is pure fact.

"I know of no finding in archaeology that’s properly confirmed which is in opposition to the Scriptures. The Bible is the most accurate history textbook the world has ever seen."
- Dr Clifford Wilson, formerly director of the Australian Institute of Archaeology

[Top Poodle]

Sweet, we've narrowed it down to "God," a word designated for nearly 3,000 magical beings man has worshipped over time. Then Scripture with a big S, which often denotes the New Testament - so, Christianity.

Jesus, then.

The God you inherited from your country/culture, from your parents. The one that just so happens to make the most sense, right? "Amply attested by history, science, and archaeology," you say. Really, dude? Seriously, thought you had more. Started a thread, all those posts, then the lazy default to pop religion.

And we're all just supposed to assume you meant Christ - because, of course. That's how much thought you put into it.      
 

Dude, you're arguing with a guy who think he's annihilated the theory of evolution by pointing out that humans don't pop out of monkey vaginas as a whole.

[Little Billy]

Dude, you're arguing with a guy who think he's annihilated the theory of evolution by pointing out that humans don't pop out of monkey vaginas as a whole.

I annihilated the theory of evolution in two ways. First, randomness does not beget design, and second, monkeys and fish do not beget men. You have absolutely no argument against these universal realities, which is why you are compelled to fall back on nonsense.

[Top Poodle]

I annihilated the theory of evolution in two ways. First, randomness does not beget design, and second, monkeys and fish do not beget men. You have absolutely no argument against these universal realities, which is why you are compelled to fall back on nonsense.

I like your style.

Question:

1.  Do you know what "beget" means?

2.  What is my nonsense?

[Top Poodle]

Billy, do me a favor.

Open up Paint, and mark up this image by crossing out the things you don't agree with:



http://ritholtz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/animalsevolution_lg.jpeg

(link for high quality)

[Top Poodle]

Explain antibiotic resistance.

[Little Billy]

Billy, do me a favor.

Open up Paint, and mark up this image by crossing out the things you don't agree with:



http://ritholtz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/animalsevolution_lg.jpeg

(link for high quality)

I do not agree with the entire chart. The fact that creatures ever reproduce their own species renders any transmutation impossible. Do you understand me? The whole tree of life is bogus due to genetic laws of inheritance.

[Top Poodle]

I do not agree with the entire chart. The fact that creatures ever reproduce their own species renders any transmutation impossible. Do you understand me? The whole tree of life is bogus due to genetic laws of inheritance.

No, I swear to god, I don't understand you.  Part of me thinks you're a superb troll, another part thinks you're a gifted idiot, and no part takes you seriously.

If your son is shorter than you, his son shorter than him, his son shorter than him, so on and so forth, and that trait keeps getting passed down, people are shrinking, ten thousand years from now what will your descendants look like?

No other conflation going on.