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Spiderman Homecumming
« on: July 24, 2017, 06:28:44 AM »
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2017, 06:42:52 AM »
I think you mean it was forgetable. Not unforgettable.

Anyway, these non-stop Spiderman reboots have resulted in me no longer giving a single shit about Spiderman. They've assasinated the character and any interest in him.

And from what I've seen in trailers, this one does look like absolute shit.

Jew Hollywood is failing more often than not these days. Good.

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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2017, 06:44:41 AM »
I think you mean it was forgetable. Not unforgettable.

Anyway, these non-stop Spiderman reboots have resulted in me no longer giving a single shit about Spiderman. They've assasinated the character and any interest in him.

And from what I've seen in trailers, this one does look like absolute shit.

Jew Hollywood is failing more often than not these days. Good.

Yes, forgettable.  It was really boring.  I heard so much hype but I think it is more social media fake news bullshit.  The movie was not interesting at all.  Having to see that fat bloated version of John Favreau was disturbing.  I do have to admit that Gwenneth Paltrow looked hot as fuck.

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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2017, 06:52:09 AM »
Not sure how many spideys I've missed now.  I saw all of the one with Willem Dafoe, a slice of the one with the octapus dude, and part of one with an electrified black fella.  I'm sure they're very good films but they were made for someone who cares about Spiderman.  I'm unenthused.

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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2017, 06:56:53 AM »
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.

When I first saw it I enjoyed it, but after I've thought about it more, rewatched Raimi's Spiderman 2, rewatched Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spiderman I'm not AS impressed with Homecoming as I initially was. 

I agree that the Flash Thompson change was weak.  At first I didn't mind it, but as the film went on I was left with "who would be initimated by this little nobody?"

Don't mind the Mary Jane thing....her race is unimportant to the character; although, the Homecoming MJ doesn't resemble classic MJ at all....the other chick in the movie was much more classic MJ....guess that's how they chose to bridge that.

All in all, I didn't think Homecoming was terrible by any stretch....I enjoyed it.  Admittedly I didn't at all consider what you said about the turbines on the jet and on Vulture....that's interesting actually and a solid point.

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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 06:58:26 AM »
Saw it two weeks back. It was okay. Keaton was great as the villain but the rest of the film was fairly generic.  
Hollywood have run out of ideas so all they have now is endless reboots of comic book franchises.

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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2017, 06:59:06 AM »
When I first saw it I enjoyed it, but after I've thought about it more, rewatched Raimi's Spiderman 2, rewatched Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spiderman I'm not AS impressed with Homecoming as I initially was.  

I agree that the Flash Thompson change was weak.  At first I didn't mind it, but as the film went on I was left with "who would be initimated by this little nobody?"

Don't mind the Mary Jane thing....her race is unimportant to the character; although, the Homecoming MJ doesn't resemble classic MJ at all....the other chick in the movie was much more classic MJ....guess that's how they chose to bridge that.

All in all, I didn't think Homecoming was terrible by any stretch....I enjoyed it.  Admittedly I didn't at all consider what you said about the turbines on the jet and on Vulture....that's interesting actually and a solid point.

Even worse is that MJ isn't even Mary Jane but Michelle J.....  

It seemed that Peter was the only white kid that went to that school.

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2017, 07:02:19 AM »
Even worse is that MJ isn't even Mary Jane but Michelle J..... 

It seemed that Peter was the only kid that went to that school.

That's true.  I did chuckle at the Flash's repeat chants of "Penis Parker".  ;D

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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2017, 07:06:27 AM »
Best spider-man movie. But that isn't saying much. They all suck.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2017, 07:27:19 AM »
Best spider-man movie. But that isn't saying much. They all suck.

What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?

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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2017, 07:58:15 AM »
What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?
Never said their weren't any plotholes. Marvel involvement made it a passable Sony movie.
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2017, 08:22:14 AM »
I've been in and out of the Hollywood movie business most of my lifetime but still have no idea when it comers to good acting and bad acting on the silver screen,

As far as I could tell .... John Wayne was always John Wayne and Robert Downing,  Jr. always reminds of Robert Downing, Jr.

But when it comes to real live gatherings when family members and friends become someone or something other than who they really are .... it does manage to get amazing.

I honestly have found it impossible to do so myself. I can only be me when asked to be someone else ..... So, NOPE! That was not me in any of the Godfather series, nor the Rings, nor the Apes (because I was elsewhere when offered a part in the original), nor most any movie you have never seen before.(Not in front of the camera anyway.)

So with that having been said ....

What storyline or movie script would you like to see on that  silver screen which would satisfy you thoroughly.....  and what actors would you like to see involved as the principal players in that motion picture show?

Hell! You might even see your suggestion up there  on that silver screen someday! (I'll let you know beforehand.)

I'll do my best but promise NOTHING!




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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2017, 08:31:02 AM »
BTW ... Here is why we still see SPIDEY within a local theater within your neighborhood..... And your kid's kids may be seeing him too!

The cost to make all those Spidey movies ...$1,192,000,000

The worldwide profit as a result of making those  Spidey movies .....   $4,534,874,863   

Spidey laffs all the way to the bank!

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Re: Spiderman Homecumming
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2017, 08:43:57 AM »
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2017, 08:46:42 AM »
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.
yep, Spiderman is now a child....

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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2017, 08:49:36 AM »
The movie just felt like an extended version of the old 30 minute cartoons I used to watch as a kid except no Jonah Jamieson.  It just seemed flat from start to end.  Something didn't stand out as being a Big Summer movie.

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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2017, 09:12:03 AM »
Sorry he left the lycra baggy for you.

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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2017, 09:23:26 AM »
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.
no that is batman.

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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2017, 09:40:03 AM »
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.

spiderman does live in queens, if i recall correctly queens i the most ethnically diverse place on the planet. As for paki flash, i think the kid is italian(i think) but if you use stuyvesant hs(one of nyc's best specialized high school) it's about 80% minorities with the majority being asian\south asian. so yeah par for the course

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2017, 09:47:38 AM »
Here is the real spiderman I saw as a kid:



i'll pass on the tom holland high school spiderboy bullshit.

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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2017, 10:15:58 AM »
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LOL!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha.

Hi Peter North.  :D

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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2017, 01:30:02 PM »
What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?

wait till they cast

amadeus cho(chinese hulk)
riri williams(black lesbian iron man)
kamala khan(muslim captain marvel)
and miles morales(spanish\black spiderman)

you're gonna blow a gasket

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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2017, 07:26:48 AM »
and somebody keep making these dumb ass Spiderman movies.....I'm sure there is an audience outhere that keeps on watching them....and what is the next spiderman movie title?...."Spiderman, Reborn" ...."Spiderman, the adolescent years"..."Spiderman, unlimited"

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Re: Spiderman Homecumming
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2017, 07:43:10 AM »
Most "diverse" and "PC" Spoderman movie ever.

Not like it's crammed into our retinas already with this diversity in all current media these days.
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2017, 07:55:22 AM »
Most "diverse" and "PC" Spoderman movie ever.

Not like it's crammed into our retinas already with this diversity in all current media these days.

All media/movies has turned into a PC propaganda shit show.  They really started ramping it up in the mid-90's with gay characters on TV shows.  It's totally out of control now.  The sad thing is... the snowflakes and those under 30 are already conditioned/brainwashed and don't even realize what's happening.