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can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« on: October 18, 2017, 01:54:30 PM »
for quite a while, I walked right past the 5 dollar chickens at costco, just wasn't into them anymore. but I started eating a lot of just steak and rice, and chicken and rice. so one day I picked up a 5 dollar chicken, and came home and got the rice cooker going and
carved up that bad boy, (just the white meat) and got three meals of chicken and rice out of it. I'm able to put any sauce on it, so I switch it around. so now I'm eating at least 2 5 dollar chickens from costco a week.  and the two little dogs get some of the dark meat, so every one is happy.
its not that I'm cheap, which I am, but it tastes pretty good, its easy, and theres no cleanup.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2017, 01:59:58 PM »
Thanks for the interesting story.
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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2017, 02:03:53 PM »
I hope you know thats at least $10 a week on chicken....

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2017, 02:07:53 PM »
Try the $5 Costco Paxil. Thank me later

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2017, 02:09:43 PM »
Wasn't you that fat ass who was crying  about his fat ass?

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2017, 02:15:21 PM »
I'm not fat anymore. Just husky. Thanks for asking 8)

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2017, 02:17:07 PM »
But I still have old man stinky balls

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2017, 02:21:45 PM »
for $35 a week it's the best source of protein

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2017, 10:56:59 PM »
...carved up that bad boy, (just the white meat) and got three meals of chicken and rice out of it...

Why not the legs and wings?

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2017, 11:31:11 PM »
for quite a while, I walked right past the 5 dollar chickens at costco, just wasn't into them anymore. but I started eating a lot of just steak and rice, and chicken and rice. so one day I picked up a 5 dollar chicken, and came home and got the rice cooker going and
carved up that bad boy, (just the white meat) and got three meals of chicken and rice out of it. I'm able to put any sauce on it, so I switch it around. so now I'm eating at least 2 5 dollar chickens from costco a week.  and the two little dogs get some of the dark meat, so every one is happy.
its not that I'm cheap, which I am, but it tastes pretty good, its easy, and theres no cleanup.

I pity USA. They cant stop eating. Pathetic.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2017, 06:36:15 AM »
Sometimes once I ate some chicken, verified, agreed...

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2017, 06:40:09 AM »
You can alternate with the $5 costco chicken, $5 subway footlong and the $5 KFC Box.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2017, 06:43:38 AM »
Quite riveting isn't it?  ;D

I couldn't put my phone down.
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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2017, 06:57:44 AM »
Alpha method :


Buy a 5lb frozen boneless skinless breats from walmart


Cook it


Save cash and develop culinary skills for YOURSELF

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2017, 07:09:01 AM »
how much does the barbeque sauce cost you?

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2017, 07:10:30 AM »
for quite a while, I walked right past the 5 dollar chickens at costco, just wasn't into them anymore. but I started eating a lot of just steak and rice, and chicken and rice. so one day I picked up a 5 dollar chicken, and came home and got the rice cooker going and
carved up that bad boy, (just the white meat) and got three meals of chicken and rice out of it. I'm able to put any sauce on it, so I switch it around. so now I'm eating at least 2 5 dollar chickens from costco a week.  and the two little dogs get some of the dark meat, so every one is happy.
its not that I'm cheap, which I am, but it tastes pretty good, its easy, and theres no cleanup.

I bought a new toothbrush and tried some new toothpaste.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2017, 07:11:36 AM »
I bought a new toothbrush and tried some new toothpaste.
Update pics now! Before and after!

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2017, 07:13:22 AM »
I bought a new toothbrush and tried some new toothpaste.

please dont tell me you fell for one of those claiming to whitening your teeth

they dont work

my teeth are still green as ever

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2017, 07:15:14 AM »
please dont tell me you fell for one of those claiming to whitening your teeth

they dont work

my teeth are still green as ever

nah, just tried some Colgate with mint!!

it's ah-ight.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2017, 07:16:16 AM »
oh yeah I also purchased $1500 in soiled posing trunks.....pair 84 going on head now!

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2017, 07:50:55 AM »
for quite a while, I walked right past the 5 dollar chickens at costco, just wasn't into them anymore. but I started eating a lot of just steak and rice, and chicken and rice. so one day I picked up a 5 dollar chicken, and came home and got the rice cooker going and
carved up that bad boy, (just the white meat) and got three meals of chicken and rice out of it. I'm able to put any sauce on it, so I switch it around. so now I'm eating at least 2 5 dollar chickens from costco a week.  and the two little dogs get some of the dark meat, so every one is happy.
its not that I'm cheap, which I am, but it tastes pretty good, its easy, and theres no cleanup.

You can't beat those chickens.  When you're through with it, throw it into a stock pot, fill with water (and seasonings like salt, pepper, carrot, celery, onion, thyme, bayleaf) simmer for a couple hours for stock to cook your rice in.
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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2017, 12:07:07 PM »
You can't beat those chickens.  When you're through with it, throw it into a stock pot, fill with water (and seasonings like salt, pepper, carrot, celery, onion, thyme, bayleaf) simmer for a couple hours for stock to cook your rice in.

...then pop out and go and pick up some cigarette stumps and get all the tobacco out of them to make your own roll ups...

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2017, 12:15:02 PM »
You can't beat those chickens.  When you're through with it, throw it into a stock pot, fill with water (and seasonings like salt, pepper, carrot, celery, onion, thyme, bayleaf) simmer for a couple hours for stock to cook your rice in.

You don't throw nothing away .

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2017, 12:15:37 PM »
...then pop out and go and pick up some cigarette stumps and get all the tobacco out of them to make your own roll ups...

Everyone knows the trick to this is standing outside hospitals, and other buildings where there's a lot of waiting, but no smoking inside.  Lot of good half used smokes tossed away. You can also augment this by checking the vending machines and payphones for forgotten change.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2017, 12:16:12 PM »
Everyone knows the trick to this is standing outside hospitals, and other buildings where there's a lot of waiting, but no smoking inside.  Lot of good half used smokes tossed away. You can also augment this by checking the vending machines and payphones for forgotten change.

sounds like an early retirement plan...