- Barry DeMey in Hawaii, 1986. Huge to a kid, looked like a movie star.
- Barbarian Bros @ Pasadena club, late '80s. Thick as fuck in their flannels, especially sideview.
- Birdsong @ West Covina Jack LaLanne's, late '80s. Cartoony midget, all wide and lumpy.
- Vic Richards @ eatery, early '90s. Big, obviously, but I was maybe immune by then. No jawdrop.
Hans Hopstaken was by far the most shredded in person, saw him daily @ Foothill Gym. Like a ghoulish anatomy chart.