You will not be able to move up to the "master trainer" title with 7 DUI's sorry. So you'll never make more than 30 bucks an hour.
LoLkeep'em coming. Show us how clueless a human being can be.
I wasn't joking when I said I believe you're either Autistic or you have Asperger's, which is a contributing factor with your inability to comprehend that I can charge $100 an hour the whole the stopwatch and train housewives with a jump rope, a kettlebell, and a medicine ball... All without spending another $600 to put MFT on my business cards.
You know there's some obese black woman on this board who has tits that look like cucumbers and shapeless blobs for arms that spent that extra $600 so he could put an MFT behind his name because without spending that extra $600 you would never and your life believe he even had a gym membership. Hell you can even get an Associates Degree LGBT studies as a straight man, or. Certificate in the study of human sexuality from Drexel without ever seeing a woman naked in real life much less having any first hand sexual experience... same goes for obese people with tuber-tits, and have never ever ever in their life been below 25% body fat with Certified Sports Nutrition credentials.