funny past getbiggers

[NelsonMuntz]

this mass04 guy was hilarious, had some real gems

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The skipper was a Mighty Mexican,
As brave as he was short,
Nine passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny midget was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless Coach,
The sticky studs would be washed, the studs would be washed.

The ship set ground on the shore of this unchartered desert isle
With the Coach
Rush Limbaugh, too
baseball mom, and more ex-wives
an ex MMA star
Hannity and Palin
Here on Coach's isle.

8 people on the bigcyp group account. wow.

The only thing that has been worked by 8 guys at once, is you, tthongz.

MattC, at the time of this video, barefoot at approximately 5:09am EST time was 5'9.37245". That night at 7:49 EST, due to the stress of his 25lb flyes, herniating 4 disks due to deadlifting, sitting at his computer camming with Frank McGrath, and his bouffant deflating, his height was approximately 5'9.23861".

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Adrain claims natural, what a lying queer
His drug tests dirtier than tbombzs underwear
Giving out advice to noobs, he grabs a pen
He forgets to mention he runs GH and tren
Benching 405 eating cookies and cream
This ebony liar is a schmoes wet dream

Who would you rather be the father of? The 141lb poindexter using his community college tuition to be dominated by the 31 inch legs of a chick more hung than he is, or the 210lb she-beast who gets paid $50 to piledrive some guy in a cheap motel room, to afford her next testosterone injection?

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

Re: Dorian Yates is the greatest bodybuilder I've ever seen

 

haha ok, "A Homosexual" you seem like the type of guy that storms into his local library and starts to yell at the 79 year old librarian, "I checked out this book, Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, took it home, and didn't see one hairy chest, studded leather biker hat, handlebar moustache, or 6 hairy thighs wrapped in a ménage a trois!" Gayer than apple pie flavored gum.

You'll have to excuse, Basile. He's a little jaded about bodybuilding. In his day, private posing sessions were a nickel, dianabol was a quarter, and you still had enough left over to fix a Mr. Canada contest and buy one of Arnold's soiled thongs.

Ozymandias  by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)


I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Vince Basile is a creepy schmoe
When the kids see his white van
in the house they go
Spouting theories no one reads
everyone is sickened by his homosexual deeds
Crashing funerals and functions
he's always hated
He won't rest until his love for Goodrum is consummated.

[Army of One]

mass 04 was so funny that I still find it hard to believe he is American.No offence to Americans, but thats a sense of humour only the Brits can usually pull off.

[Kwon]

LOL mass 04 was definitely one of the squad!

[Coach is Back!]

Hahaha, I don't remember this but that was awesome 

[SF1900]

Mass04 skit about the Mayor of Bodybuilding:

The Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Mayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?

[SF1900]

Another one:

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"

[ratherbebig]

just a bunch of gay jokes

how original

[NelsonMuntz]

and this one, the original thread was deleted

"
Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started"

[NelsonMuntz]

The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor."  Many dreams were shattered that day.

[NelsonMuntz]

still a present GB but a funny one

*an in shape man and woman run past at the park*
Timmy-"gee dad, check out the buns on that!"
Gayor-"yes son, very tight,diamond calves, detailed hams, solid glutes, a little soft but still..,he must work out"
*long silence*
Timmy-" ....dad...all the kids at school call me homo"
Gayor-"I used to get that son, then I found bodybuilding and now all my new friends at the Olympia after party love me"
Timmy-" no dad, they call me homo because of you..... why do you post on an internet forum that you like muscular men?what's a white towel? why do you have Las Vegas hotel receipts in a different name? Who's Chick?
Gayor-* long sigh*"when a man reaches a certain age Timmy, he starts realising that there are certain activities he had been holding back on doing, you know son, kind of like you are now starting to like girls"
Timmy-" Is that why Mom got angry and moved in the spare bedroom after she threw out that long, black, rubber thing she found in your tool shed, that was signed with the name 'Kai'?"
Gayor-"Kind of son, but your mom was right to do that, I don't hold it against her, everyone makes mistakes, she forgave me the first time"
Timmy-" that's a relief, I was getting worried about telling you I accidently deleted the 200gb password encrypted folder on your hard drive named 'room 7'"
Gayor-"NOO!!!!!!"

[Rambone]

Another one:

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"

Hahaha I remember that one

[Royalty]

just a bunch of gay jokes

how original

Yes, I was thinking the same thing.


When a message board regularly obsesses over the past, or overly romanticizes the past... The message board is in a death phase.

[chaos]

Over the last decade tons of people have come and gone from getbig. Social media platforms are partially to blame for the "good old days" going away.

[ratherbebig]

if people didnt have the good ol days to talk about, there would be nothing to talk about

[Zillotch]

just a bunch of gay jokes

how original

x2

genuinely funny shit on this site generally happens by accident... cuz competent comedy requires more brain cells than r available to those attempting to b 'funny'.

[NelsonMuntz]

the funniest part of this thread is the angry in the closet homosexuals who come into threads like this to complain about threads like this.

seriously if you dont give a shit, dont comment. go back to the racist and political threads that are so on topic here

[NelsonMuntz]

if people didnt have the good ol days to talk about, there would be nothing to talk about

perhaps we should just stick to what you know best, such as never getting 18 inch arms, fucking aids ridden african women and fathering then ignoring dead baby fetuses

[funk51]

 

[Croatch]

thanks for the use of the account earlier funk

you know who was a funny guy on here? Orrrrrrr he was an asshole, it was an either or with him, no in between

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[ratherbebig]

the funniest part of this thread is the angry in the closet homosexuals who come into threads like this to complain about threads like this.

seriously if you dont give a shit, dont comment. go back to the racist and political threads that are so on topic here

meltdown

[wes]

Mass04 was the man.

[NelsonMuntz]

meltdown

thanks for giving away your gimmick

[werewolf operative]

[The Italian Lifter]

I've always find Tito24 very amusing.
He used to post hilarious and completely out of context pics in every thread. Man he was funny as hell.
Don't know if still posts under another name

[Rambone]

What ever happened to Roger Bacon