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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2550 on: November 02, 2021, 12:56:34 PM »
Rocky is a Serval cat. They weigh around 25 lbs. in the wild they eat small birds and rodents. Do you suppose he ate the neighbor's pet mice and parakeets, and frogs.

I'm not sure they're worried it about eating things, but rather it mauling other cats and dogs. Servals tend to bite at the face and neck to drag things down, they also kick off rather hard with their back feet. Is it the worse thing in the World? No, but I could see being annoyed by a semi-feral cat roaming around.

Brian is still goofed on about it till this day -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

" Hundreds of comments ensued, full of jokes and “can I have some of what you’re smoking?” along with a few people who thought maybe they saw the monkey too. And plenty of comments mentioned Martins Point resident Brian Hankins, the owner of Rocky the runaway African serval cat, who hasn’t been back home on the Outer Banks since 2018.

Naturally folks wanted to know if Hankins might’ve gotten himself a monkey? But his girlfriend weighed in on the comment thread to say the monkey isn’t his. "


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2551 on: November 02, 2021, 01:01:02 PM »
I'm not sure they're worried it about eating things, but rather it mauling other cats and dogs. Servals tend to bite at the face and neck to drag things down, they also kick off rather hard with their back feet. Is it the worse thing in the World? No, but I could see being annoyed by a semi-feral cat roaming around.

Brian is still goofed on about it till this day -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

" Hundreds of comments ensued, full of jokes and “can I have some of what you’re smoking?” along with a few people who thought maybe they saw the monkey too. And plenty of comments mentioned Martins Point resident Brian Hankins, the owner of Rocky the runaway African serval cat, who hasn’t been back home on the Outer Banks since 2018.

Naturally folks wanted to know if Hankins might’ve gotten himself a monkey? But his girlfriend weighed in on the comment thread to say the monkey isn’t his. "

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2552 on: November 02, 2021, 01:04:51 PM »
Rocky is a Serval cat. They weigh around 25 lbs. in the wild they eat small birds and rodents. Do you suppose he ate the neighbor's pet mice and parakeets, and frogs.

Check out this guy, lol. On first name terms with Brian's cat.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2553 on: November 02, 2021, 01:54:20 PM »
Get back in here Hankins.

5 mile walk

Arm workout bis and tris supersetted
DB curls-3 sets 12-20 with reverse grip push downs 20s
Hammers- 3 sets 20s with overhead cable extensions 25s
DB 21s- 3 sets with decline skulls 15s
W curls- 3 sets 10s with cable kickbacks 15s
Ez bar curls 3 sets 25s with NGB 3 sets 20-25s.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2554 on: November 02, 2021, 02:01:06 PM »
Training on more abbreviated routine as need to keep weekends free as desperately need house finished

Trained push
Paused incline barbell press - warmups plus one set to failure with 1 drop set
Press behind neck - 2 sets to failure
One arm cable fly - 2 x failure
Paused close grip decline - 2 x f
Lateral raise - rest pause set
Dual rope tri pushdown - 1 set to failure + several drop sets
Incline dumbbell ext - 2 sets to failure

Enjoying shorter workouts at minute, nagging pain in right elbow gone away as added bonus

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2555 on: November 02, 2021, 02:19:25 PM »
I have a hunch Bhanky is telling the truth about his 6 court cases.

The guy is a headcase.  Somewhere along the line he went off the diving board into deep water.

Getbig tried to save him with tough love but he rejected us.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2556 on: November 02, 2021, 02:24:22 PM »
I have a hunch Bhanky is telling the truth about his 6 court cases.

The guy is a headcase.  Somewhere along the line he went off the diving board into deep water.

Getbig tried to save him with tough love but he rejected us.

If he gets convicted and the prison gym has a squat rack do we still get our video of the 405 pound squat?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2557 on: November 02, 2021, 02:38:52 PM »
after great warmup and stretching

6 sets of deadlifts
3 sets of wide grip pulldown
3 sets of 1 arm rows
5 sets of shrugs

I have all of hankys neighbours contact info----Ill give a couple of them a call and see what they have to say about him
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2558 on: November 02, 2021, 02:58:57 PM »
Let the games beginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2559 on: November 02, 2021, 03:08:43 PM »
Let the games beginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

LOLOL Bhanks going to beat his ex wife even more after he sees this.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2560 on: November 02, 2021, 03:18:58 PM »
our boy has 2 court cases coming up in December
 DARE     HANKINS,BRIAN,WOOD,HEALY     12/12     12/09/2021     0002     AM    21CR703854     J422281
 DARE     HANKINS,BRIAN,WOOD,HEALY     12/12     12/10/2021     0002     AM    21CR705101     472H390
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2561 on: November 02, 2021, 03:22:10 PM »
 Arrest Location The LBPD arrested Brian Wood HANKINS, age 42. Of Kitty Hawk, NC on two outstanding warrants for violations of a Protection from Abuse Order. On 07/30/2020, the protected party reported that HANKINS sent numerous text message to them in violation of the Protection from Abuse Order. Police subsequently obtained an arrest warrant from HANKINS based upon these allegations. On 08/05/2020, the protected party again reported that HANKINS sent numerous text messages to them in violation of the Protection from Abuse Order. Police subsequently obtained another arrest warrant from HANKINS based upon these allegations. On 08/07/2020 at around 3:02pm, Deputies from the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office took HANKINS into custody on the warrants. Custody of HANKINS was then turned over to LBPD officers who transported him to Magisterial District Judge Miller’s Office for arraignment. HANKINS was subsequently released on $4,000 unsecured bail. HANKINS will be scheduled for further court proceedings. HANKINS is presumed innocent.

Sourced via CRIMEWATCH®: https://lancaster.crimewatchpa.com/lititzpd/11450/arrests/hankins-brian-wood-indirect-criminal-contempt


North Carolina State Prison Inmate Details for HANKINS, BRIAN HANKINS
BRIAN HANKINS
Offender Number:    0770002                                         
Probation/Parole/Post Release Status:    ACTIVE
Gender:    MALE
Race:    WHITE
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2562 on: November 02, 2021, 03:30:19 PM »
Arrest Location The LBPD arrested Brian Wood HANKINS, age 42. Of Kitty Hawk, NC on two outstanding warrants for violations of a Protection from Abuse Order. On 07/30/2020, the protected party reported that HANKINS sent numerous text message to them in violation of the Protection from Abuse Order. Police subsequently obtained an arrest warrant from HANKINS based upon these allegations. On 08/05/2020, the protected party again reported that HANKINS sent numerous text messages to them in violation of the Protection from Abuse Order. Police subsequently obtained another arrest warrant from HANKINS based upon these allegations. On 08/07/2020 at around 3:02pm, Deputies from the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office took HANKINS into custody on the warrants. Custody of HANKINS was then turned over to LBPD officers who transported him to Magisterial District Judge Miller’s Office for arraignment. HANKINS was subsequently released on $4,000 unsecured bail. HANKINS will be scheduled for further court proceedings. HANKINS is presumed innocent.

Sourced via CRIMEWATCH®: https://lancaster.crimewatchpa.com/lititzpd/11450/arrests/hankins-brian-wood-indirect-criminal-contempt


North Carolina State Prison Inmate Details for HANKINS, BRIAN HANKINS
BRIAN HANKINS
Offender Number:    0770002                                         
Probation/Parole/Post Release Status:    ACTIVE
Gender:    MALE
Race:    WHITE


A fine upstanding citizen of society we have


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2563 on: November 02, 2021, 03:33:22 PM »

A fine upstanding citizen of society we have

yes, this is the guy who claims all his charges got "expunged" and he doesnt have a record
the level of lies he goes to is wild.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2564 on: November 02, 2021, 04:08:01 PM »
Wow, this was wrestling champ, BJJ champ, army general and never convicted of a crime.

Also natural.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2565 on: November 02, 2021, 05:54:04 PM »
Was Bhanky actually married to his baby momma?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2566 on: November 02, 2021, 05:56:09 PM »
Was Bhanky actually married to his baby momma?

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one of his connections in my intelius file is a woman close to his age, Im wondering if she is the ex/bay momma but i never dove into it. I could check it out
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2567 on: November 02, 2021, 05:56:50 PM »
unsure
one of his connections in my intelius file is a woman close to his age, Im wondering if she is the ex/bay momma but i never dove into it. I could check it out

No reply from Emily yet?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2568 on: November 02, 2021, 06:00:31 PM »
Wow, this was wrestling champ, BJJ champ, army general and never convicted of a crime.

Also natural.

You forgot 150 foot deep free diver, dirt track racer, snowboard expert, powerboat captain, MMA fighter, 19" neck, 4% bodyfat, Denny's champion eater, exciter of wimmen in restaurants, MBA, CFA, ski area condo owner, Corvette owner, Porche owner, Harley Davidson owner, Million dollar home owner, baby arm size penis owner, private school graduate, 220 lbs, blood pisser, 10 times a day sh*tter, anorexic, throws up every morning, adamantium bolts in knees, knee operations, 405 squatter for reps,  350 bencher, shoulder surgeries, GH hands,...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2569 on: November 02, 2021, 06:05:26 PM »
No reply from Emily yet?

nope no read notification either
you know bhanky isnt gonna let some retarded canadian run him off the board, simply not happening, his ego is too big

Id lay odds he has to go serve some time for one of his many crimes, and his excuse was what he said.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2570 on: November 02, 2021, 06:06:06 PM »
You forgot 150 foot deep free diver, dirt track racer, snowboard expert, powerboat captain, MMA fighter, 19" neck, 4% bodyfat, Denny's champion eater, exciter of wimmen in restaurants, MBA, CFA, ski area condo owner, Corvette owner, Porche owner, Million dollar home owner, baby arm size penis owner, private school graduate, 220 lbs, ...

Approaching slacker levels of accomplishment:

UPDATED FOR 2011

I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.

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I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really.  Please feel free to add any missing information.

Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”

Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps

Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league

Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs


Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating

Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
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slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will.  On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.

By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.

slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2571 on: November 02, 2021, 06:07:48 PM »
Approaching slacker levels of accomplishment:

was the real identity of slacker outed?
I ask cause a fair amount of those are similar to what Walter Sobchak says he has done
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2572 on: November 02, 2021, 06:09:03 PM »
was the real identity of slacker outed?
I ask cause a fair amount of those are similar to what Walter Sobchak says he has done

I don't think so but not sure, it was quite a while ago.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2573 on: November 02, 2021, 06:12:43 PM »
You forgot 150 foot deep free diver, dirt track racer, snowboard expert, powerboat captain, MMA fighter, 19" neck, 4% bodyfat, Denny's champion eater, exciter of wimmen in restaurants, MBA, CFA, ski area condo owner, Corvette owner, Porche owner, Million dollar home owner, baby arm size penis owner, private school graduate, 220 lbs, ...


hahaha,

i forgot about his free diving skills and ability to hold his breath longer than navy seals.

Lets not all forget he has accomplished all these feats while battling anorexia.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #2574 on: November 02, 2021, 06:18:49 PM »

hahaha,

i forgot about his free diving skills and ability to hold his breath longer than navy seals.

Lets not all forget he has accomplished all these feats while battling anorexia.

Darn!  Forgot about the ailments.

Will edit above post.  Thanks!