I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[Dave D]

Mother fuckers would have heart attacks after 2 runs trying to keep up with me snowboarding at speed takes a lot of energy you are absolutely winded as hell at the bottom of a run

Exactly!

You are in elite physical condition!

Jamie is in trouble!

[Soul Crusher]

Ha ha ha

[keanu]

Mother fuckers would have heart attacks after 2 runs trying to keep up with me snowboarding at speed takes a lot of energy you are absolutely winded as hell at the bottom of a run

  You have the best physique at the resort no doubt. Too bad the jacket hide the 19 inch guns.

[Hulkotron]

The athletes with the highest VO2maxes are generally considered to be cross-country skiers, cyclists, and marathon runners.  I would imagine the “scientists” haven’t studied snowboarders though.

[webstar]

Mother fuckers would have heart attacks after 2 runs trying to keep up with me snowboarding at speed takes a lot of energy you are absolutely winded as hell at the bottom of a run

Let me guess you are going down double black Diamond hills too right?

Lying drug addict with a turkey neck and double chin.

If you were actually snowboarding you would post a pic of your gear, bindings etc.

Mother fucker is tubing down the hill acting like he’s an athlete. This is the same person who got beat down by Clegg who is shaped like a bowling pin.

[Walter Sobchak]

Any nudes?   Asking for Wes.  Old man will fap to anything nowadays.

Yeah I got nudes, tons of them. How many do you need?

I’ll ask my Amazon Prime driver if she has any when I see her next.

[ChristopherA]

Mother fuckers would have heart attacks after 2 runs trying to keep up with me snowboarding at speed takes a lot of energy you are absolutely winded as hell at the bottom of a run

LoL no you aren't. Your cardio is shit

[ChristopherA]

I'm in the Northeast and have skied and snowboarded my whole life. Saying you're winded after one run is absolutely laughable. Wonder how many accidents Bhanky has had on the mountain and shit in his snowsuit

[hench]

You must be doing it wrong then 

I'm in the Northeast and have skied and snowboarded my whole life. Saying you're winded after one run is absolutely laughable. Wonder how many accidents Bhanky has had on the mountain and shit in his snowsuit

[Rambone]

I'm in the Northeast and have skied and snowboarded my whole life. Saying you're winded after one run is absolutely laughable. Wonder how many accidents Bhanky has had on the mountain and shit in his snowsuit

You’d be winded too if your homeostasis was at 100 beats per minute

[SF1900]

I'm in the Northeast and have skied and snowboarded my whole life. Saying you're winded after one run is absolutely laughable. Wonder how many accidents Bhanky has had on the mountain and shit in his snowsuit

You are clearly not doing it correctly like my man, BHANKS.

[ChristopherA]

You’d be winded too if your homeostasis was at 100 beats per minute

That's twice the heart rate of an Olympic runner. Does that mean he's twice as good?

[Hulkotron]

DJT I believe said that you only have so many heartbeats and don’t want to use them all up too fast.

[IroNat]

Bhanky,
You just started your new job.
How did you get a week off already?
Best regards,
Ironat - President Bhanky Fan Club

[bhank]

yeah like you would have a heart attack doing Soul Crushers non stop sled and assault bike workout....just kidding Brian obviously you know best.

There is no such thing as an assault bike you are not storming the Normandy beaches on a shcwinn 10 speed

Also I am snowboarding for fun you do fun activities for cardiovascular you don’t do that shit in a gym on a piece of equipment huge difference snowboarding cool mountain biking cool swimming cool surfing cool walking the beach cool. Using cardio equipment at a gym lame

[The Scott]

Bhanky,
You just started your new job.
How did you get a week off already?

Have you not  heard?   No matter where he be, he be bhanky.  And bhanky is  his OWN Boss.   

[ChristopherA]

There is no such thing as an assault bike you are not storming the Normandy beaches on a shcwinn 10 speed

Also I am snowboarding for fun you do fun activities for cardiovascular you don’t do that shit in a gym on a piece of equipment huge difference snowboarding cool mountain biking cool swimming cool surfing cool walking the beach cool. Using cardio equipment at a gym lame

That's why you're in such poor cardiovascular health. You put no effort into it. You stroll down the beach here and there. You're winded after a single run down the mountain.  Pathetic

[Dave D]

There is no such thing as an assault bike you are not storming the Normandy beaches on a shcwinn 10 speed

Also I am snowboarding for fun you do fun activities for cardiovascular you don’t do that shit in a gym on a piece of equipment huge difference snowboarding cool mountain biking cool swimming cool surfing cool walking the beach cool. Using cardio equipment at a gym lame

Assault bikes are as real as dumbbells or kettle bells or trap bars.

Do you think trap bars are used for live game trapping?

[ThisisOverload]

Mother fuckers would have heart attacks after 2 runs trying to keep up with me snowboarding at speed takes a lot of energy you are absolutely winded as hell at the bottom of a run

Not at Snowshoe bro.

Don't be silly.

Those are all bunny slopes.

But then again, you are completely out of "shape" so i bet you are winded after going down a green.

[ThisisOverload]

I'm in the Northeast and have skied and snowboarded my whole life. Saying you're winded after one run is absolutely laughable. Wonder how many accidents Bhanky has had on the mountain and shit in his snowsuit

The slopes he is on are laughable.

I've skied Snowshoe a dozen times.

Bunny slopes.

[SF1900]

Bhanky,
You just started your new job.
How did you get a week off already?
Best regards,
Ironat - President Bhanky Fan Club

My man BHANKS got employee of the month 3 months in a row.

[Krankenstein]

  You have the best physique at the resort no doubt. Too bad the jacket hide the 19 inch guns.

Pure iron-age here

[webstar]

That's why you're in such poor cardiovascular health. You put no effort into it. You stroll down the beach here and there. You're winded after a single run down the mountain.  Pathetic

This is the same idiot who puked on himself driving.

He claims he is a master snowboarder aka Shaun White yet he’s huffing and puffing tubing.

Godda love the goggles for going down tube to make it look like you’re snowboarding.

Bhanky knows all the photo shop/ photo tricks.

[ThisisOverload]

Pure iron-age here

Thought that was Arnold for a minute.

[Never1AShow]

My son-in-law made reservations for a family Christmas day dinner at Benihana. I ordered filet mignon rare with scallops. The chef asked me if I wanted it 'blue' to which I replied, rare. It was delicious and almost as bloody as the roast beef in your photo. -Guess you and I are both carnivores.

Every day at least 4-5 pages of quality entertainment to catch up on at days end.  Were the scallops wrapped around bacon?