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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27025 on: February 20, 2023, 11:59:32 AM »


Hankys got a bad case of Dunlops Disease going on.....his belly done lopped over his beltline.  :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27026 on: February 20, 2023, 12:03:38 PM »


Hankys got a bad case of Dunlops Disease going on.....his belly done lopped over his beltline.  :D
A case of the dickdo, his gut hits the wall before his dickdo.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27027 on: February 20, 2023, 12:05:52 PM »
A case of the dickdo, his gut hits the wall before his dickdo.

With a gunt like that probably can’t even see it anymore. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27028 on: February 20, 2023, 12:06:43 PM »
I never said it was loose skin.  Show me where I said that.

You called it your aorta.  That is why I am saying you're a fucking idiot.  You claim to have all this intelligence and read all sorts of research article (daily according to you) and you don't know the difference between the external carotid artery (if it truly is that) and the ascending aorta?

Fuck off you pathetic twat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sternocleidomastoid_muscle

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27029 on: February 20, 2023, 12:07:43 PM »
A case of the dickdo, his gut hits the wall before his dickdo.
Good one!!  LOL  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27030 on: February 20, 2023, 12:08:12 PM »
Brian, you still haven't answered the question why an esteemed high ranking government finance employee would work on Presidents day?

LOL!

Even banks are closed. But Bhanks is clocking in.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27031 on: February 20, 2023, 12:09:15 PM »
LOL!

Even banks are closed. But Bhanks is clocking in.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27032 on: February 20, 2023, 12:11:07 PM »
Bogus Job Of Peace
telesales never have a day off

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27033 on: February 20, 2023, 12:11:18 PM »
He's famous

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27034 on: February 20, 2023, 12:11:53 PM »
I work for a government contractor and yes I am working today funny how it went from you don’t have a job to why are you working

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27035 on: February 20, 2023, 12:13:26 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27036 on: February 20, 2023, 12:14:17 PM »
ENDLESS THREAD.....

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27037 on: February 20, 2023, 12:15:43 PM »
telesales never have a day off

I have maybe one phone call a day on average

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27038 on: February 20, 2023, 12:16:54 PM »
I have maybe one phone call a day on average
Your workouts reflect your work day

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27039 on: February 20, 2023, 12:19:48 PM »
I have maybe one phone call a day on average
Sounds like backbreaking work.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27040 on: February 20, 2023, 12:24:02 PM »
Sounds like backbreaking work.

he likely mans a gay chatline, his photo is alongside the number, hence the one call a day

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27041 on: February 20, 2023, 12:45:03 PM »
I work for a government contractor and yes I am working today funny how it went from you don’t have a job to why are you working

Funny, how it’s presidents day and all Government buildings are closed yet Brian is working.

Sounds believable.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27042 on: February 20, 2023, 12:46:00 PM »
he likely mans a gay chatline, his photo is alongside the number, hence the one call a day
;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27043 on: February 20, 2023, 02:26:57 PM »
I have maybe one phone call a day on average

My guess is you keep asking the person on the other end of the call if they would like to see a 'progress pic' of you.    Right?  Come on shit stain...admit it!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27044 on: February 20, 2023, 06:27:36 PM »
I assume everyone knows all of these claimed medical ailments are fake.  He just googles whatever bodybuilding drug he’s taking and claims to have a prescription for it for whatever the original intended use of the drug was e.g. abombs for his chronic anemia.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27045 on: February 20, 2023, 07:01:18 PM »
I assume everyone knows all of these claimed medical ailments are fake.  He just googles whatever bodybuilding drug he’s taking and claims to have a prescription for it for whatever the original intended use of the drug was e.g. abombs for his chronic anemia.

And despite it all, still puking on himself on the way to a curl contest

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27046 on: February 20, 2023, 07:03:42 PM »
I assume everyone knows all of these claimed medical ailments are fake.  He just googles whatever bodybuilding drug he’s taking and claims to have a prescription for it for whatever the original intended use of the drug was e.g. abombs for his chronic anemia.

We are dealing with a 45 year old male who has admitted to being anorexic.

Brian is as insecure as a female entering high school

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27047 on: February 20, 2023, 07:13:18 PM »
So in review I spent the last year eating as much as possible and lifting each body part once a week for medium range reps and sets while avoiding cardio like the plague. On average I lifted 4-5 days a week for an average of 1:15 minutes

You spent the last year running in a circle doing cardio and burpees mixed in with some high rep work after being exhausted from cardio 5-6 days a week 3 hours a day while watching your diet and counting your calories meticulous

I gained a couple pounds while losing a little condition but added some real size to my arms and my strength is way up. You remained the same so now you are mad and I must be abusing massive amounts of PEDS because that is the only variable nothing to do with different training and diet styles
What strength? Give us some numbers. How heavy are the db's you're inclining and shoulder pressing?  We know already know you're abusing PED's . You've admitted to doing 500mgs year round. Massive amounts? No. Abuse? Ya you never come off. That's called abuse

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27048 on: February 20, 2023, 08:54:26 PM »
The “hair” cut is looking tight.

It’s has a “Something about Mary” vibe to it, but on a desperate bald man.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #27049 on: February 20, 2023, 09:08:09 PM »
my strength is way up.

If you really did weigh 225 lbs you would be the weakest man on the planet pound for pound.

The only thing way up on you is Patrick Spaulding's cock way up your cottage cheese ass.

Phaggot.