Is Mike OHearn the greatest ever?

[oldtimer1]

O'Hearn competed at high level in powerlifting, judo and to a lessor extent bodybuilding. He would be able to compete with the pros if he upped the dose. Maybe that's the key to his longevity.  He keeps the dose low.

[Phantom Spunker]

Imagine dying of cancer or something and your 'celebrity' visit turns out to be this dick, lol.

Mother: 'Jessica, my dear, I need you to sit up. We have a really special surprise for you today! There’s a celebrity here who would love to meet you.'

Jesicca: *Coughing and in a lot of pain* 'Okay, mommy, I’ll try. Is it … is it Justin Bieber?'

Mother: 'Umm, well, not quite. It’s M…'

(Mike suddenly kicks open the hospital ward door and stands proudly as the Gladiators theme tune blasts from his portable cassette player.)

O'Hearn: 'It's me, Titan!! Are you kids ready to beat cancer … Gladiator-style!?'
 
(Mike launches one of his stupid 'Titan Crew' baseball caps across the room and strikes Jessica sharply on the forehead.)

Jessica: 'OWWW! Mom, who the fuck is this? What’s going on? Where's Bieber?'

O'Hearn: 'Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you!? C'mon! Gladiators? Four-time Mr. Natural Universe? I know you know! Who’s with me!'

(Mike starts clapping his hands to the theme tune and shuffling back and forth like an idiot.)

Jessica: 'Mom, can I go back to bed? I’m really tired.'

O'Hearn: 'That's not the Titan spirit! You know how I won the leading role for Hollywood’s 2003 blockbuster Barbarian? Hard work and determination! Come strike a front double bicep in front of the camera with me!'

Jessica: 'I don’t know who you are. Sorry, I just really want to rest.'

O'Hearn: *growing infuriated* 'The Keeper of Time? Generation Iron: Natty 4 Life? Are you fucking kidding me?'

Mother: 'Sorry, sir, she means no offense. She’s only ten.'

O'Hearn: *Now beetroot red, arms stretched out and mouth agape in indignation as he pleads to everyone in the room* 'Romance Novels! Does anyone here read romance novels!?'

(The nurses all look down at their feet.)

O'Hearn: 'Oh, fuck off! Fuck right off! You’re a bunch of haters!! Oh, and you're also no longer natural now; chemo is cheating! GIVE ME THAT!'

(Mike snatches the baseball cap back from Jessica’s lap and storms towards the exit.)

[BB]

Wow, I never saw the youtube video of the hospital visit -

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Listen to the song till the end : / .

[deadz]

Mike OHearn has been in great shape and doing feats of strength for 30+ years now.  Other bodybuilders have "moved on" or "died" but OHearn fucken marches on, forever dedicated to having big muscles and flexing them for his fans.

Nobody else can compare to his longevity.  Is it time that we declare Mike OHearn to be The Best There Is?

LOL

[falco]

Greatest ever at what?

At lying.

[Taffin]

Mike was brilliant for this shot. Literally dragging that little handicapped girl to stand up right under the best lighting he could find to show how well the texture of his triceps could cut light.

Fucking brilliant. You have to admit, the man has balls.

"1"

OMR tossing me a softball right there

[Taffin]

O'Hearn: 'Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you!? C'mon! Gladiators? Four-time Mr. Natural Universe? I know you know! Who’s with me!'

(Mike starts clapping his hands to the theme tune and shuffling back and forth like an idiot.)

HAahahahahhaaaa!!!  Fuck me that was funny - legit LOL

[Strubbbbs]

Some of you may be expecting me to make a cruel testicle-related comment here... but 'tis the season of goodwill to all men after all...

So I will merely recall for you Big Mike's charity work visiting sick kiddies in hospital and the infamous 'tricep pic' from a few years back

I've got visions of him dragging the poor child around to find the perfect lighting - and look how hard he's flexing LOL

(Of course, some may be tempted to remind us that this somewhat backfired a year later when Titan posted the exact same shot, claiming he'd just done another visit - those of us without dementia were able to point out this 'boo-boo')

LOLOLOL, thanks for the good laugh!!

[michael arvilla]

“ Phantom Spunker” that was legit hilarious!!…🤣😂

[pamith]

I stopped watching his videos tbh, he annoys me now, he is hyper and always talking like he knows all the secrets to bodybuilding and nutrition, idk, it gets annoying after a while. And many say he's a ''fake'' natty, idk. There was a time when he was a true natty, I'd like to believe he's a true natty but honestly I'm not convinced

[Notomorrow]

If, and it's a BIG if, he is not natural then it is disgraceful that he does not share with the bodybuilding community that has given him so much, how to safely and effectively incorporate PED's into a healthy lifestyle and remain youthful into your 50s, while still maintaining plenty of mass. Especially with all the recent health issues/deaths in bodybuilding, some his close friends.

If the answer is he's truly natty, then he is a great role model for this endeavor of bodybuilding.

[pamith]

He could be natty, it's possible, but his hyper attitude and his mr know-it-all attitude is annoying to me

[robcguns]

I stopped watching his videos tbh, he annoys me now, he is hyper and always talking like he knows all the secrets to bodybuilding and nutrition, idk, it gets annoying after a while. And many say he's a ''fake'' natty, idk. There was a time when he was a true natty, I'd like to believe he's a true natty but honestly I'm not convinced

If you think for a second he’s natty I got some ocean front property to sell you in kentucky.

[Marty Champions]

a natural cant really use fore than 60to 80 grams of protien im busy all day and carbs are the natty feul not protein powders

[pamith]

a natural cant really use fore than 60to 80 grams of protien im busy all day and carbs are the natty feul not protein powders

Bro...

[kreator]

I think self-centered people like him wouldn‘t even bother stopping at the red ligt if there was no camera around to film it

[FitnessFrenzy]

said,,,,,

and that was the last we ever heard from Andy Dufresne...

[ziballz]

Years ago I stumbled upon Mike O'tren's IG profile...

He had a long caption below one particular pic explaining how he was all natural and a lifetime drug free "athelete" lel.
His language in the caption especially was extremely condescending, something along the lines of 
"stay consistent and drug free kids....then maybe you'll achieve 10% of of what I have"

I couldn't resist replying to his douchey post but rather than say something mean I simply commented
"That's right mike you tell em! All you need to do is Eat Clen & Tren hard....ain't nuhtin but a peanut baby!"


This single comment in a sea of 100's of comments triggered mike so bad, he instantly replied back "fuck you asshole!". I simply wrote LOL back, he was so triggered he ended up blocking me instantly!

Hair-less, ball-less duck egg selling conman of peace

[Griffith]

Surprised he hasn't had any injuries, at least nothing major.

Excellent genetics.

[_bruce_]

The only thing that will outlast OHearn is his hair.

 

[oldtimer1]

If he is a natural he's the greatest of all time. I think he's using moderate amounts. His genetics and work ethics makes up for the rest.

[funk51]

OMR tossing me a softball right there

   good one.

[ProudVirgin69]

If he is a natural he's the greatest of all time. I think he's using moderate amounts. His genetics and work ethics makes up for the rest.

Even if he juiced his consistency and longevity is unmatched.  I think he's the greatest muscleman no matter what he takes or doesn't take.

[bhank]

O'Hearn competed at high level in powerlifting, judo and to a lessor extent bodybuilding. He would be able to compete with the pros if he upped the dose. Maybe that's the key to his longevity.  He keeps the dose low.

WTF makes you think he keeps the dosages low???

[bhank]

He could be natty, it's possible, but his hyper attitude and his mr know-it-all attitude is annoying to me

It is absolutely not possible