McDonald’s diet Hack

[bhank]

So I am heading to the gym and needed a little energy. But I also want to stay trim and lean. So what I  do is I order a Big Mac and a Doubke cheeseburger I then remove the him from the double cheeseburger and add the patties to the Big Mac. Thus making my own double Big Mac I then throw away the double cheeseburger bun to reduce my carb intake and stay shredded. This is a rather extreme reduction of carbs and increase in protein and should only be attempted for a brief period by advanced athletes .@Science

[TheShape.]

Yeah? Would you fight a bum over one though?

[OneMoreRep]

So I am heading to the gym and needed a little energy. But I also want to stay trim and lean. So what I  do is I order a Big Mac and a Doubke cheeseburger I then remove the him from the double cheeseburger and add the patties to the Big Mac. Thus making my own double Big Mac I then throw away the double cheeseburger bun to reduce my carb intake and stay shredded. This is a rather extreme reduction of carbs and increase in protein and should only be attempted for a brief period by advanced athletes .@Science

Hmm, haven't tried that, but I have ordered a large Coca Cola through McDonald's drive thru before heading to the gym.

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[BossBoss]

extreme reduction of carbs @Science

Bad diet, high carb low calories is best for bodybuilding..

[AbrahamG]

Yeah? Would you fight a bum over one though?

At 230lbs of twisted steel, Bhanks would not have to fight anyone over a big mac or even a qp w/cheese let alone a frail old bum.

[GymnJuice]

QP with cheese is Getbig's preferred McDonalds cheat meal.

[wes]

Very extreme......almost a Spartanlike/Shaolin Monk type of regimen.

Quite the inventive hack though.....now try using the Hack Squat Machine.

Imbecile Of Peace

[Taffin]

Yeah? Would you fight a bum over one though?

Depends - surely the amount of dong hanging needs quantifying before anyone can give a serious answer? 🤔

[Never1AShow]

Depends - surely the amount of dong hanging needs quantifying before anyone can give a serious answer? 🤔

Depends is what he's going to need if he tries to squat 315 for reps after eating that.

[AbrahamG]

Very extreme......almost a Spartanlike/Shaolin Monk type of regimen.

Quite the inventive hack though.....now try using the Hack Squat Machine.

Imbecile Of Peace

Good advice Wes.

[robcguns]

Depends - surely the amount of dong hanging needs quantifying before anyone can give a serious answer? 🤔

Hahaha woohoo

[Taffin]

Depends is what he's going to need if he tries to squat 315 for reps after eating that.

Took me a quick Google to realise how funny that was!

[Royalty]

So I am heading to the gym and needed a little energy. But I also want to stay trim and lean. So what I  do is I order a Big Mac and a Doubke cheeseburger I then remove the him from the double cheeseburger and add the patties to the Big Mac. Thus making my own double Big Mac I then throw away the double cheeseburger bun to reduce my carb intake and stay shredded. This is a rather extreme reduction of carbs and increase in protein and should only be attempted for a brief period by advanced athletes .@Science

Truly big men would not need to remove any food from that meal in order to stay lean. Especially if the meal was prior to a workout.

[Irongrip400]

I prefer the Royale w/ cheese

[Royalty]

I prefer the Royale w/ cheese

😃

[Humble Narcissist]

McDonald's has the best coffee. I could drink that shit by the gallon. Best pre workout supplement available.

[Irongrip400]

McDonald's has the best coffee. I could drink that shit by the gallon. Best pre workout supplement available.

No doubt. When they were running the $1 for any sized cup I went there for my morning coffee.

[Humble Narcissist]

No doubt. When they were running the $1 for any sized cup I went there for my morning coffee.

I always drink it when traveling. I'll stop 3 times a morning to get a large, pure black coffee.

[wes]

McDonald's has the best coffee. I could drink that shit by the gallon. Best pre workout supplement available.

X3

The best thing they sell is their coffee.

[Spike]

the key is to order a Big Mac without the 1000guy sauce aka "cream of sum yum guy"


if you can go without the cream you can be a real man and have abs and your meat too

[Kwon]

So I am heading to the gym and needed a little energy. But I also want to stay trim and lean. So what I  do is I order a Big Mac and a Doubke cheeseburger I then remove the him from the double cheeseburger and add the patties to the Big Mac. Thus making my own double Big Mac I then throw away the double cheeseburger bun to reduce my carb intake and stay shredded. This is a rather extreme reduction of carbs and increase in protein and should only be attempted for a brief period by advanced athletes .@Science

Him? Who you removing? PrimeOsborn?

[Krankenstein]

So I am heading to the gym and needed a little energy. But I also want to stay trim and lean. So what I  do is I order a Big Mac and a Doubke cheeseburger I then remove the him from the double cheeseburger and add the patties to the Big Mac. Thus making my own double Big Mac I then throw away the double cheeseburger bun to reduce my carb intake and stay shredded. This is a rather extreme reduction of carbs and increase in protein and should only be attempted for a brief period by advanced athletes .@Science

I would have suggested that you just say "no bun" when ordering but then I recalled that your asshole bleeds quite often and surmised that you were out of your anal tampons and needed the buns to absorb the blood.  #bhanksbuttbleeds

[Flexacon]

Just order a double quarter pounder or regular quarter pounder with the patties from the double cheeseburger thrown in. It far less messy to eat.

[bhank]

I would have suggested that you just say "no bun" when ordering but then I recalled that your asshole bleeds quite often and surmised that you were out of your anal tampons and needed the buns to absorb the blood.  #bhanksbuttbleeds

Actually, it is my stomach that bleeds and I have identified the culprit. The timing of bleeding and the taking of oral prescription or OTC meds is too strongly correlated to be anything else. There is a reason I refuse to take any pills.

[bhank]

Just order a double quarter pounder or regular quarter pounder with the patties from the double cheeseburger thrown in. It far less messy to eat.

The quarter pounder patties are too greasy they dont taste as good as the regular ones