Matt C. Cycle Update.

[GymnJuice]

How else can I prove this?

I'll make a bet with you right now - since I have no idea where my webcam is, for the cost of a new one, I'll livestream myself for 72 HOURS for you.

I'll eat nothing, I'll RAPIDLY post on Getbig, I'll solve the Rubik's Cube over and over, and I'll do online typing tests, intelligence tests, or math tests in the BLINK OF AN EYE on ZERO calories calories, 30-50-70 hours.

I'll bet you ANY MONEY on that.

Yes, I have a date next week. I called my ex-girlfriend from the phone at a second facility I train at once weekly, and she told me she works out there. So I went the next day, and didn't see her - but I did bump into another woman I've always had a penchant for. She gave me her number, and she'll be coming over next week.

And I'm glad you guessed that, Costanza. Yes, I will be fucking next week if all goes well.

Will this be part of the livestream? Asking for a friend...

#Nohomo

[Matt]

I fear for your cloudy piss, myself

I would think that might mean a person is excreting protein in their urine, but...I'm not. I pay close attention to health markers though, including urine colour.

So now I've got this vision of you in a darkened room, strapped to a chair at all points, including a cranial brace, while hairy-armpitted wimmin vegans in sustainable hemp clothing blast hippy music at you while dancing around in strobe lighting, pushing c0ck shaped veggies into your mouth over and over again despite your struggles...

"Is this safe to eat..?"
"I don't know"
"Is this safe to eat..?"
"I don't know"
"Is this safe to eat..?"
"I don't know, I swear..."
"Is this safe to eat..?"
"I do.. No, no please - NOOOOO *gumph*"

 

Looks like the cops have kicked your door down in the middle of the night and have you under arrest

Considering the police DID come here to question me about my Facebook posts. 

I need to seriously consider that it may soon become illegal for me to post the way I do online. That's not why I'm quitting online politics...but the timing may work out if Canada's current internet censorship bill passes the Senate:

https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/furey-trudeau-liberals-ram-through-online-censorship-bill-and-only-the-senate-can-save-us-now

But the police did come here to question me about my Facebook posts.

I got another 30-day ban on Facebook...for posting this. 

[Matt]

If we were training in a gym and a skinny guy like that walked in and said he wanted to do bodybuilding we would laugh to ourselves. My point is we don't know what our genes contain for building large muscles. In Matt's case he has built impressive shoulders. Well his training and interest in strongman contests have given him what you see in the photos. Why can't he build his arms and legs up as well? It is essential that he change how he trains. Forget about doing bench presses and standing presses or dumbbell presses. Find arm exercises that work. I have worked out several effective arm exercises. Only experience can make a difference. Of course if one is convinced he can't build big arms I doubt he ever will.

I remember young Burke Kirby at UBC in 1965. He had 16 1/4 inch arms and boy did he train his arms. We asked him what was more important, 18 inch arms or graduating from UBC. He said getting big arms was more important. That is the kind of thinking that might produce good results. Negative ideas like one doesn't have the genetics except for shoulders won't deliver big arms.

Yes, but you can see he has long muscle bellies. Whereas if you look at me, I have nothing of the sort. I either have more muscle fiber concentration in my shoulders than average, more androgen receptors there, or they just look big because everything else is weak.

But everything else is indeed weak. I could see some better results if I eat more, but my genetic potential is limited. My chest in particular sucks. The rest I can tolerate. No one should be able to bench press what I do and have a chest this bad.

[Matt]

Will this be part of the livestream? Asking for a friend...

#Nohomo

If she requested it, I wouldn't say no. 

I used to be horrified at the idea of a sex tape with me in it coming out. Like how they do on revenge porn websites.

But now, I honestly see nothing wrong with that. The older I get, the happier I am with how I looked years ago.

[MCWAY]

I'm pretty satisfied with my size, MCWAY.

If I had a chest...I'd think I'd look great.

Steroids are not going to get me a chest, nor are your "Weider Intensity Principles" [oh brother].



I also like how you to talk to me like I haven't been through all this shit when I'm stronger and in better shape than 99% of men.  And I'm 40.

But I'm 100% confident that you could grab a random sampling of 100 men, and I'd be the most in-shape guy. Getbig is not an random sampling of men.

And yet your fragile little ego isn't satisfied with that, as you're resorting to using performance-enhancing drugs to prove something to somebody.....Lord only knows who that is.

Maybe that only shows how out of shape people are - but the notion I need you telling me about "time under tension" and "the mind-muscle connection"...oh brother. 

Like any of the shit we do in the gym even matters for bodybuilding. I mean, IT DOES. But you know what I mean.

Eat 1g of protein per 1-lb of LBM, and drink 2L of water a day, or whatever quantity prevents you from being too dehydrated. Train with intensity, get sufficient rest - and add juice that's your preference.

But this bullshit about training methods being the thing...dude, just STOP.

Here you go again with the straw man stuff, FALSELY attributing things to me I never said nor advocated. I don't know why you're stuck on this 1 gram per lb of LBM garbage. NOBODY HERE TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!

I should shoot to be 210 with 18" arms, just to shut you up.

Bodybuilding is ALL DRUGS, MCWAY. Stop with the bullshit.

Because nobody ever got 18" arms without steroids......

And that's going to shut me up how? You incorrectly cited some gibberish, claiming that I advise you to do such.

[Taffin]

Will this be part of the livestream? Asking for a friend...

#Nohomo

Thanks, friend

If she requested it, I wouldn't say no. 

I used to be horrified at the idea of a sex tape with me in it coming out. Like how they do on revenge porn websites.

But now, I honestly see nothing wrong with that. The older I get, the happier I am with how I looked years ago.

OK, so if we're talking about a potential GetBig online streaming event, I think you need representation to secure sponsors and a decent % of the revenue stream - you don't get the shaft here

[Matt]

And yet your fragile little ego isn't satisfied with that, as you're resorting to using performance-enhancing drugs to prove something to somebody.....Lord only knows who that is.

I'm doing it for myself, but it's nice seeing how wrong you are.

No chance in hell I could be sitting here on the couch with my upper body this pumped without gear. NOT POSSIBLE. Not for me. And if the patrons at the Canada Games Complex on the pool deck prove anything, it's that MOST people have shit physique genetics.

Here you go again with the straw man stuff, FALSELY attributing things to me I never said nor advocated. I don't know why you're stuck on this 1 gram per lb of LBM garbage. NOBODY HERE TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!

The literature has consistently established that level of protein consumption as optimal. I'm sure that gets massively accelerated due to steroids...what, with them being just the finishing 1% touch and all that. 

Because nobody ever got 18" arms without steroids......

By and large, very few people come anywhere close to that.

And I'm not talking arms of the body composition of that guy trying to reach 30" arms. 18" lean arms are very big, very impressive, and very rare.

And that's going to shut me up how? You incorrectly cited some gibberish, claiming that I advise you to do such.

I'm drafting straw man, but your nonsense about natural bodybuilding añnoys me.

FUCK natural bodybuilding.

I will never do it. I'd rather deadlift 550 at 185 eating nothing than constantly shop and cook and shit and piss and fart and burp all day, after applying "The Weider Constant Tension Principle" [oh brother  ] in the gym, and eek out the pathetic muscle gains that come from training naturally.

I'd rather train for strength. Naturals can make more progress there, as there are more evolutionary reasons for us to be strong than for us to develop muscle mass.

[Matt]

Wiggs had planned a good cycle some years ago, as a one last hurrah type of thing, from what I recall.

That's sort of what this is for me.

Even if I can get to toughly my current size naturally, it's different - my waist is bigger when natural, and my pumps go away in roughly 15 minutes post-workout. Maybe slightly longer.

That constant pumped look - I love it. My waist is 32", but would be at least 35" at around 200, if not on PED's.

Again - FUCK natural bodybuilding.

As for when Wiggs took his hiatus from the board, this is how it made me feel:

[Grape Ape]

A shake doesn't require a full blender full of liquid.

[MCWAY]

I'm doing it for myself, but it's nice seeing how wrong you are.

No, you're not. If you were, you wouldn't be whining about how miserable you are having to eat a couple of hundred more calories than you normally do, DESPITE HAVING YOUR PRECIOUS ANABOLICS!

No chance in hell I could be sitting here on the couch with my upper body this pumped without gear. NOT POSSIBLE. Not for me. And if the patrons at the Canada Games Complex on the pool deck prove anything, it's that MOST people have shit physique genetics.

The literature has consistently established that level of protein consumption as optimal. I'm sure that gets massively accelerated due to steroids...what, with them being just the finishing 1% touch and all that. 

BIG DEAL!!! I don't care who published what. If it doesn't work for you, you try something else. NOBODY who's given you any advice here on this forum (yet has achieved the results they wanted personally) told you to eat 1 gram per pound of LBM.

Why you insist on falsely foisting that stupidity on me (even after I've mentioned multiple times that I've NEVER done that myself) shows how utterly comprehensively clueless you are.

By and large, very few people come anywhere close to that.

And I'm not talking arms of the body composition of that guy trying to reach 30" arms. 18" lean arms are very big, very impressive, and very rare.

I'm drafting straw man, but your nonsense about natural bodybuilding añnoys me.

FUCK natural bodybuilding.

I will never do it. I'd rather deadlift 550 at 185 eating nothing than constantly shop and cook and shit and piss and fart and burp all day, after applying "The Weider Constant Tension Principle" [oh brother  ] in the gym, and eek out the pathetic muscle gains that come from training naturally.

I'd rather train for strength. Naturals can make more progress there, as there are more evolutionary reasons for us to be strong than for us to develop muscle mass.

What is your obsession with Weider? You can't make up your mind here. You'd rather train for strength; yet you're willing your risk your health by taking steroids for size (and to be perpetually pumped) AND you'll make yourself miserable by eating more food.

You do realize that a stronger muscle is a bigger muscle. Where did you get this pea-brained notion that there is exactly ONE way to gain size without steroids (and because that ONE notion didn't work for you, all "natural bodybuilding" is worthless)?

[Matt]

No, you're not. If you were, you wouldn't be whining about how miserable you are having to eat a couple of hundred more calories than you normally do, DESPITE HAVING YOUR PRECIOUS ANABOLICS!

Admittedly, I'm doing it for the compliments.

Have you considered that maybe I'd rather do this much faster by cheating?

BIG DEAL!!! I don't care who published what. If it doesn't work for you, you try something else. NOBODY who's given you any advice here on this forum (yet has achieved the results they wanted personally) told you to eat 1 gram per pound of LBM.

Why you insist on falsely foisting that stupidity on me (even after I've mentioned multiple times that I've NEVER done that myself) shows how utterly comprehensively clueless you are.

My point is that natural training sucks. I think bodybuilding is mostly diet anyway.

What is your obsession with Weider? You can't make up your mind here. You'd rather train for strength; yet you're willing your risk your health by taking steroids for size (and to be perpetually pumped) AND you'll make yourself miserable by eating more food.

You do realize that a stronger muscle is a bigger muscle. Where did you get this pea-brained notion that there is exactly ONE way to gain size without steroids (and because that ONE notion didn't work for you, all "natural bodybuilding" is worthless)?

I have more potential to get strong, and don't have the patience to take a natural weakness for me like gaining muscle and pursue that.

I'd rather commit to goals I have potential in. And that's not bodybuilding.

Exactly how much am I putting my health at risk by taking 18.5mg Anadrol daily for a few months? Seriously, MCWAY - enough with that.

How can you have followed bodybuilding for DECADES and not grasp the difference between a wimpy beginner cycle and an IFBB pro one?  I'm under the supervision of my family physician. If anything goes wrong health-wise, I'll bail.

You are a fool to think you aren't taxing your body with extra eating even from natural bodybuilding.

[Matt]

A shake doesn't require a full blender full of liquid.

Don't you find that pour a lot more slower when you use less fluid?

I add six ice cubes though. I've found it creates a nice consistency, but that could be the issue when I use less fluid.

[MCWAY]

Admittedly, I'm doing it for the compliments.

Have you considered that maybe I'd rather do this much faster by cheating?

DUH? Tell me something I don't know. No 40+ year-old man intentionally makes himself miserable (risking his health in the process) to merely please himself.

My point is that natural training sucks. I think bodybuilding is mostly diet anyway.

I have more potential to get strong, and don't have the patience to take a natural weakness for me like gaining muscle and pursue that.

I'd rather commit to goals I have potential in. And that's not bodybuilding.

Holy flip-flop, Batman!!!

You just said a post or two ago that bodybuilding was "ALL DRUGS". Now, you're saying it's "mostly diet", the part you don't like.

Exactly how much am I putting my health at risk by taking 18.5mg Anadrol daily for a few months? Seriously, MCWAY - enough with that.

How can you have followed bodybuilding for DECADES and not grasp the difference between a wimpy beginner cycle and an IFBB pro one?  I'm under the supervision of my family physician. If anything goes wrong health-wise, I'll bail.

You are a fool to think you aren't taxing your body with extra eating even from natural bodybuilding.

Yet, you're taxing YOUR body with extra eating AND anabolic steroids.

And another strawman gets propped up. Who here mentioned anything about remotely replicating the anabolic use of an IFBB pro? Besides, other posters here (ON THIS THREAD) have warned you of the risks of using steroids, even short term.

[Grape Ape]

Don't you find that pour a lot more slower when you use less fluid?

I add six ice cubes though. I've found it creates a nice consistency, but that could be the issue when I use less fluid.

Who cares?  1.5-2cups max liquid.  You can't drink a shake because it's like a half gallon of shit.

[wes]

OK Matt I tried to restrain myself from posting but up the A-Bombs to fifty the Sustston to 500 mgs, ....why wasts a good cycle....two shots in as many weeks isn`t gonna` do much to cut it....... why waste a good cycle.....if you don`t like how you look you can always decrease ,and do light cardio by walking thirty to forty five minute of cardio by waking on an inclined treadmill.....nothing extensive but varying both the speed and incline intermitantly  throughout your workout you will keep fat stores to a minimum.

I could write you up a good routine but I know you will dispute it so I wont bother.

[wes]

Who cares?  1.5-2cups max liquid.  You can't drink a shake because it's like a half gallon of shit.

THIS.............I fill a shaker with water and powder only about twelve ounces and rinse it and drink any excess sediment after its gone.

No need to mix up 5 fucking gallons bro.

[Rambone]

Matty, let me get this straight. You’re following longevity protocols via diet, so I’m assuming you have a goal to live a very long time. So why did you add harmful anabolics that will shorten your lifespan? It seems counterintuitive.

[wes]

Matty, let me get this straight. You’re following longevity protocols via diet, so I’m assuming you have a goal to live a very long time. So why did you add harmful anabolics that will shorten your lifespan? It seems counterintuitive.

Don`t discourage him bro.....he`s on his way to getting tons of compliments from folks who have no clue what they are looking at.

[Rambone]

Don`t discourage him bro.....he`s on his way to getting tons of compliments from folks who have no clue what they are looking at.

Sorry, my bro. I will delete ASAP

[MAXX]

Matty, let me get this straight. You’re following longevity protocols via diet, so I’m assuming you have a goal to live a very long time. So why did you add harmful anabolics that will shorten your lifespan? It seems counterintuitive.

LoL


With all the deaths and bad stuff we're seeing now with social media exposing it Matt decides it's a good idea to hop on a cycle... In his 40s...

[Grape Ape]

THIS.............I fill a shaker with water and powder only about twelve ounces and rinse it and drink any excess sediment after it gone.

No need to mix up 5 fucking gallons bro.

Matt "I can't even finish a protein shake"

GB "Why"

Matts protein shake:



GB: "Oh"

[wes]

Matt "I can't even finish a protein shake"

GB "Why"

Matts protein shake:



GB: "Oh"

[Rambone]

Matt "I can't even finish a protein shake"

GB "Why"

Matts protein shake:



GB: "Oh"

“Oh, great. My daily protein shake delivery just arrived.”

[njflex]

“Oh, great. My daily protein shake delivery just arrived.”

i thought that was bhanks septic tank getting cleaned out..

[joswift]

i thought that was bhanks septic tank getting cleaned out..

its more like hankys prolapsed anus