Matt C. Cycle Update.

[Matt]

Giggidy

This is a problem...is there anything I can do about face bloat?

Wait..I got it...let me guess? Another compound?  That eye roll wasn't for you. It's just incredible how the answer to drugs is so often more drugs...

I have not had major back acne so far. Very minimal. But I'm also barely using anything...but I'm glad I don't need to get a retinoid prescription. Though I might do that anyway...I do like having a clear back.

Lastly, today my training partner asked me why I'm not going "full hog" on this cycle. My answer is: I don't want massive side effects.

If the options are 20-lb and no side effects, or 35-lb and side effects...I'd rather stick with 20.

Time will tell. I might just say fuck it, and ramp up the gear.

[Primemuscle]

Alleged 6.45" cock. Primemuscle has refused to confirm this.

LOL!

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

[Matt]

Good pic Pvt. Toe Jam. 

I had to look that one up. 

Do I have feet problems? Getbig will figure that out for me.

They're big and disgusting, anyway.

Getbig is interesting...you get all the constructive criticism you would ever need...but then you have the delusional comments, and comments criticizing you even when you actually look good and are doing well at something.

I want people to come here and tell me what I'm doing wrong, and learn from that. But when people call me weak - which is just objectively untrue - it's just...IT'S FUCKING WEIRD.

Here's one for you, wes: people making fun of your age. Meanwhile, there are like 10 members older than you. CRIPE'S SAKE, THE AVERAGE GETBIGGER AGE IS LIKE 71. 

[Matt]

LOL!

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

I think the photo is pretty clear. However, I could take a video of me measuring it directly.

None of this shit matters on Getbig though. You can post video evidence of anything, and get called out by people posting video evidence of nothing.

Now what we're on this topic - tell Getbig I blast loads like Peter North. Fuck, I blast bigger loads than Peter North.

Please confirm.

[Matt]

What about scaling back to 8.5mg's and just stay on indefinitely.  Pending bloodwork and wellness exams of course.

I'm glad you're here, AbrahamG.

Canada is a free country again, and things are good here - at least for now. I can't complain anymore.

I know you're joking, but to your point:

I asked someone how long one could use 12.5mg of Anadrol daily, safely.

I believe he said either four or six months.

Keep in mind, I'm at a dosage big enough to make gains...but essentially low enough to feel no side effects.

Once I hit 25-50mg for a few days [I think I took 10x 25mg tablets over the course of 7 days once], I notice better results...but more side effects.

I feel like...my blood is thicker? If that makes sense. Probably a slight increase in blood pressure.

I don't want blood pressure going over 120/80 for this cycle.

Remember - I'm a big time health pussy / hypochondriac. I DO want to do this cycle properly...but another part of me is still holding back.

Fuck.

I should start that Sustanon.

Anyway, since you're here, here's a sort of new photo - I thought Palumboism would prevent me from having a good aesthetic in that first shot, but I'm quite pleased with that look!  And there's my usual back double biceps pose, but from a different location/lighting and distance from the usual one.

[Humble Narcissist]

Why start?

[Matt]

Why start?

Good question.

Honestly, I got exactly what I wanted out of the cycle - I'm 20-lb up, and don't appear to be any fatter. I have a full, sort of perpetually pumped look, and I'm getting a tremendous lot of good attention.

I'm pleased. I can't complain. And I don't want to shut myself down too hard, and for it to take months for me to get back to normal.

Do you have any suggestions on that, Humble?

[Matt]

This really says it all:





NOTE: I said I hadn't ran gear in 5.5 years, and - SURPRISE, SURPRISE - I'm responding EXACTLY LIKE A PERSON WHO HASN'T RAN GEAR IN 5.5 YEARS.

And who RARELY EVER ran it prior to that.

All my stats [body weight, body composition, being strong for my size] is all consistent with being a hard training natural. Because that's what I was.

What's Getbig going to say when I bench 315x15? You know - EXACTLY THE IMPROVEMENTS YOU'D EXPECT FROM A DISPROPORTIONATELY STRONG NATURAL WHEN DABBLING IN JUICE.

EVERYTHING is consistent with what I said. So go figure - maybe I've been telling the truth all these years.

Anyway, though - looking at those two pictures, anyone who hasn't seen me in a month or two will immediately know I'm...doing something.

The difference is very apparent in that comparison above, and...I hate to lie, so...I guess I'll just come clean with anyone who asks.

Plus this thread is public, and most of my friends know I post here. So...as per usual, I'm not hiding anything.

I guess what I'm saying is - I may not be able to. I could wear baggie clothes, I guess, but that defeats the purpose.

PS - Anadrol rocks, I highly recommend it. I've never gone over ~17mg daily as an average, but I did for a FEW consecutive days, and it was even better at higher dosages. A friend told me that going from 100mg daily to 150mg daily did nothing but increase side effects. I've never taken more than 50mg in one day, and it was only for two days, maybe three. I then curtailed it, as I could basically "feel" that quantity. It sort of makes me feel warmer...which I don't think is a good thing. Amazing pumps though.

[IroNat]

[ChristopherA]

LOL!

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

Wait he sent you a video jerking off? Wtf

[ProudVirgin69]

This is a problem...is there anything I can do about face bloat?

Wait..I got it...let me guess? Another compound?  That eye roll wasn't for you. It's just incredible how the answer to drugs is so often more drugs...

I have not had major back acne so far. Very minimal. But I'm also barely using anything...but I'm glad I don't need to get a retinoid prescription. Though I might do that anyway...I do like having a clear back.

Lastly, today my training partner asked me why I'm not going "full hog" on this cycle. My answer is: I don't want massive side effects.

If the options are 20-lb and no side effects, or 35-lb and side effects...I'd rather stick with 20.

Time will tell. I might just say fuck it, and ramp up the gear.

face bloat: less carbs, more cardio, lean up, reduce sodium

backne: melanotan II and/or light tanning

the idea of cycling in general is bad in my opinion, better to take lower doses for extended periods as you've been doing.  If i were you, i'd do 200-250mg test for a year and re-evaluate. 

[wes]

I had to look that one up. 

Do I have feet problems? Getbig will figure that out for me.

They're big and disgusting, anyway.

Getbig is interesting...you get all the constructive criticism you would ever need...but then you have the delusional comments, and comments criticizing you even when you actually look good and are doing well at something.

I want people to come here and tell me what I'm doing wrong, and learn from that. But when people call me weak - which is just objectively untrue - it's just...IT'S FUCKING WEIRD.

Here's one for you, wes: people making fun of your age. Meanwhile, there are like 10 members older than you. CRIPE'S SAKE, THE AVERAGE GETBIGGER AGE IS LIKE 71. 

These guys have been making fun of my age for over twenty years.....now they`re all old fucks as well, so I get the last laugh....plus I`m like Albert Beccles....I lied about my age I was actually born in 1995.....I just appear to look older because of my misspent adulthood youth. 

[GymnJuice]

LOL!

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

Matt I believe primemuscle is saying there was insufficient data for him to confirm a 6.45" penis length. You may have to send him a second video next to a ruler or tape measure.

Perhaps Getbig hearings should be held like the Senate did for Clarence Thomas.

[Dave D]

LOL!

Okay here's the deal, Matt did send via my Facebook messenger a photo of a penis with a hand next to it and a 30 second video of someone furiously jacking off and ejaculating. I'm not sure how those prove what he wanted proved. I have no idea whether the penis in the photo or the video was his. Could be anyone’s. Also, even if it is Matt and it probably is, he might have very small hands and therefore a small penis. Had the penis been the size of Johnny Falcon’s, Getbig’s own horse cock, there would be no question of its length and girth.
 
Happy now?

I’ve been way behind in this thread. I wish I would have kept it that way.

What’s the story with Bhanks putting a shoulder throw on a sting ray and immediately being incapacitated?

Has Matt started the steroids?

As weird as Matt sending cock pics to prime (and of course Prime managed to respond in a way that makes him seem even creepier than Matt’s actions) is anyone else bothered with Matt, the man who keeps exact measurements for everything, buying shoes two sizes to big?

[Primemuscle]

Wait he sent you a video jerking off? Wtf

That was my exact reaction.

[Humble Narcissist]

Good question.

Honestly, I got exactly what I wanted out of the cycle - I'm 20-lb up, and don't appear to be any fatter. I have a full, sort of perpetually pumped look, and I'm getting a tremendous lot of good attention.

I'm pleased. I can't complain. And I don't want to shut myself down too hard, and for it to take months for me to get back to normal.

Do you have any suggestions on that, Humble?

I had to re read that as I was focused on the sustanon and forgot you were already on anadrol.

[Primemuscle]

Matt I believe primemuscle is saying there was insufficient data for him to confirm a 6.45" penis length. You may have to send him a second video next to a ruler or tape measure.

Perhaps Getbig hearings should be held like the Senate did for Clarence Thomas.

Please do not give Matt any ideas. I would rather not get more penis photos on Facebook messenger. If he wants to convince people here of his virility, he should post those in the adult sex thread.     

[ChristopherA]

That was my exact reaction.

Fucking weird. I catch myself giving Matt shit and I'm like ya know I'm being an asshole. But sending another guy a jerkoff video is weird. Unless of course Matt is gay and flirting with you

[Rambone]

[Taffin]

I think the photo is pretty clear. However, I could take a video of me measuring it directly.

None of this shit matters on Getbig though. You can post video evidence of anything, and get called out by people posting video evidence of nothing.

Now what we're on this topic - tell Getbig I blast loads like Peter North. Fuck, I blast bigger loads than Peter North.

Please confirm.

Not sure if I'm the only one that thinks this request is AS BENT AS FUCK!?

Matt - step back for a second and think about what you've done, and what you're asking... 

[joswift]

Not sure if I'm the only one that thinks this request is AS BENT AS FUCK!?

Matt - step back for a second and think about what you've done, and what you're asking... 

I wonder if he got his erection thinking about the destination of the video as opposed to some porn

[Marvin Martian]

This is a problem...is there anything I can do about face bloat?

Wait..I got it...let me guess? Another compound?  That eye roll wasn't for you. It's just incredible how the answer to drugs is so often more drugs...

I have not had major back acne so far. Very minimal. But I'm also barely using anything...but I'm glad I don't need to get a retinoid prescription. Though I might do that anyway...I do like having a clear back.

Lastly, today my training partner asked me why I'm not going "full hog" on this cycle. My answer is: I don't want massive side effects.

If the options are 20-lb and no side effects, or 35-lb and side effects...I'd rather stick with 20.

Time will tell. I might just say fuck it, and ramp up the gear.

I’ll say what EVERY dude on here that actually knows is thinking… Matt - you do not look like you’re on gear. You keep saying “can’t maintain this look”? It seems that maybe you and Hank have purchased the same “Delusional Image” mirrors because both of you seem to think you look totally different than people see you.
And Matt - I don’t think you are a bad guy but stop and re read your threads - you have to see how douchebag they sound. I know you have some mental retardation and I don’t want to be cruel, but goddamnit man, if you were my buddy I’d punch you in the throat until you stopped. You need some cool cats as friends IN REAL LIFE.

All done carry on

[wes]

if you were my buddy I’d punch you in the throat

Hilarious  LOL 

[Walter Sobchak]

Fucking weird. I catch myself giving Matt shit and I'm like ya know I'm being an asshole. But sending another guy a jerkoff video is weird. Unless of course Matt is gay and flirting with you

No….

Absolutely nothing fucking weird about a low IQ, 165 lb male steroid user, sending an unsolicited jerkoff video to a 78 year old man through Facebook.

No, that’s normal behavior. Nothing creepy about Matt “Connoisseur of Cock” Canning’s retard thought process at all. He probably learned that behavior in a Special Needs class at Lakehead University.

[OAK]

No….

Absolutely nothing fucking weird about a low IQ, 165 lb male steroid user, sending an unsolicited jerkoff video to a 78 year old man through Facebook.

No, that’s normal behavior. Nothing creepy about Matt “Connoisseur of Cock” Canning’s retard thought process at all. He probably learned that behavior in a Special Needs class at Lakehead University.

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Genuine LOL

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