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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1000 on: September 18, 2024, 03:55:08 PM »
He's a man of absolutes- you don't perform you are off team junkins. no ketamine to aid recovery for you!

I think we should stay with the "stolen valour" approach, his takedown team story seems a little lame and he hasnt got a single photo of him on active service or he would have posted it.

Maybe Brian was in the army but he was likely a pen pusher because he failed the fitness test

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« Reply #1001 on: September 18, 2024, 04:59:11 PM »
Bhanky was a cook in the Army.

He made his peach cobbler for the company.

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« Reply #1002 on: September 18, 2024, 05:01:54 PM »
Lack of photo evidence of the one-man Kosovo Takedown Team is concerning for sure.

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« Reply #1003 on: September 18, 2024, 05:10:43 PM »
Always a pleasure to hear from avesher.
X 2 Josh is like a pitbull.

For some odd reason I get the impression that Josh doesn`t really care for Brian.  LOL   ;D

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« Reply #1004 on: September 18, 2024, 05:17:17 PM »
Lack of photo evidence of the one-man Kosovo Takedown Team is concerning for sure.
Not one pic of him exists using a cane either.

He simply never worked legs early on because it entailed doing hard work.

My legs sucked bigtime but I always busted my balls in the gym on leg days.......and every other day for that matter.

Imaginary Cane Of Peace

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1005 on: September 18, 2024, 05:20:02 PM »
Bhanky was a cook in the Army.

He made his peach cobbler for the company.
Nat,let`s not leave out his famous "Breakfast Of Champions" that looks regurgitated dog shit.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1006 on: September 18, 2024, 05:26:32 PM »
Get a life

You complete liar…leave here nobody trusts snakes

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« Reply #1007 on: September 18, 2024, 05:26:41 PM »
X 2 Josh is like a pitbull.

For some odd reason I get the impression that Josh doesn`t really care for Brian.  LOL   ;D

He is on my program and in cyborg mode.  I post the training daily here

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« Reply #1008 on: September 18, 2024, 05:48:11 PM »
He is on my program and in cyborg mode.  I post the training daily here
He`s looking damn good right now......props to both of you guys.

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« Reply #1009 on: September 18, 2024, 05:58:07 PM »
Just don't call me fat and bloated if you are not willing to post up a current comparison.

Brian, where did you get the idea to take 54 iu GH the night before the show ?

Was this from every article you have read on GH?

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1010 on: September 18, 2024, 06:01:34 PM »
Hey Hankins, back when you were a DJ what was your stage name?  DJ Squeaky Fag?

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« Reply #1011 on: September 18, 2024, 06:27:18 PM »
Hey Hankins, back when you were a DJ what was your stage name?  DJ Squeaky Fag?
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He actually went by High-Pitched Hanky.

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« Reply #1012 on: September 18, 2024, 10:07:53 PM »
Teach your son the value of hard work, not trying to skate away w gimmicky bs.   Teach him discipline, focus, humility, drive.  Leaving money alone does nothing whatsoever in the long run and may do even more damage.

I learned these lessons in the gym, those who do succeed.  I honestly can't imagine someone serious and spending years in the gym not learning them, but clearly he has not.

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« Reply #1013 on: September 18, 2024, 10:37:34 PM »
Bhanks, I didn’t ask all this questions. Only one.

I think it was around $2 million or so.  He "traded" with it and lived off of it for a decade or so and half was gone, then sunk the rest into his house.  Now he's got the $500K left from that sale, maybe another small amount he's been paying bills with, the rest is locked in the new house.  If he had the $20K for the pec repair without that house money he would have gotten it done. He knows what remains will rapidly diminish over the next few years like the rest and that's where this brilliant law school/lawyer career idea came from, his fear knowing he's circling the drain.

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« Reply #1014 on: September 19, 2024, 12:14:31 AM »
I learned these lessons in the gym, those who do succeed.  I honestly can't imagine someone serious and spending years in the gym not learning them, but clearly he has not.
Brian has spent 25 years in gyms yet didnt know about putting a small plate under a bar when loading it to stop the plates cacthing on the floor.
Its probably the first thing you learn in the gym.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1015 on: September 19, 2024, 12:24:11 AM »
Brian has spent 25 years in gyms yet didnt know about putting a small plate under a bar when loading it to stop the plates cacthing on the floor.
Its probably the first thing you learn in the gym.
Yep,we both posted that in the same thread about 30 seconds apart.  :D

Can you say JACKSHIT ?   LOL  ;D

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« Reply #1016 on: September 19, 2024, 01:06:02 AM »
I think it was around $2 million or so.  He "traded" with it and lived off of it for a decade or so and half was gone, then sunk the rest into his house.  Now he's got the $500K left from that sale, maybe another small amount he's been paying bills with, the rest is locked in the new house.  If he had the $20K for the pec repair without that house money he would have gotten it done. He knows what remains will rapidly diminish over the next few years like the rest and that's where this brilliant law school/lawyer career idea came from, his fear knowing he's circling the drain.

Bhank often brings out the "made 500k trading in maui" line as per the first quote only a few days ago, as evidence of his self-made brilliance:

You are an idiot I was already making 50hr by 2006. I was awarded a CFA Charter in 2008. Again, there are different levels of broke and NYC is expensive, but I made a lot more by the time I left. I then worked in DC for years where I owned my own home. I made 500k in 2015?

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But what is often not also mentioned for context is he lost all that:

I wouldnt say I was a top skier I got 2nd in a ski race for under 15 year olds at 11 before taking up snowboarding at 12 I can still do a backside 360 and worked for Vail one season. I did teach myself college calculus the night before the exam while drinking a 6 pack of beer after not attending any classes I got a C+. I do believe I have a better build than Zane at my age. I don't think Tyson can wrestle and I do believe I would take him in an mma style fight today. I did qualify for the Olympic team trials in wrestling Freestyle and Greco. I was on the swim team at 3 swimming in the 8 and under age division and swam competitively year round until I was 12. One year I had 500k in trading profits but I also lost it trading so that is a toss up. I was the 2020 track champion

He couldn't do any worse than me. I have a degree in Finance. I am a CFA. I have worked in corporate trading. Yet I still have managed to lose my own money in a bull market. Anyone can get it wrong shit happens.



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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1017 on: September 19, 2024, 01:24:38 AM »
how did this get past me

I was on the swim team at 3 swimming in the 8 and under age division


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


USA Swimming says 10 and under is the youngest category
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« Reply #1018 on: September 19, 2024, 01:28:05 AM »
how did this get past me

I was on the swim team at 3 swimming in the 8 and under age division


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


USA Swimming says 10 and under is the youngest category
swimming at three against eight year olds fucks sake, I bet Brian was in diapers at three still shitting himself in the pool

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1019 on: September 19, 2024, 02:07:21 AM »
He`s looking damn good right now......props to both of you guys.

Take off his shirt he is a 250lb tub of goo fatter than ever

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1020 on: September 19, 2024, 02:10:20 AM »
how did this get past me

I was on the swim team at 3 swimming in the 8 and under age division


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


USA Swimming says 10 and under is the youngest category

Under 10 it used to be under 8 for a mights but yeah anyone under that age that can swim a length of the pool can compete. I actually had my swim team pics out yesterday but half my house is on a truck now and the other half is in boxes

Also correct I did use HGH post shoulder surgery for a few weeks but that was in my late 20s I did not use it in my 30s I started using it for HRT in my 40s

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1021 on: September 19, 2024, 02:15:27 AM »
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ANYMORE YOU LYING SNITCH

GO BACK TO FANTASY ISLAND

AND FUCK OFF

AND ONCE YOU'VE FUCKED OFF

FUCK OFF SOME MORE


How does your wife feel living with. self confessed ket head and manufacturer of illegal compounds?
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1022 on: September 19, 2024, 02:22:49 AM »
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ANYMORE YOU LYING SNITCH

GO BACK TO FANTASY ISLAND

AND FUCK OFF

AND ONCE YOU'VE FUCKED OFF

FUCK OFF SOME MORE


How does your wife feel living with. self confessed ket head and manufacturer of illegal compounds?

Believe whatver you want you guys asked I answered if you dont want to know quit asking. I tried ketamine in college 20 years ago I have not done it since because it is nasty as hell and I hated it now I am a ket head lol

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1023 on: September 19, 2024, 02:28:25 AM »
yes you are a ket head

its great when you get tripped up by your own posts.

according to you on prof muscle your cycle was 2gm test, 100mg anadrol and 12iu HGH. do you think it was worth that to look like a dad on creatine?
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1024 on: September 19, 2024, 02:30:19 AM »
what do you prefer junkie boy?

jabbing ket?
meth?
ex?
coke?
oxy's/opiods?
tramadol?
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