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« Reply #3225 on: September 04, 2023, 10:47:05 AM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law as getbiggers know (getbiggers are smarter than most attorneys).

Is the third-place trophy/medal/ribbon/whatever in bhanks possession ???

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« Reply #3226 on: September 04, 2023, 10:53:13 AM »
Dude was not better and his genetics are trash compared to mine its a fucking popularity contest and no one knew who I was meanwhile he has competed locally for 20 years. Would anyone really rather have a troll build than mine? Hell no they wouldn't. Congrats to him but stop the fucking nonsense he had no arms and loose skin just hanging off him. I am not crazy or delusional. I have an actual V taper he was shaped like a box. I  beat him all day everyday and anyone with eyes knows it judges be damned. What is the point of prepping for a show when they are just going to pull this bullshit anyway

thats Brians post regarding being shit on by Charles Arena
So Brian, if you won why this post?

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« Reply #3227 on: September 04, 2023, 10:55:35 AM »
Was that the show he dieted for four days for?

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« Reply #3228 on: September 04, 2023, 10:55:41 AM »
Behind this dude somehow



So are you now claiming you beat him because of a typo on the website?

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« Reply #3229 on: September 04, 2023, 10:56:12 AM »
Was that the show he dieted for four days for?
all of them...

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« Reply #3230 on: September 04, 2023, 10:56:13 AM »
Good workout Nat !!

Bless you my brother.


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« Reply #3231 on: September 04, 2023, 10:57:19 AM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law as getbiggers know (getbiggers are smarter than most attorneys).

Is the third-place trophy/medal/ribbon/whatever in bhanks possession ???

SCN lives in the great shadow of Brian Wood Hankins.

A place where triumphant accomplishments of world-wide importance are not measured in mere medals, ribbons, and trophies.

We must always remember, when the world needed to stop Thanos, we did not send social workers, we sent super heroes like Hankins. Sometimes hundreds of drug possession and wife abuse charges need to be overlooked to save the planet.

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« Reply #3232 on: September 04, 2023, 11:07:39 AM »

We must always remember, when the world needed to stop Thanos, we did not send social workers, we sent super heroes like Hankins. Sometimes hundreds of drug possession and wife abuse charges need to be overlooked to save the planet.

sounds like a Dirty Dozen movie reboot synopsis

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« Reply #3233 on: September 04, 2023, 11:16:26 AM »
sounds like a Dirty Dozen movie reboot synopsis

I don't remember unabashed gay sex in the Dirty Dozen?

Although sometimes I tend to overlook these minor things.

I could see situations where Lee Marvin plugs Jim Brown in the poo pipe.

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« Reply #3234 on: September 04, 2023, 11:23:39 AM »
I don't remember unabashed gay sex in the Dirty Dozen?

Although sometimes I tend to overlook these minor things.

I could see situations where Lee Marvin plugs Jim Brown in the poo pipe.

Id worried about Telly Savalas catching them in the act

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« Reply #3235 on: September 04, 2023, 11:24:52 AM »
Possession is 9/10ths of the law as getbiggers know (getbiggers are smarter than most attorneys).

Is the third-place trophy/medal/ribbon/whatever in bhanks possession ???

Are you sure? In bhanky's pitiful mind, obsession is 11/10ths of his giving 110%.

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« Reply #3236 on: September 04, 2023, 11:28:04 AM »
Im worried about Telly Savalas catxhing them in the act

Telly Savalas creeping in RobC's bushes trying to catch a glimpse of Brian Wood Hawkins knocking the dust off Rob's closely shorn ballbag.

While Kwon brings Telly cold beer, dressed as a midget jester.

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« Reply #3237 on: September 04, 2023, 11:31:44 AM »
Are you sure? In bhanky's pitiful mind, obsession is 11/10ths of his giving 110%.

When Brian Wood Hankins was 4 years old he helped Stephen Hawking with his Doctoral Dissertation.

And swam the English channel.... lengthwise.

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« Reply #3238 on: September 04, 2023, 11:34:01 AM »
Was that the show he dieted for four days for?
Yes,he eliminated white bread and Gatorade.........was his longest toughest diet thus far  LOL  ;D

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« Reply #3239 on: September 04, 2023, 11:35:04 AM »
When Brian Wood Hankins was 4 years old he helped Stephen Hawking with his Doctoral Dissertation.

And swam the English channel.... lengthwise.

while drinking a 6 pack

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« Reply #3240 on: September 04, 2023, 11:36:21 AM »
Telly Savalas creeping in RobC's bushes trying to catch a glimpse of Brian Wood Hawkins knocking the dust off Rob's closely shorn ballbag.

While Kwon brings Telly cold beer, dressed as a midget jester.
Geezus !  LOL  ;D

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« Reply #3241 on: September 04, 2023, 11:37:23 AM »
while drinking a 6 pack,and teaching himself calculus !
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« Reply #3242 on: September 04, 2023, 11:38:45 AM »
while drinking a 6 pack

Please be careful, his parole officer might be reading this.

Brian Wood Hankins only drinks bioidentical beer. 

While kite surfing on the shag carpet in Patrick Spaulding's rape dungeon.

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« Reply #3243 on: September 04, 2023, 11:40:54 AM »
Geezus !  LOL  ;D

Brian Wood Hankins REALLY wants to share a beer with you, or your younger brother.

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« Reply #3244 on: September 04, 2023, 11:42:18 AM »
SCN lives in the great shadow of Brian Wood Hankins.

A place where triumphant accomplishments of world-wide importance are not measured in mere medals, ribbons, and trophies.

We must always remember, when the world needed to stop Thanos, we did not send social workers, we sent super heroes like Hankins. Sometimes hundreds of drug possession and wife abuse charges need to be overlooked to save the planet.

His name is one the legends of SCN history only to be uttered is hushed tones amongst the higher ranking members.
A tale to be told around the camp fires of the elite of all strict curl champions

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« Reply #3245 on: September 04, 2023, 11:45:12 AM »
His name is one the legends of SCN history only to be uttered is hushed tones amongst the higher ranking members.
A tale to be told around the camp fires of the elite of all strict curl champions

The events of the Battle of the Biceps II 2023 will only be whispered in hushed tones, in the male bathhouses of West Linn, Oregon.

Barely discernible above the sound of gloryhole ball gargling.

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« Reply #3246 on: September 04, 2023, 11:48:03 AM »
The events of the Battle of the Biceps II 2023 will only be whispered in hushed tones, in the male bathhouses of West Linn, Oregon.

Barely discernible above the sound of gloryhole ball gargling.

Trophies will include coveted: "Gold, Silver and Bronze, 8" Ding-a-Ling Replica Glory-Hole Schlongs"...

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« Reply #3247 on: September 04, 2023, 11:50:09 AM »
Yes,he eliminated white bread and Gatorade.........was his longest toughest diet thus far  LOL  ;D

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« Reply #3248 on: September 04, 2023, 11:53:24 AM »
Yes,he eliminated white bread and Gatorade.........was his longest toughest diet thus far  LOL  ;D

He almost died from this strict diet.

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« Reply #3249 on: September 04, 2023, 11:54:36 AM »
Trophies will include coveted: "Gold, Silver and Bronze, 8" Ding-a-Ling Replica Glory-Hole Schlongs"...

DVDs will be available.

Brian Wood Hankins (and his wife's black boyfriends) will be starring as the power bottom in "On Golden Blonde."