Only lifts

[Krankenstein]

What’s funny is a bunch of noodle armed slobs making fun of me for curling more than they can curl I mean are you kidding most of these asshats don’t lift the ones who do train ducking light weight cables and they think you and Krank are hardcore for doing jumping jacks meanwhile I am curling 165lbs and competing trying to make the Arnold

When have I done jumping jacks?

[Walter Sobchak]

What’s funny is a bunch of noodle armed slobs making fun of me for curling more than they can curl I mean are you kidding most of these asshats don’t lift the ones who do train ducking light weight cables and they think you and Krank are hardcore for doing jumping jacks meanwhile I am curling 165lbs and competing trying to make the Arnold

You couldn’t outlift Matt “TITTY BOY” Canning and he lifts like a 14 year old girl.

[38 returns]

 best claim yesterday was Brian saying the reason he does badly in BB is because he trains too hard

he really did claim that

[Dave D]

You can’t do it either in fact maybe 3-4 other guys on this board have a chance the rest of you no way. I am trying to qualify to lift at the Arnold and I will sooner than later. You guys can claim it’s a fake gimmick lift all you want when I am competing main stage of the Arnold I will be laughing last.

This is your first attempt to qualify for the Arnold at 46?

lol neat dude.
I’ll let you know when I enter a strict curl contest, I’m confident I will beat your best numbers easily.

[IroNat]

Here we go (percs coming soon?)

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat

Sunburn missing...

[Yamcha]

If I am ever feeling down about myself I can always count on the mental illness contained within this forum to turn my frown upside down.

Never change, GetBig.

[IroNat]

Limited to 60 competitors


Over 49 divisions

Feel the participation medal!!!

there is a special olympics section for Brian and his boy.

In the Land of the Blind the one eyed man is King.

[IroNat]

The girlish scream at 0:22

https://streamable.com/624k71

I had a belly laugh listening to this.

[njflex]

Sunburn missing...

AND 110 RESTING HR AFTER COFEE...

[IroNat]

AND 110 RESTING HR AFTER COFEE...

Once again the list needs updating.

It's a full time job.

[Walter Sobchak]

If I am ever feeling down about myself I can always count on the mental illness contained within this forum to turn my frown upside down.

Never change, GetBig.

I fucked your Mom.

Not bragging, just letting you know.

[Krankenstein]

I fucked your Mom.

Not bragging, just letting you know.

Raw, no pull out?

[Walter Sobchak]

Raw, no pull out?

Raw, ATM, no pull out.

Routine Tuesday morning.

[The Scott]

Every time I read a post of his I keep hearing the music  from the all midgie western "The Terror of Tiny Town".

[Soul Crusher]

[Never1AShow]

Once again the list needs updating.

It's a full time job.

Can't believe I left those off:
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee

[hench]

Yea it's comical, just had another listen.
He actually sounds like a fox calling.

I had a belly laugh listening to this.

[illuminati]

Can't believe I left those off:
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee

Its an ever growing list - Bianca must be the most hated patient at the doctors & the
One that spends most time there.

Let's not forget Bianca can rag doll Mike Tyson & has never lost a fight 👏 👏🏻👏🏻
😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Taffin]

If I am ever feeling down about myself I can always count on the mental illness contained within this forum to turn my frown upside down.

Never change, GetBig.

Welcome back dude!  How was prison?

[Soul Crusher]

Its an ever growing list - Bianca must be the most hated patient at the doctors & the
One that spends most time there.

Let's not forget Bianca can rag doll Mike Tyson & has never lost a fight 👏 👏🏻👏🏻
😂🤣😂🤣😂

Thats how they are paying for their vacations and cars - Hanky's ailments 

[Never1AShow]

The meet starts at 8:30 Am and is 3 hours away right?  Is he making the drive tonight staying the night? 

Another Long Night Of The FLatbread?

[Skeletor]

If I am ever feeling down about myself I can always count on the mental illness contained within this forum to turn my frown upside down.

Never change, GetBig.

Welcome back.

[joswift]

The meet starts at 8:30 Am and is 3 hours away right?  Is he making the drive tonight staying the night? 

Another Long Night Of The FLatbread?

at the end of his driveway just after Target.

[joswift]

Brian finds out who his only competitor is the day before the show

[wes]

Brian finds out who his only competitor is the day before the show

LOL