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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #350 on: July 14, 2023, 09:48:59 AM »
Brian finds out who his only competitor is the day before the show




Ok now that was funny, hahaha.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #351 on: July 14, 2023, 09:57:04 AM »
LOL  ;D

Hey Wes, where ya been?

I thought maybe you were dead. I was worried that you were going to miss the Hanky strict circle jerk.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #352 on: July 14, 2023, 11:24:49 AM »
Brian finds out who his only competitor is the day before the show




He's doing that to his own car so he has an excuse as to why he didn't DOMINATE THE COMPETITION


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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #353 on: July 14, 2023, 11:41:40 AM »
he'd tear his pec again trying to get the pins into the tyres
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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #354 on: July 14, 2023, 11:59:21 AM »
Is he caravaning with Coop?  What time’s the bus leave?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #355 on: July 14, 2023, 12:07:09 PM »
he could always nail the pins in using his sons face

lets be honest we're not looking at a ruined model/ doctor are we?
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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #356 on: July 14, 2023, 03:55:42 PM »
he could always nail the pins in using his sons face

lets be honest we're not looking at a ruined model/ doctor are we?



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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #357 on: July 14, 2023, 04:28:19 PM »
My son looks like a damn cherub there is no denying that so whatever.

Made weight barely 222lbs with shoes on after dinner will be competing in the 110kg weight class Open and Masters

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #358 on: July 14, 2023, 04:31:58 PM »
in fairness if downs syndrome do cherubs he has a chance- he's as ugly and stupid as his dad. but hopefully when you die his mum will get a normal man to bring him up properly

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Brian on behalf of get big I hope you keel over and die at your 'cant deadlift squat bench or do proper powerlifting' gay power show


one leg kick Brian you are crippled
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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #359 on: July 14, 2023, 04:40:49 PM »
Hey man if you want to come online and insult children that’s on you. You are just  a lowlife exconvict fat slob you don’t speak for anyone. You me leg kick lol you are a slob now you think you can throw kicks bwhaha

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #360 on: July 14, 2023, 04:46:54 PM »
Hey man if you want to come online and insult children that’s on you. You are just  a lowlife exconvict fat slob you don’t speak for anyone. You me leg kick lol you are a slob now you think you can throw kicks bwhaha

You really are a pathetic typist.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #361 on: July 14, 2023, 04:56:09 PM »
Hey man if you want to come online and insult children that’s on you. You are just  a lowlife exconvict fat slob you don’t speak for anyone. You me leg kick lol you are a slob now you think you can throw kicks bwhaha

Brian you don't tell me or anyone what to do- you insignificant piss ant

I've made more progress in 18 weeks than you in 18 years

I would stop you using simple basic muay Thai.

then bum Em

As for not speaking for anyone

I contend you are hated and not wanted here. Lets see how many people argue agains that?

not long till curl time 15,000 undefeated fight man!
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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #362 on: July 14, 2023, 05:46:01 PM »
Brian you don't tell me or anyone what to do- you insignificant piss ant

I've made more progress in 18 weeks than you in 18 years

I would stop you using simple basic muay Thai.

then bum Em

As for not speaking for anyone

I contend you are hated and not wanted here. Lets see how many people argue agains that?

not long till curl time 15,000 undefeated fight man!

You can say you have made all kinds of progress and look like Adonis and lift like Godzilla but until I see some evidence you are just a fat old slob who started training 6 weeks ago and I have seen your workouts you don’t even have the strength to use feee weights yet

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #363 on: July 14, 2023, 05:54:59 PM »
Hey man if you want to come online and insult children that’s on you. You are just  a lowlife exconvict fat slob you don’t speak for anyone. You me leg kick lol you are a slob now you think you can throw kicks bwhaha

Brian, didn’t you spend time in jail and haven’t you’ve been arrested several times before? Wouldn’t this make you a convict as well?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #364 on: July 14, 2023, 05:58:30 PM »
My son looks like a damn cherub there is no denying that so whatever.

Made weight barely 222lbs with shoes on after dinner will be competing in the 110kg weight class Open and Masters

Brian, when do you start seeing cartoon dogs and kicking the car door?

Is that before or after the meet.

Speaking of your son, since he is such a fan of working out and going to the gym, is he coming to witness your curl contest?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #365 on: July 14, 2023, 06:35:14 PM »
Any puking yet?  Sometimes ear aches lead to vomiting.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #366 on: July 14, 2023, 06:50:55 PM »
My son looks like a damn cherub there is no denying that so whatever.

Made weight barely 222lbs with shoes on after dinner will be competing in the 110kg weight class Open and Masters

You’re bragging about making weight for an event you had to gain 15lb’s to even qualify for.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #367 on: July 14, 2023, 06:57:55 PM »
Any puking yet?  Sometimes ear aches lead to vomiting.

That should come later once the pringles, Gatorade and "stuff for dumplings" are consumed.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #368 on: July 14, 2023, 08:09:43 PM »
Can't believe I left those off:
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee

I’m surprised Brian hasn’t it thrown ulcerative colitis.. he has said Crohn’s

Brian, can you confirm you do not suffer from ulcerative colitis we want to keep this list accurate

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #369 on: July 14, 2023, 10:03:28 PM »
What time does the ESPN coverage of the Strict Curl start tomorrow?  I heard they bumped the Wimbledon Women's final.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #370 on: July 14, 2023, 10:34:12 PM »
What is everyone's level of excitement for this event?  Parsh or full on Defcon-1 Nuclear Erection?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #371 on: July 14, 2023, 11:11:02 PM »
My son looks like a damn cherub there is no denying that so whatever.

Made weight barely 222lbs with shoes on after dinner will be competing in the 110kg weight class Open and Masters

cherub with down syndrome

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #372 on: July 14, 2023, 11:31:18 PM »
My son looks like a damn cherub there is no denying that so whatever.


I agree


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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #373 on: July 14, 2023, 11:40:34 PM »
You can say you have made all kinds of progress and look like Adonis and lift like Godzilla but until I see some evidence you are just a fat old slob who started training 6 weeks ago and I have seen your workouts you don’t even have the strength to use feee weights yet


Brian I train at one of the best equipped gyms going and make the most of it

You train in your cellar with a leg extension and it shows - zero leg development

How have the free weights done for you? Pec tears pancake back narrow delts zero triceps and polio legs

Way to go

And stop begging for men’s pics you big gay bear
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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #374 on: July 15, 2023, 12:18:56 AM »

Brian I train at one of the best equipped gyms going and make the most of it

You train in your cellar with a leg extension and it shows - zero leg development

How have the free weights done for you? Pec tears pancake back narrow delts zero triceps and polio legs

Way to go

And stop begging for men’s pics you big gay bear

I put you to shame and we both know it. you are just another fat slob obsessed with hating on me because I am better than you. Congrats you are the English Josh and stop sending me personal messages stalker