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[38 returns]

a Hankins male hasn't looked down with such disgust since Brian had to 'suck the snake venom' out of his uncles cock.

again.

[Sandrock]

He's got a trick to that - he also shoves them up his ass to make weight

Hahahaha yes he likes the 6.45 inch Italian wieners the best!!!!!

[Never1AShow]

Has Shoney’s contacted him about a sponsorship yet?

[joswift]

Luca Leonetti the current SCN WR record holder in Hankys class is a real competitor who competes against other people in other organisations
https://rawpowerlifting.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/2019-AC-STRICT-CURL-RESULTS.pdf
https://rawpowerlifting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/2018-American-Challenge-Strict-Curl-Results.pdf

Coop also lifts elsewhere

Brian, how about you?

[Hulkotron]

These results, updated after the event, don't show you beating anyone or setting any record. Coop's name is there, you don't appear anywhere.

Why did the world records of Coop, Jason Barnes, and Joe Cotton set on 7/15 get immediately reviewed/ratified but bhanks is taking a week+ ?

[joswift]

Why did the world records of Coop, Jason Barnes, and Joe Cotton set on 7/15 get immediately reviewed/ratified but bhanks is taking a week+ ?

Brian knows but he isnt saying

[Hulkotron]

Brian knows but he isnt saying

I speculate it’s the weigh-in shenanigans and he didn’t actually compete in the 242 class.

[Skeletor]

Since bwank had trouble making weight I thought I'd look at the records in the lighter category since that's where he would normally be. Even there the record for his age class is 88.5 kg and held by Coop.

[joswift]

I speculate it’s the weigh-in shenanigans and he didn’t actually compete in the 242 class.

probably end up being DQd
He was probably bragging to someone at the event that he wasnt realy heavy enough for the class thinking he had pulled the wool over everyones eyes.

Its something a narcissist would do

[Never1AShow]

Brian knows but he isnt saying

He pretends he doesn’t know and didn’t ask. Now can you imagine him hearing about it and not asking?  Zero chance. His not saying means it’s bad for him or he’d say.

[joswift]

Since bwank had trouble making weight I thought I'd look at the records in the lighter category since that's where he would normally be. Even there the record for his age class is 88.5 kg and held by Coop.

he would have been in that class if he had not ate like a fucking pig and shoved a cork up his arse
Coop competed in the 220 this time, Brian was under 220 but loaded his pockets and gut and weighed in over the 220 limit
I bet he was 221 with his fucking overcoat on

[joswift]

He pretends he doesn’t know and didn’t ask. Now can you imagine him hearing about it and not asking?  Zero chance. His not saying means it’s bad for him or he’d say.

Yep
If I competed and won a show and then saw the results in a magizine saying I didnt I would ask why.
If they said the result was being reviewed a simply "Why" would get you an answer.

[BB]

Why did the world records of Coop, Jason Barnes, and Joe Cotton set on 7/15 get immediately reviewed/ratified but bhanks is taking a week+ ?

Coop's his buddy and he can't even get the inside scoop. Coop owns the thing.

The Rule book is a little hard to find - https://www.strictcurlnation.com/_files/ugd/1a2a42_5e8667e62ebd4cd0bd14f5c2f56a71cf.pdf .

They don't have rules set in stone on weighing in, which is stupid. You can't have guys weighing in wearing shoes, but I suppose Hankins might have an out there cause nothing is mentioned.

The drug testing angle is interesting, could Hankins have entered into the tested category?

Also from the rule book -

"Social Media
It is the responsibility of all members, officials and others associated with SCN Federation to maintain
the dignity of the federation whenever communicating as participants in the SCN Federation. In
particular, publicly complaining about officiating, calls made or other aspects of contests will not be
tolerated. This can extend to posting a lift that was turned down with the explicit question of “don’t you
think this was good?”, “should this have been turned down?” or similar. Any issues with judging or
officials raised following a competition should be brought to the attention of the SCN Federation
Presidents, Rules Chair, or other member of the board, but not made by public complaint. Similarly,
social media “attacks” on certain groups of individuals in the context of anything to do with the SCN
Federation, will absolutely not be tolerated. This will include, but not be limited to, email-based
harassment, removal without cause from boards or sites associated with the SCN Federation (cause shall
be determined ONLY by the board), mass “unfriending” or similar of individuals or groups, again, unless
such individuals have been banned by the board, etc. Those involved in such social media-based
harassment are subject to warning or suspension by the board, depending on the specifics of the
infraction. Any harassment or slandering towards the SCN Federation team including ownership, will not
be tolerated, up to and including a membership refund that will be issued to the athlete in question, and
a permanent ban in the federation, due to said harassment or slandering"


.

[joswift]

Still not a single "like" or comment on the SCN FB page

the place is a fucking ghost town
https://www.facebook.com/strictcurlnation

Step up to the platform and become a part of the fastest growing powerlifting sport in the world, bro

Yeah...right...

[Skeletor]

Yep
If I competed and won a show and then saw the results in a magizine saying I didnt I would ask why.
If they said the result was being reviewed a simply "Why" would get you an answer.

He's beating around the bush (not Robcguns') that it's not his lift that's under review but the record. But Coop and others who competed on the same day had their results and records posted. Somehow bhank's official contest results always differ with his version of the events. It's always something, a conspiracy, a controversy.

[joswift]

He's beating around the bush (not Robcguns') that it's not his lift that's under review but the record. But Coop and others who competed on the same day had their results and records posted. Somehow bhank's official contest results always differ with his version of the events. It's always something, a conspiracy, a controversy.

maybe they got to know him and realised hes a c.unt

[BB]

Another funny thing is Coop loves to talk curls, they're all over his Facebook, but never a mention of Hankins, and they train together. Not one "Brian Hankins making a big lift", no congrats to Bri on the nuptials, etc....

I did find one bit of funny Hankins lore from the winter, of Hankins pondering Coop, Curls, and Weight -


"Wood Hankins
Joseph Sabol I don’t know man I feel like the only way I know how to get stronger is to get bigger I need to add like 30lbs in the next 3 weeks by my math. No idea how John Cooper does it I mean I am going to try whatever calculus based hydrating equations he designs for me but I also may start shoveling down lard"

                                                              .

[IroNat]

he would have been in that class if he had not ate like a fucking pig and shoved a cork up his arse
Coop competed in the 220 this time, Brian was under 220 but loaded his pockets and gut and weighed in over the 220 limit
I bet he was 221 with his fucking overcoat on

[Hulkotron]

hydrating equations?

[joswift]

Another funny thing is Coop loves to talk curls, they're all over his Facebook, but never a mention of Hankins, and they train together. Not one "Brian Hankins making a big lift", no congrats to Bri on the nuptials, etc....

I did find one bit of funny Hankins lore from the winter, of Hankins pondering Coop, Curls, and Weight -


"Wood Hankins
Joseph Sabol I don’t know man I feel like the only way I know how to get stronger is to get bigger I need to add like 30lbs in the next 3 weeks by my math. No idea how John Cooper does it I mean I am going to try whatever calculus based hydrating equations he designs for me but I also may start shoveling down lard"

                                                              .

Translated as
If he cant be a water balloon he will have to get fat

[Gym Rat]

hydrating equations?

h2O / 2 = .5h1O

[illuminati]

You are a slob period end of story how dare you even speak to me slug filth

Bianca he is 100% accurate in all he says.
Why are you still here you Retarded Fuckwit - Fuck off.

Spot on Summary 38.

Brian tell us all once

how many in your category coward?

none

you bottled out of competing- like you did in BB because you knew you wold get beat.

like when you tapped out in mma or failed to answer eh bell vs Clegg.

coward.

as I have said for ages a 6 week Thai boxer who can low kick folds you up every time

[Never1AShow]

Coop's his buddy and he can't even get the inside scoop. Coop owns the thing.

The Rule book is a little hard to find - https://www.strictcurlnation.com/_files/ugd/1a2a42_5e8667e62ebd4cd0bd14f5c2f56a71cf.pdf .

They don't have rules set in stone on weighing in, which is stupid. You can't have guys weighing in wearing shoes, but I suppose Hankins might have an out there cause nothing is mentioned.

The drug testing angle is interesting, could Hankins have entered into the tested category?

Also from the rule book -

"Social Media
It is the responsibility of all members, officials and others associated with SCN Federation to maintain
the dignity of the federation whenever communicating as participants in the SCN Federation. In
particular, publicly complaining about officiating, calls made or other aspects of contests will not be
tolerated. This can extend to posting a lift that was turned down with the explicit question of “don’t you
think this was good?”, “should this have been turned down?” or similar. Any issues with judging or
officials raised following a competition should be brought to the attention of the SCN Federation
Presidents, Rules Chair, or other member of the board, but not made by public complaint. Similarly,
social media “attacks” on certain groups of individuals in the context of anything to do with the SCN
Federation, will absolutely not be tolerated. This will include, but not be limited to, email-based
harassment, removal without cause from boards or sites associated with the SCN Federation (cause shall
be determined ONLY by the board), mass “unfriending” or similar of individuals or groups, again, unless
such individuals have been banned by the board, etc. Those involved in such social media-based
harassment are subject to warning or suspension by the board, depending on the specifics of the
infraction. Any harassment or slandering towards the SCN Federation team including ownership, will not
be tolerated, up to and including a membership refund that will be issued to the athlete in question, and
a permanent ban in the federation, due to said harassment or slandering"


.

Every competitor in the 242 wore their shoes when weighing in. Every ONE!

[illuminati]

Look at Brian’s face.

It’s the look of disgust as he looks down at his pot belly.

Have to love the $35 dollar Walmart skate shoes, NY Giants socks, tropical singlet and gold chain.

Mid life crises at its finest

Look at that Bald Huge Head
That Spindly 16inch arm
& that bloated/ distended belly of peace . !!! WTF .

[Soul Crusher]

Just when you think the beating GB delivers to Bhanks can’t get worse.   


So fng funny