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[FitnessFrenzy]

[wes]

Abdominal surgery prep plan is to load up your gut with food and shit and fluid?  A guy who has trouble shitting decides to load up the bowels right before surgery?  Does he have a witch doctor doing this?

And he's not even having surgery to address all his intestinal issues, it's just some cosmetic BS because he thinks it hinders his lifting and bodybuilding.

One word bro........MENSA !

[Never1AShow]

Pretty interesting how the next week and couple of months will go, especially the dietary restrictions.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/hiatal-hernia-surgery-recovery-5086535

[JustPlaneJane]

Abdominal surgery prep plan is to load up your gut with food and shit and fluid?  A guy who has trouble shitting decides to load up the bowels right before surgery?  Does he have a witch doctor doing this?

And he's not even having surgery to address all his intestinal issues, it's just some cosmetic BS because he thinks it hinders his lifting and bodybuilding.

If bhanky was honest with his surgeon about his medical history and drug use, they wouldn’t do the procedure.

[GymnJuice]

Pretty interesting how the next week and couple of months will go, especially the dietary restrictions.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/hiatal-hernia-surgery-recovery-5086535

Those restrictions are for people with doctors who don't understand the concept of a nutrition cocoon.

[JustPlaneJane]

Those restrictions are for people with doctors who don't understand the concept of a nutrition cocoon.

Same quacks who don’t prescribe high dose Anadrol for anemia.

[joswift]

verifying Brians strict curl

[Dave D]

I wonder what caused the hernia?

[joswift]

I wonder what caused the hernia?

it wasnt heavy squats thats for sure...

[IroNat]

I wonder what caused the hernia?

Wrestling with the ex over Spencer.

[webstar]

Hanky how much of your weight gain is due to the fluid buildup from your heart failure?

[Soul Crusher]

Wrestling with the ex over Spencer.

Ha ha ha !

[Lartinos]

Bhank with his stupidity is on the precipice of a major injury.

Getting this unnecessary surgery could also cause complications he isn’t aware of.

His back could be thrown out at any time I’d think too.

No matter how many drugs he takes his Dadbod isn’t going to hold up much longer.


“
   4.   Avoid Straining: Activities that involve heavy straining, such as heavy deadlifts or squats, may put excessive pressure on the abdomen and could potentially increase the risk of hernia recurrence.
   5.   Use Proper Technique: Ensure proper lifting technique to avoid placing unnecessary stress on the abdominal muscles.
   6.   Wait for Medical Clearance: Always follow the advice and guidelines given by your surgeon or healthcare provider regarding when it is safe to resume weight lifting and other strenuous activities.
   7.   Wear Supportive Gear: Wearing a supportive abdominal binder during exercise may provide additional stability and support for the healing abdominal muscles.”

[joswift]

Bhank with his stupidity is on the precipice of a major injury.

Getting this unnecessary surgery could also cause complications he isn’t aware of.

His back could be thrown out at any time I’d think too.

No matter how many drugs he takes his Dadbod isn’t going to hold up much longer.


“
   4.   Avoid Straining: Activities that involve heavy straining, such as heavy deadlifts or squats, may put excessive pressure on the abdomen and could potentially increase the risk of hernia recurrence.
   5.   Use Proper Technique: Ensure proper lifting technique to avoid placing unnecessary stress on the abdominal muscles.
   6.   Wait for Medical Clearance: Always follow the advice and guidelines given by your surgeon or healthcare provider regarding when it is safe to resume weight lifting and other strenuous activities.
   7.   Wear Supportive Gear: Wearing a supportive abdominal binder during exercise may provide additional stability and support for the healing abdominal muscles.”

hes fucked.....

[Skeletor]

Bhank with his stupidity is on the precipice of a major injury.

Getting this unnecessary surgery could also cause complications he isn’t aware of.

His back could be thrown out at any time I’d think too.

No matter how many drugs he takes his Dadbod isn’t going to hold up much longer.


“
   4.   Avoid Straining: Activities that involve heavy straining, such as heavy deadlifts or squats, may put excessive pressure on the abdomen and could potentially increase the risk of hernia recurrence.
   5.   Use Proper Technique: Ensure proper lifting technique to avoid placing unnecessary stress on the abdominal muscles.
   6.   Wait for Medical Clearance: Always follow the advice and guidelines given by your surgeon or healthcare provider regarding when it is safe to resume weight lifting and other strenuous activities.
   7.   Wear Supportive Gear: Wearing a supportive abdominal binder during exercise may provide additional stability and support for the healing abdominal muscles.”

I think he won't have an issue with strict curling, it's strict after all and uses only biceps; he didn't even need to wear a belt. Too bad his "world record" only exists in his head.

[FitnessFrenzy]

psychopathankins

[BB]

Is it wrong that I hope the doctor plays with his asshole while he's asleep?

[Krankenstein]

Right before passing out Brian utters the words:

"But....but....I broke the record by 5kg...those damn haaaattteerrrrssssss"

The Surgeon turns to his team and said :

"Lets go team...this one is special.  He needs to be able to strict curl 181.398238lbs by December.  Its game time"

[Rambone]

When will Hankins check in to let us know he’s okay?

[Dave D]

When will Hankins check in to let us know he’s okay?

Hopefully it’s not when he’s checked into that big gym in the sky.

[GymnJuice]

Bhank with his stupidity is on the precipice of a major injury.

Getting this unnecessary surgery could also cause complications he isn’t aware of.

His back could be thrown out at any time I’d think too.

No matter how many drugs he takes his Dadbod isn’t going to hold up much longer.


“
   4.   Avoid Straining: Activities that involve heavy straining, such as heavy deadlifts or squats, may put excessive pressure on the abdomen and could potentially increase the risk of hernia recurrence.
   5.   Use Proper Technique: Ensure proper lifting technique to avoid placing unnecessary stress on the abdominal muscles.
   6.   Wait for Medical Clearance: Always follow the advice and guidelines given by your surgeon or healthcare provider regarding when it is safe to resume weight lifting and other strenuous activities.
   7.   Wear Supportive Gear: Wearing a supportive abdominal binder during exercise may provide additional stability and support for the healing abdominal muscles.”

Hanky are you going to be wearing a girdle?

[Soul Crusher]

Right before passing out Brian utters the words:

"But....but....I broke the record by 5kg...those damn haaaattteerrrrssssss"

The Surgeon turns to his team and said :

"Lets go team...this one is special.  He needs to be able to strict curl 181.398238lbs by December.  Its game time"

Lol ! 

[Soul Crusher]

Bhank with his stupidity is on the precipice of a major injury.

Getting this unnecessary surgery could also cause complications he isn’t aware of.

His back could be thrown out at any time I’d think too.

No matter how many drugs he takes his Dadbod isn’t going to hold up much longer.


“
   4.   Avoid Straining: Activities that involve heavy straining, such as heavy deadlifts or squats, may put excessive pressure on the abdomen and could potentially increase the risk of hernia recurrence.
   5.   Use Proper Technique: Ensure proper lifting technique to avoid placing unnecessary stress on the abdominal muscles.
   6.   Wait for Medical Clearance: Always follow the advice and guidelines given by your surgeon or healthcare provider regarding when it is safe to resume weight lifting and other strenuous activities.
   7.   Wear Supportive Gear: Wearing a supportive abdominal binder during exercise may provide additional stability and support for the healing abdominal muscles.”

Lol.   This thread is delivering in spades.

[38 returns]

In fairness to his ex wife em she has insisted on Brian going private

He is flying to Switzerland to dignitas for the full treatment

[bhank]

Midsection feels tight localalized medicine is just wearing off post surgery I had 3 soups, crackers, 2 popsicles, granola cereal, juice and even a small coke so stomach is doing better than expected. I think the umbilical was just the muscle tissue and not the actual stomach. I also only took 1 percocet and 1 high dosage advil as instructed orals are what kill my appetite. I figure keep eating even if not lifting nutrition will help me heal. Problem is they say 6 weeks no lifting so it's just going to be difficult not to lift for 6 weeks. I haven't been 6 weeks without lifting since basic training and even then I snuck across the barracks and got one day lifting in around week 5 with some 70lb dumbells and I was still doing calisthenics daily.