But the pictures!!! 
"Here i was 220lbs diced, and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced,and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced,and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced,and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced, and here I was 220lb diced.......etc etc"
"But Dad you are 25 years older in some of those photos"
"And daddy who is that woman?"
"No one son, she owns my house now, its just us pal"