Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.
Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world
I would love to know why a government agent would be hired to spy on you!
Imagine those notes:
6:00-6:30: Hankins is up and prepares and eats bizzare concoctions
630 -800: Hankins is on his phone
8:00 -12:00: Hankins is on computer
12:00-12:15: Hankins eats
12:15-12:30: Hankins trains for curling event
12:30 - 4:30: computer
4:30 - 5:00: takes selfies
5:00 -6:00: walks beach
6:00 -6:16: eats rancid dinner
6:17 - 12:00 on phone or computer
Add in routine bathroom breaks and that captures your typical day.