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Re: SCN
« Reply #3250 on: August 10, 2023, 11:40:24 AM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world

Hankins, we need to talk about your tummy, why was it so big here, like a beachball in stripes -

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« Reply #3251 on: August 10, 2023, 11:41:02 AM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world

I genuinly believe you think thats true

Unfortunatly Brian, you are lifes biggest loser

Even your wife thinks you are mentally ill and Spalding thinks you are a dick

Which hurt most Brian?

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« Reply #3252 on: August 10, 2023, 11:48:30 AM »
Thinks at 46 after his hernia heals he will make a huge impact in the Iron Game.....sorry asshole you have won jackshit in every outing you`ve chosen to "compete" in........and I use the term compete in it`s very utmost loosest form.

Your track record speaks for itself and it ain`t talking too loud!   :D

If you`re still training and competing like me at my age, you should have  a few zillion more tears because you are a vast and deep well of bodybuilding and training knowledge.

You do remember the ridiculous gear questions you asked people on Pro - Muscle don`t you Mr. know it all.........pure comedy gold that just continues to grow bigger than your gut.....aka Full Belly Of Peace !   LOL  ;D

You totally complete know nothing fool !

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« Reply #3253 on: August 10, 2023, 11:49:09 AM »
Hankins, we need to talk about your tummy, why was it so big here, like a beachball in stripes -

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« Reply #3254 on: August 10, 2023, 12:03:23 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world

you wear the "kick me" at gb university lmao

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« Reply #3255 on: August 10, 2023, 12:08:20 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world

I would love to know why a government agent would be hired to spy on you!

Imagine those notes:
6:00-6:30: Hankins is up and prepares and eats bizzare concoctions
630 -800: Hankins is on his phone
8:00 -12:00: Hankins is on computer
12:00-12:15: Hankins eats
12:15-12:30: Hankins trains for curling event
12:30 - 4:30: computer
4:30 - 5:00: takes selfies
5:00 -6:00: walks beach
6:00 -6:16: eats rancid dinner
6:17 - 12:00 on phone or computer

Add in routine bathroom breaks and that captures your typical day.

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« Reply #3256 on: August 10, 2023, 12:15:42 PM »
you wear the "kick me" at gb university lmao

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« Reply #3257 on: August 10, 2023, 01:15:47 PM »
I would love to know why a government agent would be hired to spy on you!

Imagine those notes:
6:00-6:30: Hankins is up, spends 10 mins punching the bag, then she makes his breakfast
630 -800: Hankins is on his phone
8:00 -12:00: Hankins is on computer
12:00-12:15: Hankins eats
12:15-12:30: Hankins trains for curling event
12:30 - 4:30: computer
4:30 - 5:00: takes selfies
5:00 -6:00: walks beach
6:00 -6:16: eats rancid dinner
6:17 - 12:00 on phone or computer

Add in routine bathroom breaks and that captures your typical day.
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Re: SCN
« Reply #3258 on: August 10, 2023, 01:15:55 PM »






Brian

You are an irrelevant lying trust fund closet gay who is despised by everyone he meets


We all hate you and like a prison  bitch you give up your canteen every week and come back for more abuse

The best but of you dribbles down yer mother's leg

Nobody cares Brian MMA BB curls the one constant is Brian fails

Gas yourself you bald queen 
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« Reply #3259 on: August 10, 2023, 01:17:09 PM »


Brian

You are an irrelevant lying trust fund closet gay who is despised by everyone he meets


We all hate you and like a prison  bitch you give up your canteen every week and come back for more abuse

The best but of you dribbles down yer mother's leg

Nobody cares Brian MMA BB curls the one constant is Brian fails

Gas yourself you bald queen
If he stays I think we need to investigate this further

Its the thing that seems to upset him the most

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Re: SCN
« Reply #3260 on: August 10, 2023, 01:25:12 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world


Bianca , FUCK OFF YOU FAGGGOTT

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« Reply #3261 on: August 10, 2023, 01:26:48 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ you lost 38lbs of fat. I have never even had 38lbs if fat. You are a slob how dare you compare yourself to me.

Also I am gone 2 days off work playing with my kid and you guys write 10 pages trying to make fun of me? I am not the one writing 10 pages about you. I am not the one pulling post from your Facebook to talk about because I am sad you didn’t talk to me here. If I am a loser the rest of you writing books about me in my sleep are even bigger losers. I always said I feel bad for a government agent assigned to spy on me you guys are not even being paid to stalk me I must be the most interesting man in the world

Brian, more lies.

When you quit on your competition, you said you had no vacation time and this is why you had to rush home.

Now you are randomly taking two days off during the week.

 How did you miraculously accrue vacation Time a month later?  Which lie are you going to go with?

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« Reply #3262 on: August 10, 2023, 01:36:00 PM »
Brian, more lies.

When you quit on your competition, you said you had no vacation time and this is why you had to rush home.

Now you are randomly taking two days off during the week.

 How did you miraculously accrue vacation Time a month later?  Which lie are you going to go with?

I think you will find he is on his period...

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« Reply #3263 on: August 10, 2023, 01:39:29 PM »
If he stays I think we need to investigate this further

Its the thing that seems to upset him the most

His boyfriend Spaulding seems to have Bhanks number real well.

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« Reply #3264 on: August 10, 2023, 03:09:57 PM »
Bhanky,
Any word from SCN?

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« Reply #3265 on: August 10, 2023, 04:03:32 PM »
We know you're like Niagra Falls when a certain SCN World Record Holder posts selfies....

Oh I know I’m no match for the worldly attributes of Emily Urchin.

Same as you’re absolutely no match on the He-Man Scale with world record holder Brian Hankins.

Now hush up and go be mediocre in Schaumburg.   🤣

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« Reply #3266 on: August 10, 2023, 04:23:34 PM »
Oh I know I’m no match for the worldly attributes of Emily Urchin.

Same as you’re absolutely no match on the He-Man Scale with world record holder Brian Hankins.

Now hush up and go be mediocre in Schaumburg.   🤣

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That is steel magnolia assassin w a stiletto type shit right there. 

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« Reply #3267 on: August 10, 2023, 09:00:54 PM »

That is steel magnolia assassin w a stiletto type shit right there.
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« Reply #3268 on: August 11, 2023, 05:02:50 AM »
Oh I know I’m no match for the worldly attributes of Emily Urchin.

Same as you’re absolutely no match on the He-Man Scale with world record holder Brian Hankins.

Now hush up and go be mediocre in Schaumburg.   🤣

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I've never been anywhere close to medicore.  I prefer to live in the sub-par realm.  Aim low is my motto.  The lower the expectations, the easier life can be

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« Reply #3269 on: August 11, 2023, 05:03:36 AM »



Would hit with the force of Bhanks at an all you can eat french toast buffet

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« Reply #3270 on: August 11, 2023, 05:12:15 AM »
Bhanks must raging all over the Urch Mansion and getting fatter by the hour with his horrendous diet and not training like an animal like he is used to. 

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« Reply #3271 on: August 11, 2023, 06:32:04 AM »
Bhanks must raging all over the Urch Mansion and getting fatter by the hour with his horrendous diet and not training like an animal like he is used to.

Surely the Crohnes and stitches are causing him to moderate?  Do percs increase appetite?

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« Reply #3272 on: August 11, 2023, 08:28:47 AM »
Bhanks must raging all over the Urch Mansion and getting fatter by the hour with his horrendous diet and not training like an animal doing pump sets and texting like he is used to.

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« Reply #3273 on: August 11, 2023, 08:42:45 AM »
Hankins, we need to talk about your tummy, why was it so big here, like a beachball in stripes -

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HUGE GUT OF PEACE PISS!!!

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« Reply #3274 on: August 11, 2023, 10:49:00 AM »
I've never been anywhere close to medicore.  I prefer to live in the sub-par realm.  Aim low is my motto.  The lower the expectations, the easier life can be

Hankins style - start off slow, then taper off early.