Strength Challenge to B. Hank.

[joswift]

Nah pretty happy these days not looking for a fight although would love to whoop 38 or Josh in a beat down or SC in BJJ. But for the most part life is pretty good not a lot of reasons to get mad and choke a guy

Just wait until Em takes everything you have

Im sure that will stoke the furnace.

[38 returns]

and what did your family do while you were fighting kids at the park?

my dad would have beat the shit out of me.

in our family if we had an argument we used to get the gloves on and go the back yard and fight. but if we bullied anyone we'd get our arses handed to us by the other males in the family

that's why I hate bullies. they are cowardly scum

[webstar]

I think maybe I liked to fight as a kid. Maybe I watched too much WWF, Conan, Rambo Heman and GI joe all kind of violent. I don't know don't think about it much anymore. No one tries to fight me when I take my kid to the playground these days.

Why would anyone fight you at the playground you idiot?

Also, it’s hard to fight someone when they have social worker/officer with you for your supervised visitation rights idiots

Left that part out hey bhanky. Semantics

[38 returns]

Nah pretty happy these days not looking for a fight although would love to whoop 38 or Josh in a beat down or SC in BJJ. But for the most part life is pretty good not a lot of reasons to get mad and choke a guy

file under things that are never going to happen because you are a coward.

I'd love to kick your fuckin head in in front of your son she can see bullies are bitches

I'd give you two leg kicks rendering you incapacitated then maim you. you will lose an eye possibly two depending on how I feel. But I HATE women beating bllshit artists- in fact I will get you a single ticket.

[Krankenstein]

When I was a kid you could take me to any random park in America and I would get in a fist fight with 3 other kids before I left it's funny you are making me recall this stuff I had kind of forgotten all about childhood leave me there...but wouldn't you know it...I always found my way home.  Thanks to the nice old man with the van that said "free candy inside".  Come to think of it, there never was any candy.

Fixed for accuracy

[Krankenstein]

I think maybe I liked to fight as a kid. Maybe I watched too much WWF, Conan, Rambo Heman and GI joe all kind of violent. I don't know don't think about it much anymore. No one tries to fight me when I take my kid to the playground these days.

They all leave, thats why.  You keep going around flexing your bicep and showing your dick root to everyone and anyone who can't run away fast enough.

[Matt]

You may like this one better I wasn’t sliding off the bench regardless doesn’t move you up the leaderboard

B. Hank - I thought you said 225 for reps counts as one?

PS - what were your peak stats?
5'11" / approximately 235-lb?

[Bevo]

Correct,

His dad Bill Hankins left Brian and his siblings a vast amount of money.

Brian, had a nasty battle for the money with his brother as per usual.

That’s why they don’t speak.

If you ask anything about Brian’s brother he will ignore the question. but he can tell you every other personal detail.

Sounds like a real POS, not surprised

[Bevo]

Thank you for adding to this, it is something of a burden keeping it timely updated.  I am happy to have others add things he says to the list and welcome such efforts. (Reposting myself for when I look for it later)

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)

Jesus Christ! Epic    death is knocking on the door next

[wazhazbin]

Nah pretty happy these days not looking for a fight although would love to whoop 38 or Josh in a beat down or SC in BJJ. But for the most part life is pretty good not a lot of reasons to get mad and choke a guy

The only reason you haven't beat those three up is because you know you can't

[bhank]

Just wait until Em takes everything you have

Im sure that will stoke the furnace.

I don't appreciate you trying to discuss my wife I don't talk shit about yours. However I will say she is going places and I am just trying to tag along.

[bhank]

file under things that are never going to happen because you are a coward.

I'd love to kick your fuckin head in in front of your son she can see bullies are bitches

I'd give you two leg kicks rendering you incapacitated then maim you. you will lose an eye possibly two depending on how I feel. But I HATE women beating bllshit artists- in fact I will get you a single ticket.

You are a fat old man stop acting like you are going to karate chop leg kick someone also if I believe you would fight dirty which I do then it is just going to force me to hurt you bad you shouldn't say those things before a fight

[bhank]

B. Hank - I thought you said 225 for reps counts as one?

PS - what were your peak stats?
5'11" / approximately 235-lb?

Correct based on that video I would be at 225 on the highest weight benched on video in 2023 however I posted another video benching 315lbs this year hence I am at 315. It's really not complicated when comparing your max bench it is a 1 rep not reps.

And what do you consider peak stats? When I was my strongest? Leanest? Heaviest? Had best cardio? Had my best hair? Best look? Least injuries? Things are different at different weights and age. A decade ago like your video I could get over 30 reps with 225 with my ass on the pad at about 210lbs

[bhank]

The only reason you haven't beat those three up is because you know you can't

or because two of them are across an international border and the 3rd didn't want to roll

[Gym Rat]

Amazing benching... 225 x 20 comes out to around 365 lbs 1RM on calculator. (I know, he did 25, calc I saw only goes to 20).
I also realize its an estimate, but its fairly accurate.

One of the strongest people around^^^^  (Matt)

[bhank]

Amazing benching... 225 x 20 comes out to around 365 lbs 1RM on calculator. (I know, he did 25, calc I saw only goes to 20).
I also realize its an estimate, but its fairly accurate.

One of the strongest people around^^^^  (Matt)

I did that every week as my chest day warmup for a decade

[Gym Rat]

I did that every week as my chest day warmup for a decade

Excellent strength...

[Grape Ape]

It's an official list we are not going to argue what people could do it is a list of what they actually did. You are currently tied with me in 2nd place. By all means press more than 315lbs next week by yourself and you will take 2nd to yourself.

Narrator: "it was, in fact, not official"

[joswift]

I don't appreciate you trying to discuss my wife I don't talk shit about yours. However I will say she is going places and I am just trying to tag along.

Just tag along Brian, yep, thats you, hanging around in the background while everyone else takes up the slack

I remember you being at the back squeezing onto the photo at Strict Curl
A bit like xfactors work photo

She will take you for everything and it couldnt happen to a shittier bloke

Karma is coming a knocking Brian

[joswift]

It's an official list we are not going to argue what people could do it is a list of what they actually did. You are currently tied with me in 2nd place. By all means press more than 315lbs next week by yourself and you will take 2nd to yourself.

Its about as official as you Strict Curl World Record

[webstar]

I don't appreciate you trying to discuss my wife I don't talk shit about yours. However I will say she is going places and I am just trying to tag along.

Brian, what about your brother?

[joswift]

I don't appreciate you trying to discuss my wife I don't talk shit about yours. However I will say she is going places and I am just trying to tag along.

You talk shit about everyone else , why leave her out?

You called all Ems friends you played golf with disabled

What did they do to deserve that?

[Soul Crusher]

Its because they are 5 and you are an adult

I bet you goad and try and provoke them though

Ha ha ha !

[Skeletor]

Just tag along Brian, yep, thats you, hanging around in the background while everyone else takes up the slack

I remember you being at the back squeezing onto the photo at Strict Curl
A bit like xfactors work photo

She will take you for everything and it couldnt happen to a shittier bloke

Karma is coming a knocking Brian

It's almost as if he's a nobody and they want nothing to do with him, despite his imaginary "world record".

[joswift]

It's almost as if he's a nobody and they want nothing to do with him, despite his imaginary "world record".

Fucks sake, hes only 45 in that photo he looks 65