Matt is a gentleman and a fellow member of team canada, Matt would hold your hair while I blow my load in your face and glue your eyes shut, maybe that will shut you up for half a second (doubt it)
Matt Canning is a small phaggot, he couldn’t reach my hair if he used a step stool.
You’re an impotent homo, the only face receiving a load in this scenario is yours.
You and Matt “MR. TITS” Canning are an embarrassment to Canada. You suck dick like it’s free ice cream and Canning eats meth head, canker sore ridden Ojibway and Chippewa squaw crotch and is confused that WAP is actually just puss.
Up your game gimmick, or climb back on your 8 year old cousin, and fuck off.