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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5675 on: January 14, 2024, 02:55:27 PM »
How many gimmicks does Matt have?

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5676 on: January 14, 2024, 03:05:09 PM »
How many gimmicks does Matt have?

Please limit gimmick discussion to one thread.
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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5677 on: January 14, 2024, 04:58:14 PM »

I agree you’ve lost a lot but gained some back. You lost 15 pounds but gained 11 but only weigh 214. You didn’t lose water weight and you also did not lose muscle, but it wasn’t fat either….

Again you just want to argue

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5678 on: January 14, 2024, 07:57:22 PM »
Not really a fan of bagging on the dude's wife.
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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5679 on: January 14, 2024, 08:44:49 PM »
Again you just want to argue

Nope. I’m just really frustrated.

Really frustrated by what you post.  It’s nonsense

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5680 on: January 15, 2024, 01:45:33 AM »
Getting close, up to 78, surely we'll break 80 in next couple of weeks.  Note, while #16 is "bleeding ulcer," I am counting painful peptic ulcer separately because it could be differently placed than before and he never got scoped.


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)

More importantly I have whiplash from racing I get a lot of neck pain. I ice it and put heat on it and use a massage gun on it often. I plan to see a specialist and get an MRI on it. I am hoping the HGH will help may eventually add bpc-157 but really need an MRI. Can I still do a bridge? Yeah all day everyday. Do I feel any need to do one for an anonymous troll who writes nasty shit and stalks me online nope. Here is an idea why don't you go to a gym and actually lift something.

Looks as though 'whiplash from racing' needs to be added

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5681 on: January 15, 2024, 03:33:55 AM »
Looks as though 'whiplash from racing' needs to be added

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5682 on: January 15, 2024, 04:29:07 AM »
Is cauliflower ear on the list?

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5683 on: January 15, 2024, 05:25:53 AM »
Is cauliflower ear on the list?

Do we have a decent side ear shot?

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5684 on: January 15, 2024, 05:35:07 AM »
Looks as though 'whiplash from racing' needs to be added

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5685 on: January 15, 2024, 05:55:25 AM »
bhanks would be competing/dominating in wrestling today were it not for USADA/WADA forbidding his prescribed medications of testosterone, anadrol, and human growth hormone.

He doesn't know about therapeutic use exceptions evidently.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5686 on: January 15, 2024, 06:14:45 AM »
Not using any anadrol 216lbs this am condition is damn near stage ready looking pretty dry to me

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5687 on: January 15, 2024, 10:14:14 AM »
bhanks would be competing/dominating in wrestling today were it not for USADA/WADA forbidding his prescribed medications of testosterone, anadrol, and human growth hormone.

He doesn't know about therapeutic use exceptions evidently.
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He's got no time for wrestling, he's damn near stage ready and will be entering a bodybuilding show next week or week after to pick up another first place trophy.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5688 on: January 15, 2024, 10:54:11 AM »
hahahahahaha!!!!!

massive wheels eh? :D :D :D :D

Dr. JM Blakely remarked upon seeing them.. "my forearms are bigger than your quads"

this dude at the gym is relentless in his ribbing me bout training them i train bis one day tris the next bis the next tris the next on and on and on he tried to pull me into the leg press the other day ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5689 on: January 15, 2024, 11:02:05 AM »
dj,
were you overweight at one time and lost a lot of weight?

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5690 on: January 15, 2024, 11:44:16 AM »
dj,
were you overweight at one time and lost a lot of weight?

Dr. Blakely had me bulk to 205 it was my highest weight it that overweight ??? ??? ???

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5691 on: January 15, 2024, 11:49:36 AM »
Not using any anadrol 216lbs this am condition is damn near stage ready looking pretty dry to me
You`d need to lose between 9-12 pounds of fluid..........minimum

DEATH FACE OF PEACE................... ..NOT!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5692 on: January 15, 2024, 12:02:42 PM »
Dr. Blakely had me bulk to 205 it was my highest weight it that overweight ??? ??? ???

I wondered because you are very focused on being lean.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5693 on: January 15, 2024, 12:06:35 PM »
I wondered because you are very focused on being lean.

i got narrowass hips and a tiny waist structure if i can over 8% i have love handles and my wasit widens I FUCKING HATE THIS WITH A PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5694 on: January 15, 2024, 12:07:29 PM »
Bhanky,
Have you ever had the circumference of your heart measured to see if it is enlarged from your continuous steroid use and you have a weakened heart?

https://www.verywellhealth.com/symptoms-of-an-enlarged-heart-5181653

An enlarged heart can lead to serious health problems such as heart failure, stroke, or even sudden death. The condition is also known as cardiomegaly.


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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5695 on: January 15, 2024, 05:05:55 PM »
You`d need to lose between 9-12 pounds of fluid..........minimum

DEATH FACE OF PEACE................... ..NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Wes - you are just blind man. You are just hatin man. You are just jealous man. Brian is literally an exhale away from being the most shredded NPC competitor of all time!!! 😂

I’m starting to think he is just fckn with us. There is no way anyone looks at that pic and thinks they are contest ready. If he had never competed (I use the term loosely as he didn’t actually COMPETE) then I would give Brian a pass. But if he has seen contest ready up close in person he HAS to know better.

But even if he loses 12-15 lbs he will NEVER have “the look”. He simply doesn’t have the physique for BB. Rather than be a man and accept that, he just says that literally everyone else is a hater. He takes the opinions of people who know NOTHING about BB over seasoned competitors. Of course the average fat ass will say “damn you da man - Bro you jacked”. Most of us kind of discount those comments and sure as hell don’t base our self assessment on them. Not Brian. He is too insecure and lacks true confidence.

I have tried to get through in probably the worst way. I’d be a terrible coach to Brian because I thought that maybe going hard and harsh would force him too take a REAL look in the mirror. Then I admit I got aggravated because it was like trying to teach a hard headed retard how to tie his shoes, but you can’t even get that far because he insists on putting them on the wrong feet!!!

Brian will continue to be a loser. He will place near or at dead last in ANY competitive arena in which he ventures. Fck it. I think we have all tried to save him the embarrassment.

Brian - just don’t ask your family to attend any shows you do man. That’s cruel as hell to embarrass them for cheering on the guy that doesn’t look like he even should be on stage.

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5696 on: January 15, 2024, 05:19:50 PM »
hahahahahaha!!!!!

massive wheels eh? :D :D :D :D

Dr. JM Blakely remarked upon seeing them.. "my forearms are bigger than your quads"

this dude at the gym is relentless in his ribbing me bout training them i train bis one day tris the next bis the next tris the next on and on and on he tried to pull me into the leg press the other day ;D ;D ;D
Dude, WTF?!?! Can you give us a warning before you post dick pics?! I was trying to eat!!! :-X
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5697 on: January 15, 2024, 05:25:37 PM »
Wes - you are just blind man. You are just hatin man. You are just jealous man. Brian is literally an exhale away from being the most shredded NPC competitor of all time!!! 😂

I’m starting to think he is just fckn with us. There is no way anyone looks at that pic and thinks they are contest ready. If he had never competed (I use the term loosely as he didn’t actually COMPETE) then I would give Brian a pass. But if he has seen contest ready up close in person he HAS to know better.

But even if he loses 12-15 lbs he will NEVER have “the look”. He simply doesn’t have the physique for BB. Rather than be a man and accept that, he just says that literally everyone else is a hater. He takes the opinions of people who know NOTHING about BB over seasoned competitors. Of course the average fat ass will say “damn you da man - Bro you jacked”. Most of us kind of discount those comments and sure as hell don’t base our self assessment on them. Not Brian. He is too insecure and lacks true confidence.

I have tried to get through in probably the worst way. I’d be a terrible coach to Brian because I thought that maybe going hard and harsh would force him too take a REAL look in the mirror. Then I admit I got aggravated because it was like trying to teach a hard headed retard how to tie his shoes, but you can’t even get that far because he insists on putting them on the wrong feet!!!

Brian will continue to be a loser. He will place near or at dead last in ANY competitive arena in which he ventures. Fck it. I think we have all tried to save him the embarrassment.

Brian - just don’t ask your family to attend any shows you do man. That’s cruel as hell to embarrass them for cheering on the guy that doesn’t look like he even should be on stage.
He has good intercostals and forearms, but no delt striations or pec striations and not a helluva lot of vascularity.......only in his forearms.

In a side triceps shot like that you should see delt striations galore as you are pulling your arm back,plus his face is fat/bloated........far from close to even being slightly leaned out.

Contest condition my ass !   ;D

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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5698 on: January 15, 2024, 05:30:23 PM »
Bhanky,
Have you ever had the circumference of your heart measured to see if it is enlarged from your continuous steroid use and you have a weakened heart?

https://www.verywellhealth.com/symptoms-of-an-enlarged-heart-5181653

An enlarged heart can lead to serious health problems such as heart failure, stroke, or even sudden death. The condition is also known as cardiomegaly.



His track record would put him at risk of an enlarged heart and paired with anemia seems like it could be a deadly combo for the heart.

Maybe GB can get a copy of his autopsy to confirm this.

But I will add, he is in fantastic shape compared to all the other people who are slobs who look like they don’t even lift.




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Re: Strength Challenge to B. Hank.
« Reply #5699 on: January 15, 2024, 05:30:37 PM »
Dude, WTF?!?! Can you give us a warning before you post dick pics?! I was trying to eat!!! :-X

 ;D ;D ;D

at least you didn't mistake it for a forearm